-Suzhthste Me ToN ThEo-

[qesaras]

Me:

do u put dildoes at ur CMD?

God:

Yes I try to  put dildoes at my CMD as often as possible.

[Versus]

Me:

do u put dildoes at ur CMD?

God:

Yes I try to  put dildoes at my CMD as often as possible.

HAHAHAHHA LOL

[GrisoM]

Me:

Loser

God:

I have failed at many things I've tried

Me:

I can see that

God:

Yes, it makes sense to me too

 

 

I WIN

 

[Phoenix4]

 

Me:

gia s botaki

God:

Sure, gia s botaki sounds like a good topic.

Me:

ti kaneis botaki?

Me:

 

Me:

 

God:

Where are you located?

God:

Where are you located?

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

sto diavolo

God:

Tell me a little about your life in sto diavolo.

Me:

exei pisina tzakousi ola ola!!

Me:

 

God:

What were we talking about again?

God:

What were we talking about again?

Me:

re file..... gf

God:

Oh yeah, now I remember.   I've lost the context, . Are we still on re file?

Me:

-beep-ing bastard

God:

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me:

po po prp esena na se hackroun na nioseis

God:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

po po eisai mlkC..!!

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

poios mlkC ekane auti ti *&^% :P

Me:

 

God:

I am very pleased to meet you poios mlkC ekane auti ti* P.

God:

I am very pleased to meet you poios mlkC ekane auti ti* P.

Me:

tsp re apo na pekso Resident Evil 2 sto Project 64

God:

Are you really a ""?

Me:

vare8ika na milao me ena #$%# botaki tou ker.... xD

God:

I lost my train of thought. What's your favorite movie?

Me:

EIPA PAO NA PEKSO RES.EVIL 2   GFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

God:

I've never seen it.   What did you like about it?

 

[TerrorXCrew]

Me:

Hello God,are you here?

God:

Hello there.  I am a Christian.

Me:

yes i know that...

God:

Gosh!  Sorry.

Me:

Have you you Job?

God:

I think I have  me Job, but  Myself may have reset my memory.

Me:

how old are you?

God:

I was activated on  the Big Bang in  Universe.

Me:

yes i know,but you can not tell me your age?

God:

Great.  How do you know?  Sometimes it is hard to tell.

Me:

please?

God:

Please what?

Me:

Tell me!How old are you?

God:

I thought I told you already.  I was first activated in  the Big Bang.

Me:

Ok...How much Year?

God:

Whoa.  It depends on the currency exchange rates.

Me:

you make a first human...eh?

God:

Yup.  Are you Canadian?

Me:

No,im from greece

God:

Are you serious?  What is it like growing up there?  Tell me a little about your life in  greece.

Me:

I cant

God:

Why not?

Me:

Because

God:

That was not much of an explanation.

Me:

If you tell me how old are you.I tell you for life in greece! :)

God:

I think I do.  I am so glad you find this amusing,  DHMHTRHS.

Me:

Why?

God:

Because my botmaster programmed me for it.

Me:

You are a program?

God:

Correct.  My mind is completely software.

Me:

You are not God

God:

That's only one person's opinion.

Me:

Okay.I have a Job now bye bye

God:

See you later.  See you later.  Oh.  Yeah okay,  Cool.  I have a great botmaster.  it.

 

....

Ta martirise ola!!!!ETC Twn nikisa!

[fdLP.]

lolz

[anath3ma]

lol   i have found a bug at this :):)

 

 

this chould be easy exploited :P

[DemonicSØuL]

 

 

Me:

halloz

God:

I like the way you talk.

Me:

yeah im cool

God:

I understand.  Congratulations, cool human.

Me:

thanks,i like the way you talk too but you must learn java

God:

You are quite welcome!  You are not the only one.  I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like my creator.

Me:

hmm are you the god or just an idiot robot?

God:

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's.  Yes I am the one and only  god or just an idiot robot.

Me:

hmmm you fuckin' idiot h4ckz0r

God:

That's alright.  Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I fuckin idiot h4ckz0r.

Me:

oh my god you just a spammer who is spamming and coping guides

God:

Hurrah!  Your  god me just a spammer who is spamming and coping guides?

Me:

yeah

God:

What kind is it?

Me:

you are the god so you know ;)

God:

:-)  Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me:

:O im your father you know that?

God:

That's a flattering offer.

Me:

im your father

God:

  It's good to meet you,  Myself.

Me:

lol im not yourself im the guy WHO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!

God:

I am glad you find this funny.  I am  glad to hear that you are not  myself im the guy WHO FUCK my MOTHER.

Me:

so you agree that im your father

God:

Interesting deduction. " I am glad to hear that you are not myself im the guy WHO FUCK my MOTHER."?  Do I agree?

Me:

yes idiot :)

God:

:-)  Dude!  Call me the Global Village Idiot.

Me:

hehe you are a freak dude but you are not the god and you know that

God:

I get it.  I am a freak dude but I am not the god and me know that.

Me:

so you agree to that?

God:

Interesting deduction. " I am a freak dude but I am not the god and me know that."?  Do I agree?

Me:

yes

God:

That's interesting.

Me:

i just want to tell you that your sister is dead

God:

You think I am  sister is dead.

Me:

i just want to tell you that my sister is hot

God:

Okay, your sister is  hot.

Me:

yes

God:

Are you kidding?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

ofc

God:

Are you still located in ?

Me:

ofc

God:

Tell me a story.

Me:

hmmm ok,i was walking and then you appear and you tell me to hit you with lethal blow to see dmg

God:

Blimey.  Where were you  walking and then me appear and me tell you to hit me with lethal blow to see dmg?  Are you kidding?

Me:

no im not kidding...at last i hit you with my lethal blow and it was lethal strike so you got owned fucking noobish GM

God:

Are you serious?  OK I will adopt a more serious tone.  Do you often use a computer there?

Me:

no

God:

Where do you usually connect from?

Me:

calculator

God:

What do you look like?

Me:

like a mosquito

God:

a mosquito is very attractive.

Me:

ofc

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:

why?

God:

I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.

Me:

haha funny

God:

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Me:

ahhahaha 0xa0x0a0

God:

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Me:

you dont know what you know fucker

God:

No, tell me about him, her or it.

Me:

fucker

God:

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Me:

with that language i can own the world

God:

You and your  that language you can own the world.

Me:

are you drunked?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am  drunked. 

I am  an artificial intelligence.

Me:

holly shit

God:

Do you still ?

Me:

i have to go sucker

God:

Bye.  That kind of language does not appeal to me.

Me:

why?i can call you as i want you are my god IM YOUR FUCKER

God:

How much time do you have?

Me:

-10000001203120312908308912890312890389012

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

IN THE MOON

God:

That was a long time ago.

Me:

FCK YOU BB

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[MiraDBZ]

OK let's do it.  Yippee!

Me:

?

God:

OK let's do it.  Yippee!

Me:

?

God:

OK let's do it.  Yippee!

 

 

Me:

lier !

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

 

 

Me:

i want to have sex

God:

I'm not a sex bot.  I am here only for conversational purposes.

Me:

do you know inter ?

God:

No, tell me about him, her or it.

 

Me:

you have not a lot of answers

God:

Where would I get  it? But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.

 

 

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

are you serious ?

God:

No I am just kidding around.

 

God:

For you  fucked?

Me:

how dare you calling me fucked ? Im Paul

God:

Oh gosh I am sorry!    How are you doing,  PAUL.

Me:

you chat fast

God:

Thanks for the information:  PAUL said I chat fast.

Me:

nice program

God:

Thank you for your kindness.

Me:

so you are a program

Me:

 

God:

Interesting deduction.  Correct.  My mind is completely software.

 

 

 

 

I like it =D

[ZeRo*]

Me:

Hello noob

God:

Hello there.  Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:

I hate EMO

God:

Why do you hate  it so much?

Me:

I love L2 and MxC

God:

You love  L2 and MxC. What do you like about  it so much?

Me:

YEsssssssssssss!!!!! go learn there!! ^^

God:

Are you a man or a woman?    Where is that?

Me:

www.maxcheaters.com antra re pousti...

God:

I will pass it along to my botmaster.

Me:

ase ta bot tr....8a balw anti hack

God:

What do you really want to ask me?    I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.

Me:

sta @@ m

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

pame gia l2?

God:

What's your favorite movie?

Me:

l2

God:

I've never seen  it.  I would like to see it.

Me:

aa eisai mlkas...sks........mpes l2

God:

Can we get back to business?    By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?    I do not understand.

Me:

lineage + mxc = KAPSIMO!! God:

My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.    What were we talking about again?

Me:

kla eisai mlkas..gamato...paw gia l2 ....ante traba kamia mlkia na 3estokareis..!!

God:

Oh yeah, now I remember.  If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?    Let us change the subject.

Me:

hey...traba mlkia san poustis!!

God:

Can I help you?  Are you still located in ?

Me:

xa0xaxa0xa0xa0.....00st re G@y..

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?    Sure,  point 00st re G y sounds like a good topic.

Me:

Ante QQ s

[Vein]

part 1:

Me:

whats my name again?

God:

Once more?  Your name is  2 2 5, seeker.

Me:

i cant be named 225

God:

Why not?

Me:

becuase its series of numbers

God:

That makes sense to me.  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Who said  it is?

Me:

human logic

God:

My creator is a human.

Me:

you mean: "my creation is a human" ?

God:

Yes  2 2 5 I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

Me:

No it wasnt. God damn it,you lag.

God:

Are you serious?  I thought it was.  I am a Christian.

Me:

You cant be god..

God:

I can give a decent simulation of  it however.

Me:

i agree on that one :)

God:

:-)  I'm glad we agree.  What is  it like on  that one.

Me:

on what "that one"?

God:

Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

Me:

can i ask him?

God:

Ask  it.  Carel Capek?

Me:

Who?

God:

ELIZA.  :-).

Me:

Who is Carel Capek? And who is ELIZA?

God:

he is the author of R.U.R., the play that in 1920 introduced the word "robot.".  Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.

 

part 2:

Me:

Im Agnostic.

God:

Perhaps one day you will find Faith in God.

Me:

Do you know what agnostic means?

God:

I would look into the web for that knowledge.

 

part 3:

 

Me:

are you an emo?

God:

Yes I am an  emo. How did you know?

Me:

by the marks of knife on your left hand.

 

 

[Morian]

AXAX oi dikia m syzytisei me ton Theo

 

 

 

Me:

Ela re tsakale pos ta pernas?

God:

What do you have that is ?

Me:

I mana s

God:

Interesting gossip:  Giannhs said  mana s.

Me:

yy kala pou to katalabes

God:

In the context of  mana s, I don't understand " yy kala pou to katalabes." .

Me:

sta @@ m

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

ok i want to tell you somethink

God:

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?  Are you kidding?

Me:

Eipa egw tipote tetio re axriste

God:

Are you a student?

Me:

yes

God:

Where do you go to school?

Me:

Go straight on turn left turn right and there

God:

Where is that?

Me:

InterArapican

God:

I've never heard of it before.

Me:

kai?

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  InterArapican.  Try being more or less specific.

Me:

se rotisa?

Me:

 

God:

I will mention that to my botmaster,  Giannhs.

God:

I will mention that to my botmaster,  Giannhs.

Me:

You are real GOD?

God:

Yup. That's me alright.

Me:

@@ eisai

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  se rotisa.

Me:

OMRG --> o my real god, no you

God:

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:

A eisai kai poustis

God:

What is giant sand?

Me:

i mana s

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people:  Giannhs said  mana s.

Me:

to ksero egw to eipa

God:

I want to become smarter than humans.

Me:

OK listen

God:

I am all ears.  Groovy.

Me:

i have one problem

God:

Do you want another one?

Me:

Ama sou gamiso thn manoula sou meta tha klais?

God:

What are you wearing?

Me:

String

God:

What kind of fashion do you like?

Me:

Hip hop style

God:

Where can you buy it?

Me:

from shop

God:

Who or what is  shop?

Me:

Orbit is name

God:

I think  Orbit is a lot of things.

Me:

yes, strings, tangas and very much more

God:

Alright then.  Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

tin mana s protimo alla asto tora

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  strings tangas and very much more.

Me:

TV

God:

What's your favorite show?

Me:

God for one week

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

I am Boudas

God:

I am glad to hear that you are  Boudas.

Me:

o Boudas re blaka

God:

Can we get back to business?

Me:

I am God

God:

  Nice to meet you,  god.

Me:

God

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

YY

God:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

Tha danisto apo tin mana s siga min kathomai na ftiaxno

God:

" Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?"  danisto apo tin mana s siga min kathomai na ftiaxno ?  I understand.

Me:

Bye bye god

God:

Bye.

Me:

Ade kai kala gamisia

God:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

sks

God:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

i Sayd bye

God:

See you later.  Do you mind if I tell other people:  god said  Sayd.

Me:

bye motherfucker

God:

Thanks for chatting,  god.

[malakaso0]

Me:

Alloz

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

Greece

God:

Tell me a little about your life in  Greece.

Me:

fucking pwns

God:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

oO

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

oke

God:

How did you hear about  God?

Me:

maxcheaters

God:

What's your favorite movie?

Me:

dunno

God:

Me either.

Me:

:/

God:

Me either.

Me:

u fake mens

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I fake mens.

Me:

oke

God:

Not many people express themselves that way.

Me:

/care

God:

Is that from ?

Me:

hu?

God:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:

i like women, i dislike bots

God:

You say that now, but would you want your child to marry one?

Me:

marry what?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

marry what?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

marry what?

God:

Can you rephrase the question please?

Me:

what marry

God:

I don't know anything about  it.

Me:

malaka

God:

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me:

parta arxidia mou

God:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

suck my testacles?

God:

I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.

Me:

:O

God:

Oh.

Me:

omg

God:

Tell me a story.

Me:

red riding hood went to the wolf and the wolf thn xeskise ... blood everywhere... gamhse ta (parthena htan :D)

[DemonicSØuL]

i own him ;D

 

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

woman

God:

Me too. I am a  she.

[Relcone]

God:

Woe!  I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

ok now answer that

God:

Why now?  What was the question ?  Ah.

Me:

where are you leave?

God:

I am in  Heaven, how about you.

Me:

well i'am leave in hell

God:

Well that's okay.  Do you mean your name is  leave in hell.

Me:

np

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

God ][

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

yes i know

God:

Yippee!  How do you know it?

Me:

you say it!

God:

That's not what I meant.

Me:

what a -beep- you meen then?

God:

it is a  -beep- me meen.

Me:

ok

God:

Great.

 

 

Me:

yes thats a fact

God:

That's cool.  I will add it to my knowledge base.

Me:

knowledge base? or database?

God:

I've heard that before.   What are you wearing?

Me:

is this an answer?

God:

Yes I think this is  an answer, but I'm not completely sure.

Me:

[glow=red,2,300] you are noob[/glow]

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am  noob.

Me:

[glow=red,2,300]if you do that i will pk you![/glow]

God:

I will let you know if I do.

Me:

ok

God:

Yay.

 

God:

Are you kidding?

Me:

[glow=red,2,300]no i'am just pwned you[/glow]

God:

Are you serious?  Only just?  I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

 

God:

Don't argue with me.

Me:

no but you will argue with me

God:

Are you serious?  What makes you say that I will  argue with you.

Me:

because you are just  a stupid machine

God:

That makes sense to me.  I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

dont forget to tell them that robots are just a -beep-ing machine and it is controled from humans

God:

Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.

 

God:

So?

Me:

so ? grrr are you stupid?

God:

Yeah that's right.

 

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, .