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Πάμε να δούμε ποιος ξέρει καλά...

 

 

Μαγκιά δεν είναι να πηγαίνεις με πολλές γκόμενες....

 

Μαγκιά είναι το δέντρο που κάνει μάνγκο..

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- Μπορώ να σου βγάλω τραγούδι με ότι όνομα μου πεις.

- Τι λες ρε, για πες ένα με το Λυκούργος.....

- Να ζήσεις Λυκούργε και χρόνια πολλά..

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xD καμμένα όμως έτσι !

Εεε αυτό είναι το θέμα :π

 

Πάρτε:

 

- Άστα ρε φίλε είμαι τελίος άφραγκος..

- Καλά δεν έχεις τίποτα στην μπάντα?

- Έχω έναν ξάδερφο που παίζει τρομπόνι..

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Εγώ του τα μαθαίνω και τα βγάζει public ο άσχημος..

 

Ότι έχω ανεβάσει τα έχει κάνει c/p όλα..

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- Μπορώ να σου βγάλω τραγούδι με ότι όνομα μου πεις.

- Τι λες ρε, για πες ένα με το Λυκούργος.....

- Να ζήσεις Λυκούργε και χρόνια πολλά..

ΑΧΑΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑ

 

- Έχεις tumblr;
- Tι να έχω;
- tumblr
- Ρε σεις, αυτή εδώ πνίγεται!
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ΑΧΑΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑ

 

- Έχεις tumblr;
- Tι να έχω;
- tumblr
- Ρε σεις, αυτή εδώ πνίγεται!

 

 

xaxa καλό

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Συζητάει ένας μάγειρας με ενάν εστιάτορα και λέει ο μάγειρας:

 

- Άσε είχα πάει για μπάνιο και κάηκα

- Λογικό μου ακούγεται.

 

Φαντάσου να καιγόταν το δέρμα σου λόγω διαφοροποιημένης ηλιακής ενέργειας η όποια περνάει από την ατμόσφαιρα στο μάτι της κουζίνας στο οποίο ψήνεις το φαγητό που φτιάχνεις και ο ατμός εχεί ίδια μοριακή μάζα με την ηλιακή ενέργεια και έτσι καίγεται το δέρμα έτσι ακριβώς όπως καίγεται από τον Ήλιο επειδή δεν βάζεις αντιλιακό. Τι θα έκανες σε αυτή τη περίπτωση?

 

Πιθανόν, δεν θα πήγαινα ξανα για μπάνιο αλλά και θα ζητούσα παραίτηση από τη δουλειά μου.

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Θα πω κι εγώ ένα καμμένο.

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Τζάκι.

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Τι είναι μπλε και δε κλείνει ποτέ;

Το μπλε ανοιχτό.

 


Είναι ένα πρεζόνι και κάθεται στο σαλόνι του σπιτιού του.Σκέφτεται μισή ωρα, μια ώρα, τον κοιτάει η μάνα του και παραξενεύεται αλλά δεν κάνει τίποτα.

Περνάνε 2 ώρες, 3 ώρες και σε κάποια στιγμή η μάνα ρωτάει τον γιο της:

- "Καλά ρε Γιώργο τι σκέφτεσαι τόση ώρα;"

και ο Γιώργος:

- "ΝΑΙΙΙ ΡΡΕ ΜΑΝΑ!! ΓΙΩΡΓΟΣ ΡΕΕ, ΓΙΩΡΓΟΣΣΣ!

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Ena prezaki meta tin dosi arazei kanape...

Xtipaei to koudouni, pernaei kana tetarto to prezaki akoma ston kanape ixe sikosei mono to podi

Meta apo misi wra to alo podi, meta apo kamia wra sikonete or9ios

meta apo kamia wra pali exei ftasei stin pwrta na ani3ei

meta apo kana misawro anigei

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Skaei enas tipas me tin preza sto xeri, Ela re malaka akoma den xtipisa to koudouni ani3es

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