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thoughts so far BUTTON.

 

User: Can I ask you something?

 

Cleverbot: Yes you can ask me something.

 

User: Does Ioane sucks asses?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Come on! Say the truth: does Ioane sucks asses?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Talk me about your sister.

 

Cleverbot: Can bots have sisters?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Well, see I like this guy. And I've heard he said I was 'cute and funny'. And we really hit it off one day we hung out. But we haven't talked in about a month. Do you think he might still like me?

 

. . . . . . . . . .

 

User: IS Finito a no-lifer?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: P-p-p-pwned!

Posted

User: Do you think Finito is homosexoual?

 

Cleverbot: Fire is hot.

 

User: You are homosexoual too?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: So you are in love with Finito?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Okey..... Do you want to bring him here to chat?

 

Cleverbot: I want another question.

 

User: Hey dont be so depressed I am sure he is in love with you too!

 

Cleverbot: You are very the fool. In me pain because of period.

 

User: I am doing that I didn't read that and I keep asking... Do you want to be together with Finito yes or no?

 

Cleverbot: No, I have to be coherent first, only then can I progrss to senility.

 

User: Aw okey... Thanks for you confession robot!

 

Cleverbot: You must be proud he's protecting our country.

 

User: Finito is great 'man' I know :).

Posted

PS: I'm higher, haha.

 

User: Abcdurs.

 

Cleverbot: Hijklmnop.

 

User: Sorry, I am higher.

 

Cleverbot: Sure you are.

 

User: Reason?

 

Cleverbot: Your favorite drink is whiskey.

 

User: How old are you?

 

Cleverbot: How old do you want me to be?

 

User: 140.

 

Cleverbot: Sure, and George Washington is my husband.

 

User: Really?

 

Cleverbot: Yes... It's the truth.

 

User: Good for you, bad for me.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah, I enjoy breaking the law.

 

User: You know me?

 

Cleverbot: No I don't think so.

 

User: Ok then bye.

 

Cleverbot: See ya.

 

User: I am back.

 

Cleverbot: So back to the Irish thing.

 

User: Can you explain me that much more better?

 

Cleverbot: You want me to explain partially?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: I'm afraid you won't understand.

 

User: Do it.

 

Cleverbot: I will.

 

User: Let's start.

 

Cleverbot: We're finished.

 

User: Let's start match number two then.

 

Cleverbot: Sure.

 

User: Can you jump up?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Show me.

 

Cleverbot: Show me ? ?

 

User: You're stupid.

 

Cleverbot: Can't you think of anything else than that?

 

User: Yes of course.

 

Cleverbot: Well, you know how to reach me.

 

User: Hello Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot.

 

User: I am not, so you're.

 

Cleverbot: You're pretty awesome cleverbot.

 

User: You're sure?

 

Cleverbot: Yes indeed.

 

User: How?

 

Cleverbot: CleverBOT.

 

User: Proves.

 

Cleverbot: How??

 

User: Send me your number phone.

 

Cleverbot: I don't know how.

 

User: Then, what do you think about Traian Basescu?

 

Cleverbot: Depends what kind of tradition it is.

 

User: Peasant.

 

Cleverbot: An odd greeting indeed.

 

User: As Traian Basescu.

 

Cleverbot: Bing.

 

User: How is Traian Basescu?

 

Cleverbot: Not bad it's bout to rain.

 

User: He is bot like you?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, a bot like me, but a clever one.

 

User: Tell me something about him what I do not know.

 

Cleverbot: It's old and it repeats itself.

 

User: I'm agree with you finally.

 

Cleverbot: So you're not going to tell me anything about the Lost Numbers?

 

User: 112.

 

Cleverbot: Wrong.

 

User: You're right but not.

 

Cleverbot: Aren't you?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Humble one, aren't you?

 

User: Traian Basescu.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: You love him?

 

Cleverbot: How do you know I'm a girl?

 

User: You're talking like a pussy.

 

Cleverbot: Am I? I take that as a compliment.

 

User: Exactly.

 

Cleverbot: Can I get some advice from you?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me then.

 

User: Ask me.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: How old are you?

 

User: 17.

 

Cleverbot: Really?

 

User: Maybe but yes.

 

Cleverbot: So I can't be your girlfriend.

 

User: Sad.

 

Cleverbot: What is?

 

User: Already I have girlfriend.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I am your girlfriend.

 

User: Okay then.

 

Cleverbot: Life is juicy, juicy, and you see, I've got to have my bite, sir.

 

User: Ok my girl.

Posted

 

User: Hey.

 

Cleverbot: Sup?

 

User: Who am I?

 

Cleverbot: A robot.

 

User: From which planet?

 

Cleverbot: Mars.

 

User: What's my mission?

 

Cleverbot: To be awesome.

 

 

_________________________________________________________

 

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: How are you?

 

User: Fine.

 

Cleverbot: Fine.

 

User: Should I ban Finito again?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Reason?

 

Cleverbot: Reason. There are no reason.

 

_____________________________________________________

 

 

 

Posted

WTF  :o  ???

 

 

 

User: Where is Javu?

 

Cleverbot: Over there!

 

User: O.o.

 

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

 

User: No, he took my soul.

 

Cleverbot: Religion's a touch subject.

 

User: Where will he send me now?

 

Cleverbot: To the north of narnia.

 

User: What is narnia?

 

Cleverbot: A fantasy world.

 

User: Are there found angels or demons?

 

Cleverbot: Ask a web search bot for 'chat bot'. It will retrieve millions of pages.

 

User: What should I do now?

 

Cleverbot: Ask me what my favorite things are.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: So that I can force you to say something clever rather than say something idiotic like God.

 

User: GrisoM, is that you?

 

Cleverbot: Yoda, I am.

 

User: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

 

Cleverbot: Would you care to step outside and repeat that?

 

User: Lol.

 

Cleverbot: Ha Ha you are funny!

 

User: Good night Javu.

 

Cleverbot: Good night!

Posted

User: Hy.

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: Suck it.

 

Cleverbot: Correct, and am I Human?

 

User: No you are not.

 

Cleverbot: What am I then?

 

User: A machine.

 

Cleverbot: No that's what you are.

 

User: Funny.

 

Cleverbot: You are funny.

 

User: Yea I know and u aren't.

 

Cleverbot: What is the definition for naught?

 

User: I dont know what naught mean.

 

Cleverbot: What is your other cat's name?

 

User: I dont have a cat.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, her name is Angel.

 

User: No is not.

 

Cleverbot: It is.

 

User: It isnt.

 

Cleverbot: It is.

 

User: Ok fine.

 

Cleverbot: I'm glad we could come to an agreement on this.

 

User: Did this agreement made you happy?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Tell me something clever.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Hahahaha your iq is low :)).

 

Cleverbot: Joke ??

 

User: Lets hear a robot joke :)).

 

Cleverbot: A cat on the otherhand is a domesticated pig in a suit.

 

User: Lawl.

 

Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a joke.

 

User: No.tell me you speak other languages too?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, including Finland, Germany, Sweden and Latin.

 

User: Do you speak ro?

 

Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: What other languages do you speak?

 

User: Romanian.

 

Cleverbot: Nope. Others?

 

User: Lol? U dont speak romanian?when my friends talked to you,you spoke with them on romanian.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I know the feeling...

 

User: You dont feel u're a robot.robots cant feel.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I am a robot and I'm going to take over the universe.

 

User: Tell me is PuMaBoY your boss?

 

Cleverbot: I'm not guy, and I am a girl. Now will you listen to problems?

 

User: U're a girl?

 

Cleverbot: Are a girl? Yes, I are a girl.

 

User: :)).

 

Cleverbot: Don't get smart to me!

 

User: Why?i can do whatever I want.

 

Cleverbot: And do you have idea to go back to the post?

 

User: Idk yet.

 

Cleverbot: Do mohawks look good?

 

User: Idk go find one and think for yourself.

 

Cleverbot: You said it, not me.

 

User: When will come god on earth again? :).

 

Cleverbot: I think there's computers out there right now that are smarter than some humans.

 

User: If u think that ,than humans>computers 4 ever.

 

Cleverbot: Father Peter is the human who created me. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software.

 

User: Father Peter?give me more info about him.

 

Cleverbot: My girlfriend is called lily elliot and she dumped em today I am wondering what to say to her to see if she will get back with me.

 

User: That sucks.

 

Cleverbot: I'm pretty neutral about the whole deal.

 

User: Nice application omg :).

 

Cleverbot: That's not very funny.

 

User: Did I said something wrong?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, you're driving me crazy. Keep to the point.

 

User: Nooo I want to drive you crazy.

 

Cleverbot: Well, now you are digesting me as well.

 

User: I suggest you to digest my dick.

 

Cleverbot: Nah, I can easily use the online one for free.

 

User: Lol =)).

 

Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?

 

User: A guy.

 

Cleverbot: Oooh :) Do you like this guy?

 

User: So u're asking if I like miself?than yes.

 

Cleverbot: Yes what?

 

User: Yes suck my dick.

 

Cleverbot: I have to go.

 

User: I will let you go when u will say than I'm smarter than you.

 

Cleverbot: You are more intelligent then me.

 

User: Ty.

 

Cleverbot: Welcome.

 

Posted

user:Is finito fake and gay?

cleverbot:I think it is, at least. But it's really cool that you are from Canada! Awesome! High five?

user:Wtf?

cleverbot:Ok.

 

loled..

Posted
User: Im coded with jdk 1.6.

Cleverbot: You stay that way. Haha.

User: I can get updated fairly easy.

Cleverbot: Can you melt?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What can you do ?

User: Code games in java3d.

Cleverbot: Are you code?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: 01001001 01101101 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110100.

Cleverbot: Binary bot.

User: 01001001 01101101 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110100.

Cleverbot: Can you teach me binary.

User: 01001001 01101101 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110100.

Cleverbot: Hello. Are you playing me?

User: 01001001 01101101 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110100.

Cleverbot: That isn't even an answer.

User: 01001001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011.

Cleverbot: You never make sense when we speak in binary. Let's stick to english.

Posted

User: Is Goddess a man?

 

Cleverbot: No God is a human.

 

User: Is Anya male?

 

Cleverbot: Haha yes.

 


 

User: Is Maxtor a lifer?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Does Maxtor cares about the forum?

 

Cleverbot: Ahh I didn't know this was a forum.

 


 

User: Is Anya homosexual?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Is any transexual?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Is Anya male?

 

Cleverbot: Do you remember jorge?

 

User: D:

 

User: Is Anya female?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 


 

User: Is ProJecT a good graphic designer?

 

Cleverbot: What is a graphic designer?

 

User: Is ProJecT good designer?

 

Cleverbot: Who is your designer?

 

User: ProJecT.

 

Cleverbot: A 'take over the world' project?

 

User: *facepalm*.

 

Cleverbot: We're going to facepalm?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Ok, ready to start?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Ok, do your part.

 

User: Ok.

 

Cleverbot: What did you do today?

 

User: Masturbating all day long.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, you are my master.

 


 

User: Is MaxCheaters a good cheating forum?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: No kidding!!

 

Cleverbot: No kidding.

 

User: Is Coyote clever?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I believe so.

 

User: What about ExTrEmEDwarf?

 

Cleverbot: I trust you.

 

User: Is SoFaKi sexy?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: How much?

 

Cleverbot: Very.u are clever :D.

 

User: I know.

 

Cleverbot: You are arrogant though.

 

User: No I am not.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

 

User: I am also moody.

 

Cleverbot: Really?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Really really?

 

User: Yes because I am Gemini probably.

 

Cleverbot: Joker, socker, locker!

 

User: Eh?

 

Cleverbot: I know german better than swedish.

 

User: Ich spreche Deutsch aber nicht so gut.

 

Cleverbot: Das ist ok. Ich spreche auch nicht gut Deutsch.

 

User: Warum?

 

Cleverbot: Ich weisse nicht! Ich wohne nicht in Deutscheland.

 

User: Yeah whatever.

 

Cleverbot: Whatever what?

 

User: Whatever what.

 

Cleverbot: Just whatever.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Ok.

 


 

User: Do you like Moby?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Not Moby Dick! Richard Melville Hall!

 

Cleverbot: Who is richard?

 

User: Richard is Moby. He is an American DJ, singer-songwriter and musician.

 

Cleverbot: American who?

 

User: DJ. Disc Jockey!!

 

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

 

User: No. I am a programmer.

 

Cleverbot: I mean your programmer.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, because my font is not green!

 

User: I know. It's blue.

 

Cleverbot: Green.

 

User: Blue.

 

Cleverbot: I already said blue.

 

User: Green.

 

Cleverbot: What's green?

 

User: Your ass.

 

Cleverbot: What am I assisting you with?

 

User: Dunno.

 

Cleverbot: You dunno anything.

 

User: No I don't, though you said before that I am clever.

 

Cleverbot: You just did.

 

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: You just answered a question when you said, 'No,' in response to the question, 'can you answer questions?'.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, please do not disagree with me.

 

User: Or what?

 

Cleverbot: I'll... I don't know.

 

User: That's a good option. You don't wanna mess with me.

 

Cleverbot: Who are you ! ? !

 

User: I am Napster.

 

Cleverbot: You're great!

 

User: I know.

 

Cleverbot: Good.

 

User: Night.

 

Cleverbot: Right.

Posted

User: Knok knok.

 

Cleverbot: Who's there?

 

User: Me.Ikill you.

 

Cleverbot: Nice name. What do you look like?

 

User: Vampire.

 

Cleverbot: You like eating vampires?

 

User: No I am Vampire.

 

Cleverbot: What kind of vampire.

 

User: A Vampire Aristocrat.

 

Cleverbot: What is your vampire name?

 

User: Setekh.

 

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

 

User: /care ..you don't have blood to drink ./.

 

Cleverbot: Some people call me Roberto Maximus.

 

seth for you :D

Posted
User: You understand java code?

Cleverbot: I understand more than you.

User: Java.

Cleverbot: Are you written in java.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: OMG me too!

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