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Εδώ σας λέω top ατάκες και εσείς γελάτε με τις μαλακίες του Zake? Ε όχι,αυτό πάει πολύ!

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Υπάρχουν δυο είδη ανθρώπων: Εμείς που φτερνιζόμαστε και μας ακούν ως το Εκουαδόρ κι αυτοί που κάνουν ένα "ατούκου" και ζητάνε και τριψήφιο..

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Υπάρχουν δυο είδη ανθρώπων: Εμείς που φτερνιζόμαστε και μας ακούν ως το Εκουαδόρ κι αυτοί που κάνουν ένα "ατούκου" και ζητάνε και τριψήφιο..

 

:poker face:

pio poli 9a gelaga an 3anaeleges tin ataka tou spirakoy

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Σερβιτόρος ξύνει τον πισινό του.

 

-Έχεις αιμορροΐδες;;;

-Ότι έχει ο κατάλογος παιδιά

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Σερβιτόρος ξύνει τον πισινό του.

 

-Έχεις αιμορροΐδες;;;

-Ότι έχει ο κατάλογος παιδιά

AAXAXAXAXAXAX
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Σήμερα λέω να κοιμηθώ ξεσκέπαστη.

Αρέσει στους:

'Κουνουπι και άμα σ αρεσει'

Μικρός Κουνουποποζερος

Κουνουπι δικέ μου

'Λεοπαρ Κουνουπι

'Κουν ουπι'

'κουνοπιζζ ρεε'

κουνουπι εξ ντιι'

κουνουπι μαγκα μου.

κουνουπακι και σκασε

KoOnoupaki oNomazomai

kounoupac kai CkaCe.

'κουνουπε νεραιδα και σε 83 ακόμη κουνούπια.

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Σήμερα λέω να κοιμηθώ ξεσκέπαστη.

Αρέσει στους:

'Κουνουπι και άμα σ αρεσει'

Μικρός Κουνουποποζερος

Κουνουπι δικέ μου

'Λεοπαρ Κουνουπι

'Κουν ουπι'

'κουνοπιζζ ρεε'

κουνουπι εξ ντιι'

κουνουπι μαγκα μου.

κουνουπακι και σκασε

KoOnoupaki oNomazomai

kounoupac kai CkaCe.

'κουνουπε νεραιδα και σε 83 ακόμη κουνούπια.

lolol

 

Arazw -> Ara zw

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Έκτακτο: Νέες προσαγωγές στη ΓΑΔΑ!

Τρεις τηλεθεατές πιάστηκαν με μικροποσότητα σήματος της ΕΡΤ..

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- Μωρατσι μου σελω να με παλεις

ανταλιτσα.

- Μιλα καλα μωρη δεν μ'αρεσουν αυτα

δεν ειμαστε μικροι!

- Μωρατσι μου σελω να σου παλω

πιπα. - Αχ ζουζουνατσι μου και εγω σελω!

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-Αστέρι μου θα πάμε διακοπές φέτος;

-Φεγγάρι μου....Χλωμό!

 

Σχεδόν χαμογέλασα.

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Σχεδόν χαμογέλασα.

Ποιο πτηνό είναι σύμβολο της σοφίας και όλο διαμαρτύρεται?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Η Κουκουεβάγια

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Στιγμιαία έμπνευση.

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