You can be a PRO! YES!! it's TRUE!!! this is your GUIDE!!!!

[Genfax]

cool :) good job  xD

[RykoN]

very nice duuude:D

[HazarD.]

lol xaxa really funny

[WizZy™]

paxaxha i still cant stop laugh :D:D:D ROFL :D nC 0ne ^^

[paokole]

made me smile,uhuhu

[Koyuki]

thread for spammers, ADMS cant see this? i got -2 karma for say much longer phrases and this stupid thread is still alive for ppl spam emoticons OMG!!!

[wverri]

lol that was crazy, i see pro's like that alot of times, i wanna be like them someday.. lol

[rafluk]

its very funny Party mask:) like pro

[thrasherdnr]

Lol Copy-Paste system xD

[Terax]

Well.. it's funneh.. but noobs are going to do what is in that guide, you know?

[BloodArrows]

Omg :P

[ROoOMA]

you want tell them how you feel when you pro ?

 

[Forsak3n]

ha its good...nC!

[karolczuk]

I can't stop laughing :D

very nice :)

[DeMeNs0s]

[align=center]Guide for newbies - how to become pr0

 

 

 

Well, you download client and want to play on paradise. Well as you play

 

for the first time - you r 'noob' now. But you are pro! It is bull**** that

 

you have to play long time to become pro - real pr0 is experienced from

 

the birth! So I will give you some advices how to act like a real pr0 lineage gamer!

 

 

 

1. Problem with game start? Some 'obscene…' error? Don't worry! U must

 

understand, that u r pro - this is fact. And pros does not read some dumb

 

posts how to install server patch - this is for noobs! And u r pr0.

 

Remember this. So reg on forums and post that this server is bull**** and

 

you can't login. And put it on 'bugs' sections. Why there? Becaose you

 

can't login => this is a bug! There is no way that smth can be wrong with

 

ur game/computer. Why? Cause u r pro! Remeber this.

 

 

 

2. Hmm… Button 'create account' does not work? Yeah… This paradise so

 

bugged! Just post it on forums or go shout in mIRC.

 

 

 

3. Ok, you understand that you want to create ur account. But you can't!

 

Damn! Not again! This bugs is everywhere! … What? Wrong browser? But u

 

r pr0 and you have most coolest browsers: Opera and Firefox! And screw

 

that comments on reg page that you must use IE. IE for noobs. All c00l

 

hackers and lineage pro didn't use IE.

 

 

 

4. Now you in game. Ofcouse you want to play now, but you must create

 

your char first. This char will be the best and c00lest char on the server, so

 

lets get to work. First - name. Name must show that ur r pr0. And don't

 

forget, that simple and plain chars is for noobs - pr0 use mnemonic

 

numbers as chars! So choose smth like 'm3g4Kill3r', 'pwn3r', 'uAlln00bs' -

 

for that all players will respect you cause they will know that u r pr0 when

 

they saw ur nick. What class? m… You want to be most powerfull and we

 

want to prove that. And all pr0s know that real game is PvP. Hunting on

 

mobs this is for n00bs. So you must pwn all around. How to kill anyone

 

and stay alive? As pr0 u already know how - heal yourself in the battle!

 

This is the only way. So go Dark Elf Mage - you will become Shillen Elder.

 

Nobody can pwn u cause u can heal yourself. Why Dark Elf? Well - DE

 

female is so sexy! And about they run speed and stun resist - this is for

 

n00bs.

 

 

 

5. After you enter the game go hunt some keltirs. When you have around

 

20-30k adena go to Giran. This is where all stupid n00bs gather. U r pr0,

 

so go ahead and shout that u need some money (only in trade chat - only

 

real pr0 can post in trade chat what they want, GM likes that very much).

 

Say smth. like this: "I need adena!!! Only 400k!!!This is for teleport!!!

 

Pleaseeeee!!!". For n00bs all around that will be an honor to give money

 

for such pr0 as u. And 400k - this is nothing, trust me. U know that u can

 

get them, so no need to bother - give other n00bs time for practice. U

 

have a lot of expirience so u just need money. Oh! And if u get 400k don't

 

stop - shout more. There can be enough adena.

 

 

 

6. When you get ur first ~2m go to Giran an buy Party Mask. This is very

 

c00l to run in the battle field in party mask! This is like all pr0s do!

 

 

 

7. If u see GM - come to him and start to shout that u need money or

 

gear. GMs like that very much. And they give u smth for sure! Why? Cause

 

u r pr0! Remember this.

 

 

 

8. If u don't like GM - shout in town that he is n00b or stfu (this magic word

 

I suggest to use everywhere - this is how only pr0 behave). GM will feal

 

shame and give adena/gear for u to stop this. This is another way to get

 

items from GMs.

 

 

 

9. Only n00bs try to kill mobs one by one. Go find some pinks or reds

 

aggro and run among them to gather 5-10 of them. Don't panic - u r pr0

 

and u can handle this. You can heal very fast with ur acumen lvl1 !

 

 

 

10. If u see that other player fight mob - go and help him. He will be

 

pleased to have ur help. Try to do this every time u see someone fight

 

mobs - that will be proof that ur r pr0 for all around.

 

 

 

11. Lineage is not fully completed game. So if u don't like some of ur skill -

 

go post it on forum. In bug section. DEVs like to code every correction in

 

LA2 skills system very much and they allways have no work to do. So

 

create ur own spell system and post it - coding that is very simple for

 

DEVs and thay will gladly take this job!

 

 

 

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i lol'ed. anyway a very nice text ;D