[SHARE] PornoGenerator VoicedCommand for L2EmuProject

[lord_rex]

Dear my friends, if someone know me, also know I don't like forums, but 1st time I decided to share something funny. Enjoy it!

 

### Eclipse Workspace Patch 1.0
#P L2EmuProject-Game
Index: src/main/java/net/l2emuproject/gameserver/handler/voicedcommandhandlers/PornoGenerator.java
===================================================================
--- src/main/java/net/l2emuproject/gameserver/handler/voicedcommandhandlers/PornoGenerator.java	(revision 0)
+++ src/main/java/net/l2emuproject/gameserver/handler/voicedcommandhandlers/PornoGenerator.java	(revision 0)
@@ -0,0 +1,56 @@
+/*
+ * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify it under
+ * the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software
+ * Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or (at your option) any later
+ * version.
+ * 
+ * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT
+ * ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS
+ * FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more
+ * details.
+ * 
+ * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License along with
+ * this program. If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+ */
+package net.l2emuproject.gameserver.handler.voicedcommandhandlers;
+
+import net.l2emuproject.gameserver.handler.IVoicedCommandHandler;
+import net.l2emuproject.gameserver.world.object.L2Player;
+import net.l2emuproject.tools.random.Rnd;
+
+/**
+ * @author lord_rex
+ */
+public final class PornoGenerator implements IVoicedCommandHandler
+{
+	@Override
+	public final boolean useVoicedCommand(final String command, final L2Player player, final String target)
+	{
+		getPornoMovieURL(player, Rnd.get(1, 2));
+		return true;
+	}
+
+	public final void getPornoMovieURL(final L2Player player, final int pornoId)
+	{
+		String pornoUrl = "";
+		switch (pornoId)
+		{
+			case 1:
+				pornoUrl = "http://redtube.com";
+				break;
+			case 2:
+				pornoUrl = "http://my18teens.com";
+				break;
+			// TODO: Implement more URLs...
+		}
+
+		player.sendMessage("Your random porno URL is: " + pornoUrl);
+	}
+
+	@Override
+	public final String[] getVoicedCommandList()
+	{
+		return new String[]
+		{ "porno" };
+	}
+}
Index: src/main/java/net/l2emuproject/gameserver/handler/VoicedCommandHandler.java
===================================================================
--- src/main/java/net/l2emuproject/gameserver/handler/VoicedCommandHandler.java	(revision 247)
+++ src/main/java/net/l2emuproject/gameserver/handler/VoicedCommandHandler.java	(working copy)
@@ -20,6 +20,7 @@
import net.l2emuproject.gameserver.handler.voicedcommandhandlers.CastleDoors;
import net.l2emuproject.gameserver.handler.voicedcommandhandlers.Hellbound;
import net.l2emuproject.gameserver.handler.voicedcommandhandlers.Offline;
+import net.l2emuproject.gameserver.handler.voicedcommandhandlers.PornoGenerator;
import net.l2emuproject.gameserver.handler.voicedcommandhandlers.Report;
import net.l2emuproject.gameserver.handler.voicedcommandhandlers.TvTCommand;
import net.l2emuproject.gameserver.handler.voicedcommandhandlers.VersionInfo;
@@ -50,6 +51,7 @@
		registerVoicedCommandHandler(new VersionInfo());
		registerVoicedCommandHandler(new Wedding());
		registerVoicedCommandHandler(new TvTCommand());
+		registerVoicedCommandHandler(new PornoGenerator());

		_log.info(getClass().getSimpleName() + " : Loaded " + size() + " handler(s).");
	}

 

PS: Yes, I know...

[Intrepid]

ehm what else to say :D

[ArkeyWave]

promoting porn :o !!! .. why not, yeah ? xD! .

[BARO]

what this mean.... if i write this .porno he open me internet explorer on that webiste?

[AbsolutePower]

axxaaxaxaxaxaxxaaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax i am crying.... WTF????????????? VERY SMART CODE!

[xtremex]

hahaha this show how much dirty is the human mind

[Tryskell]

Rofl code. Update code, there are not only 2 websites ! :)

 

And do another one for hentai.

[Intrepid]

Rofl code. Update code, there are not only 2 websites ! :)

 

And do another one for hentai.

 

ye i told him too but the reason of the code is rofl too :D

[Tryskell]

ye i told him too but the reason of the code is rofl too :D

I think I prefer to stay in darkness concerning the "how" of the idea to make a PornoGenerator command.

 

But that won't surprise me if you're the angular stone of this masterpiece, uhahaha.

 

Pervert hungarians for sure :).

[Intrepid]

I think I prefer to stay in darkness concerning the "how" of the idea to make a PornoGenerator command.

 

But that won't surprise me if you're the angular stone of this masterpiece, uhahaha.

 

Pervert hungarians for sure :).

 

It was not me it was lordrex i just gave him sites cmon xD

[DarthVader]

Ahaha. Nice idea. :D

[lord_rex]

This idea is original, nobody did it before me. Copyrights L2Emu :D

[Tryskell]

This idea is original, nobody did it before me. Copyrights L2Emu :D

 

Only you, helped of Intrepid for the precious data could save (rape) us from innocence.

[Nilinking]

LOOOL XD very nice ideaa!! ill use it to redirect ppl to a random video of the server youtube channel (the code its also very usefull for things like that :D)

[Matim]

Moved to the proper section.