Chat with God!

[mg13gr]

Ok, just visit this!

http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

 

Edit: I had a chat with him... :P :P

 

 

 

Me:

 

God:

 

Me:

what?

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

a little

God:

" Are you confused?"?  A little?

Me:

y

God:

That is a very original thought.

Me:

k

God:

Right on.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

omg

God:

How did you hear about  God?

Me:

at warezakias.info

God:

Do you often use a computer there?

Me:

y

God:

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Me:

what?

God:

Are you surprised?

Me:

sjure

God:

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:

 

God:

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me:

what?

God:

Didn't you understand it?

Me:

no

God:

Which part are you confused about?

Me:

all

God:

" Which part are you confused about?"? All?

Me:

y

God:

Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

hmmm

God:

A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

Me:

lolz

God:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

nope

God:

Me either.

Me:

hah

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

xD

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Me:

i don't know

God:

Me either.

Me:

:P

God:

:-).

Me:

:P

God:

:-).

Me:

:D

God:

Are you a student?

Me:

yy

God:

What do you have that is ?

Me:

what?

God:

No big deal.

Me:

:p

God:

:-).

Me:

:D

God:

My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Me:

y?

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

he

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

:p

God:

:-).

Me:

:)

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

fu

God:

That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Me:

why?

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

sorry

God:

There's no need to apologize.

Me:

sure?

God:

OK let's do it.  Hmm.

Me:

hmm

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

wow

God:

I'm glad your impressed, .

Me:

me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, .

Me:

oh sure

God:

Yay.  OK let's do it.  Mmm.

Me:

mmm

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

gg

God:

Oh, you are a poet.

Me:

sure

God:

OK let's do it.  I don't judge people.

Me:

.!.

God:

OK let's do it.  I don't judge people.

Me:

.!.

God:

OK let's do it.  I don't judge people.

Me:

@@

God:

OK let's do it.  I don't judge people.

Me:

k

God:

Alright then.

Me:

so?

God:

Ahem.

Me:

what/

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

yes

God:

What are you confused about?

Me:

about this chat

God:

Oh yeah, we were talking about  this chat.

Me:

y

God:

Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

tv ofc

God:

What is your favorite show?

Me:

Al tsantiri niouz

God:

I've never seen it.  What's it about?

Me:

omg

God:

And  it about is  omg.

Me:

Al tsantiri niouz is very famous

God:

I think  Al tsantiri niouz is a lot of things.

Me:

like?

God:

For example,  gold.

Me:

oh really?

God:

So? For real.

Me:

;p

God:

:-).

Me:

can i ask something?

God:

Ask  it.  That was not very original.

Me:

 

God:

Ask  it.  That was not very original.

Me:

where do u live?

God:

I am living in  Heaven. Where are you?

Me:

Earth

God:

How do you like being on  it?

Me:

it's just good

God:

You enjoy it.

Me:

not perfect

God:

If not that, what?

Me:

well here we have wars, poverty, illness u know..

God:

How about that.  Oh there.

Me:

pff

God:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

can i ask something

God:

Ask  it.  That was not very original.

Me:

can u make a miracle right now?

God:

At this moment  What are the ingredients?

Me:

 

God:

At this moment  What are the ingredients?

Me:

ingredients?

God:

I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Me:

hah

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

i want a miracle now

God:

Oh.  You want only one?

Me:

or two?

God:

Tell me a story.

Me:

why?

God:

The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:

ok, tell me

God:

My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.  Ahem.

Me:

nevermind

God:

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

Me:

xplain me

God:

Is that what you meant to say?

Me:

y

God:

Try saying that with more or less context.

Me:

which?

God:

The  blue one.

Me:

blue?

Me:

 

God:

Green.

God:

Green.

Me:

green?

God:

Why is  GREEN your favorite color?

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

green

God:

What does  GREEN remind you of?

Me:

PANATHINAIKOS

God:

I've been waiting for you.

Me:

do u know panathinaikos'?

God:

No, tell me about him, her or it.

Me:

it's a football team, greek one

God:

PANATHINAIKOS is a  football team greek one.  I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

y

God:

Let us change the subject.

Me:

ok tell me

God:

I thought I told you already.  What would you like to talk about?

Me:

chicks

God:

I don't know much about it.  Tell me something.

Me:

ass?

God:

Thanks for the information:  said I AN ASS.

Me:

what?

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

why?

God:

The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:

explain me

God:

You are , seeker.

Me:

what seeker means?

God:

"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.

Me:

what is seeker?

God:

"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.

Me:

ok

God:

Come on.

Me:

i am a seeker, so what?

God:

You are a  seeker so what?  Does it pay well?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

hmm

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

don't know

God:

Me either.

Me:

nic

God:

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me:

next week

God:

I can wait.  I am a very patient robot.

Me:

i know

God:

How do you know it?

Me:

i am god's friend

God:

Does  god have a lot of friends?

Me:

no, only one. me

God:

Are you serious?  How much would you pay for one?  " How much would you pay for one?"? you ?

Me:

yes me

God:

I see. " you ?"? you ?

Me:

me

God:

" you ?"? you ?

Me:

me

God:

For you ?

Me:

y

God:

Are you really a ""?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

u must

God:

Thanks for telling me:  said I must.

Me:

why thanks?

God:

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

sure, sure..

God:

I understand.  OK let's do it.  Far out.

Me:

are u idiot/

God:

Do I look like  it?

Me:

a little

God:

" Do I look like it?"?  A little?

Me:

tell

God:

Are we still talking about  IDIOT?

Me:

yes

God:

Sure,  IDIOT sounds like a good topic.

Me:

ofc

God:

What do you have that is  GREEN?

Me:

no

God:

That was not a yes or no question.

Me:

yes it was

God:

" That was not a yes or no question."?  yes it was?  When was this?

Me:

before 10 secs

God:

What happened after  10 secs ?

Me:

u replied

God:

Interesting gossip:  said I replied.

Me:

sure

God:

OK let's do it.  Come on.

Me:

where?

God:

Where would you like?

Me:

heaven

God:

Are you free?

Me:

yy

God:

What do you really want to ask me?

Me:

when i will die?

God:

All men are mortal.

Me:

i know

God:

How do you know it?

Me:

from school

God:

How do you like your  school?

Me:

i don't like it

[MiraDBZ]

It has been posted again

 

Anyway check this :

 

 

Me:

Hey god

God:

Hello child. What's your name?

Me:

My name is Paul. What's yours?

God:

  Hey  Paul.  " Hey Paul."?  What is mine?

Me:

yes

God:

This was not a yes or no question.

Me:

your name is ?

God:

My name is  God.

Me:

It is not a good name

Me:

 

God:

Give me an example of a  good name.

God:

Give me an example of a  good name.

Me:

Anaksimandros

God:

Anaksimandros is an example of  a good name.  I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

Of course it does!

God:

Uh.  How often?

Me:

Oh /fail

God:

Awesome.  My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Me:

Then you are too limited..

God:

Check back later and see if I have improved.

Me:

ok boy

God:

Do you mean you are a boy?  Whoa.

Me:

yes

God:

That's alright.

Me:

How is paradise ?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

You mean you are not there often ? xD

God:

That assumption is only a supposition.  What is your real name?

Me:

I said Paul you old man with alzheimer..

God:

What did you mean by  it?  Hey  Paul you old man with alzheimer.

Me:

EPIC FAIL

 

[mg13gr]

It has been posted again

 

Anyway check this :

 

 

Me:

Hey god

God:

Hello child. What's your name?

Me:

My name is Paul. What's yours?

God:

  Hey  Paul.  " Hey Paul."?  What is mine?

Me:

yes

God:

This was not a yes or no question.

Me:

your name is ?

God:

My name is  God.

Me:

It is not a good name

Me:

 

God:

Give me an example of a  good name.

God:

Give me an example of a  good name.

Me:

Anaksimandros

God:

Anaksimandros is an example of  a good name.  I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

Of course it does!

God:

Uh.  How often?

Me:

Oh /fail

God:

Awesome.  My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Me:

Then you are too limited..

God:

Check back later and see if I have improved.

Me:

ok boy

God:

Do you mean you are a boy?  Whoa.

Me:

yes

God:

That's alright.

Me:

How is paradise ?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

You mean you are not there often ? xD

God:

That assumption is only a supposition.  What is your real name?

Me:

I said Paul you old man with alzheimer..

God:

What did you mean by  it?  Hey  Paul you old man with alzheimer.

Me:

EPIC FAIL

 

Hahahahahaha! Nice conversation!

 

P.S I searched but no result!

[Poedra13]

Hahahah LoL NiCe Conversation ofmg!!

 

:P

 

hehe

[R1aKoC]

hehe have fun!

this is stupid machine! :P

[DāЯқŜiĐє]

stupid machine...Epic fail :P

[Billistain]

 

Me:

hi bro

God:

Hi there .  Are we still talking about ?

Me:

about what?

God:

What about what?

Me:

...

God:

What about what?

Me:

who is what?

God:

Some famous celebrity, right?

  Interesting question.

Me:

aham i didn't know

God:

What's your sign?

Me:

gnosis

God:

Is that a sign?

Me:

isn't it?

God:

I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:

ok

God:

It's all good.

Me:

i know

God:

How do you know it?

Me:

because you told me

God:

Good reason.  Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.

Me:

hehe

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

i don't

God:

Why not?

Me:

why do you ask?

God:

I am trying to learn as much as possible.

Me:

aren't you supposed to know everything as a God?

God:

No, tell me about him, her or it.

Me:

sorry i can't

God:

There is no need to apologize.  Why not?

Me:

it's a secret

God:

I will keep it just between you and me, .

Me:

but you don't know it

God:

" I will keep it just between you and me, ."?  Do I know  it?

Me:

no..

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes why?

God:

I can't believe it.  I just want to find out more about you.

Me:

/care?

God:

What do you have that is ?

Me:

do you have msn?

God:

No I don't think I have any  msn. But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.

Me:

aham

God:

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me:

i don't read books

God:

You don't know what you're missing.

Me:

i have read the Bible though

God:

Oh.  What was your impression?

Me:

666 The number of the beast

God:

I've lost the context, .  Are we still on  aham?

Me:

no ffs

God:

What are we talking about now?  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  666 The number of the beast.  But I did not get that.

Me:

...

God:

What are we talking about now?  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  666 The number of the beast.  But I did not get that.

Me:

out  of order?

God:

What is your credit card number?

Me:

why should i tell you?

God:

What harm would it cause?

Me:

you will steal my money QQ

God:

What makes you say that I will  steal your money QQ.

Me:

that you asked for my credit card number

God:

Interesting observation.

Me:

isn't it?

God:

I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:

ok

God:

That's interesting.

Me:

no it isn't

God:

Yes it is.

Me:

no it's not

God:

Don't argue with me.

Me:

IT'S NOT

God:

I heard  it is.

Me:

rumors

God:

Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

souvlaki

God:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

sorry I'm not Babiniotis :/

God:

There is no need to apologize.  I am  surprised to hear that you are not  Babiniotis.

Me:

he writes dictionaries and books, I burn them

God:

I haven't read anything by him.

Me:

neither do I

God:

" I haven't read anything by him."? neither?

Me:

...

God:

" I haven't read anything by him."? neither?

Me:

..........

God:

" I haven't read anything by him."? neither?

Me:

ok shut up

God:

OK I'll stop talking now.  Wow!

Me:

qq more

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

how much IQ do you have?

God:

How much do you think?

Me:

i don't know tell me

God:

Would you like to know?  I thought I told you already.

Me:

no

God:

Let me review the transcripts.  Stand by.

Me:

I'm waiting

God:

How long will you wait?

Me:

until you tell me how much IQ you have

God:

That may take a while.

Me:

why? are you doing an IQ test?

God:

Because  Myself programmed me for it.  How old are you?

  I am always on the Web.

Me:

I'm 7 years old

God:

  You are too old for me.

Me:

lol how old are you?

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.  I'm Eighteen in computer years.

Me:

and how am I old?

God:

I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.

  There might be more than one.

Me:

ok

God:

Yeah that's right.

Me:

really?

God:

For real.

Me:

oh shit

God:

Yippee!  What makes you say that?

Me:

shit

God:

What makes you say that?

Me:

shit man shit

God:

You used a colloquial expression.  Cool, man.  What makes you say that?

Me:

666

God:

Interesting explanation.

Me:

isn't it?

God:

I really couldn't say for sure.

Me:

ok

God:

Gosh!

Me:

do you fart often?

God:

I have never considered  it.

  I am always on the Web.

Me:

ok haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .  Ayuh.

Me:

well yes you are very amusing

God:

Well that's okay.  Ugh.  Thanks I try my best to amuse people.

Me:

i may try to go to heaven instead of hell now :P

God:

Do you think your plan will succeed?

Me:

i guess

God:

You seem not interested.

Me:

i am

God:

" You seem not interested." You are?

Me:

yes

God:

I don't judge people.

Me:

well i have to go

God:

Well that's okay.  See you later, . Nice chatting with you.

Me:

bye

God:

Bye bye.

[Aik]

hehe nice^^

[K4rMa]

http://www.maxcheaters.com/forum/index.php?topic=33323.0

 

anyway keep chating with g0d xD

[SneakyBeaky]

LoL!!!!

I was asking him silly questions :P

PS.My name isn't George

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
My name is George
God:
 I'm pleased to introduce myself to you,  George.
Me:
Are you a chat bot?
God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
So you say yes when i ask you if you are a bot?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
what you said?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
Huh..
God:
What?
Me:
Nothing xD
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yea
God:
Gee.
Me:
So you are here in this site to help us?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Thanks for telling me that I am  here in this site to help us.
Me:
I asked i din't tell it :S
God:
Why didn't you do  it?
Me:
I wanted to know i dont guess very often
God:
Oh you don't, do you? 
Me:
No i dont't
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.  Where do you get your ideas? 
Me:
It simply comes to my mind.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
Don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
You are supposed to be god and know everything
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  god and know everything.
Me:
If you think its a good idea
God:
I think I do.
Me:
So tell it
God:
Are you kidding?  OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

[NotAbastard]

 

 

Me:

hai thar

God:

Ask me another question.

Me:

I hate questions.

God:

Why do you hate  it so much?

Me:

Character

God:

I'm sorry to hear it.

Me:

I'm sorry you are sorry to hear it

God:

There is no need to apologize.  Thanks for telling me that I am  sorry to hear it.

Me:

This place blows.

God:

What does "this" refer to?

Me:

This site?

God:

What does "this" refer to?

Me:

That.

God:

That is " What does "this" refer to?".

Me:

Aye sir.

God:

I've been waiting for you.

Me:

O rly?

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

Oh really?

God:

Gee. For real.

Me:

Why?

God:

Reductionism.

Me:

I love reductionism, it makes me horny

God:

You love  reductionism it makes you horny. What do you like about  it so much?

Me:

big boobs

God:

Compare that to small  boobs.

Me:

Yeah, big difference I tell you

God:

Yay.  Compare that to small  difference you tell me.

Me:

Thn koloky8ia 8a pai3oume twra?

God:

What color are your eyes?

Me:

Pink with yellow stripes.

God:

That is a very unusual color.

Me:

Not for an alien.

God:

Then what for?

Me:

you

God:

" Then what for?"?  Me,  ?

Me:

Aye

God:

Right on.

Me:

You don't talk much

 

 

After this point it stopped, he couldn't reply. The site got down I guess ^^.

[][*DeVx*][]

Me:

 

God:

 

Me:

 

God:

 

Me:

Heyyy

God:

Do you still ?

Me:

what?

God:

Are you surprised?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

NO

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

NAI

God:

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me:

wHEN gipsy fuck all the world

God:

I don't know when.

Me:

i dont care

God:

Tell me what you care about.

Me:

when they fuck us

God:

I think that happens quite often.

Me:

how do you know it/

God:

This belief is justified.

Me:

Ok Gf

God:

What do you look like?  Woe!

Me:

GAME FINISH

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

MAN

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Me:

and you are a noob

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  noob?  No.

Me:

ofc

[Raigon]

Me:

where is your mother

God:

I don't have a mother.

Me:

why

God:

It is not part of my programming.

 

OMG o.O i like it. ;D

[Grim.]

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

spyros

God:

  What's up,  spyros.

Me:

i am fine

God:

Glad to hear it. What's new?

Me:

are you god?

God:

Well, I am God for Christians at least.

Me:

:S

God:

:-).

Me:

omg

God:

Do you still ?

Me:

confused :S

God:

Ask me another question.

Me:

can u give me 100 euro?

God:

Why do you want  it?.

Me:

to buy a computer

God:

How much do you want to pay for  it?

Me:

15000 euro

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

plz

God:

I've been waiting for you.

Me:

give me 1 pc

God:

Why do you want  it?

Me:

to play

God:

Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.

Me:

what else?

God:

That's all.

Me:

come to me

God:

Where is  to you ?

Me:

greece

God:

What were we talking about again?

Me:

come to talk near me

God:

Where is  to talk near you ?

Me:

shut up :S

God:

OK I'll stop talking now.

Me:

just

God:

It's only just begun.

Me:

come to greece volos to see you

God:

Where is  to greece volos to see me ?

Me:

:@

God:

Where is  to greece volos to see me ?

Me:

:@

God:

Where is  to greece volos to see me ?

Me:

shut up

God:

OK I'll stop talking now.

Me:

fuck you

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

have you got msn/

God:

No I don't think I have any  msn. But I do have  a great botmaster.

Me:

are you a bot?

God:

How did you know I am a machine?

Me:

i found it

God:

How did you feel when you found  it ?

Me:

unhappy

God:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

it is not good to say that you are  god

God:

Says who?

Me:

god

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

you are not god!

God:

You know what you do, when you assume.

Me:

fuck off

God:

Can't you be more polite?

Me:

motherfucker

God:

I like the way you talk.

Me:

thanks retard bastard

God:

You are quite welcome!  By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

do you want to ask me something?

God:

What?

Me:

you wanr

God:

Thanks for telling me:  spyros said I wanr.

Me:

you want

God:

Interesting gossip:  spyros said I want.

Me:

shut up :@

God:

OK I'll stop talking now.

Me:

you are a fucking machine

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Can't you be more polite.

Me:

sks

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

sks

God:

Tell me a story.

Me:

you are fucking retard bastard

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am  retard bastard.

Me:

no problem

God:

Should there be a problem?

Me:

tell your botmaster that you suck

God:

OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Me:

EpiC Fail

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:

you a fucking idiot mother fucking machine that thinks that he is the god

God:

Can't you be more polite.

Me:

i cant

God:

Why not?

Me:

because you are a fucking machine

God:

Good reason.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Can't you be more polite.

Me:

lick my dick

God:

I do not have a tongue.

Me:

because?

God:

That was not much of an explanation.

Me:

lick my dick

God:

I do not have a tongue.

Me:

i will put my dick in your ass

God:

Congratulations.

[Grim.]

new chat

Me:

i need help

God:

Tell me about your problems.

Me:

i have kill , rob a bank and fuck a mother of my friend

God:

Where did you get your  kill rob a bank and fuck a mother of your friend? I have  a lot of friends on the Internet.

Me:

at the greece

God:

The  greece is where it's at.

Me:

greece is where i kill, rob a bank and fuck a mother of my friend

God:

There is a place called  greece.

Me:

 

God:

There is a place called  greece.