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Revenger gay or wtf

 

 

[7:06:45 μμ] giwrgos_nexus: akous

[7:06:48 μμ] giwrgos_nexus: thelw mia xarh

[7:06:51 μμ] Revenger: ?

[7:06:58 μμ] giwrgos_nexus: na pidikseis mia athinea fili mou

[7:07:02 μμ] giwrgos_nexus: epidei m spase ta neura

[7:07:06 μμ] giwrgos_nexus: mporeis na thn skiseis ton poutso ?

[7:07:09 μμ] Revenger: axaxa

[7:07:13 μμ] Revenger: dn psinome re filarako

[7:07:16 μμ] giwrgos_nexus: ela psisou

[7:07:19 μμ] Revenger: mpa

[7:07:19 μμ] giwrgos_nexus: na sou dosw til ths

[7:07:24 μμ] Revenger: dn psinomai leme

[7:07:26 μμ] Revenger: mn spas arxidia

[7:07:26 μμ] giwrgos_nexus: hahahaha

[7:07:28 μμ] giwrgos_nexus: ante r vlk

[7:07:30 μμ] giwrgos_nexus: psonio

[7:07:38 μμ] giwrgos_nexus: to pires kai sta sovara

[7:07:47 μμ] Revenger: ..

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Δίνει κάποιος εξετάσεις οδήγησης.

Περνάει το πρακτικό και έρχεται η

σειρά των ερωτήσεων.

- Οδηγείς βράδυ, λέει ο εξεταστής, και

βλέπεις δύο φώτα να έρχονται

καταπάνω σου! Τι είναι; - Αυτοκίνητο, απαντάει ο τύπος.

- Ναι ρε φίλε! Αυτοκίνητο είναι. Αλλά

τί μάρκα ; NISSAN; MERCENDES; TOYOTA;

- Που να καταλάβω μέσα στην νύχτα,

κύριε εξεταστά;!

- Επόμενη ερώτηση! Οδηγείς βράδυ, και βλέπεις ένα φως να έρ

χεται καταπάνω σου. Τι είναι;

- Μηχανή!

- Ναι, ρε παιδί μου! Μηχανή είναι.

Αλλά τι μηχανή; HARLEY; VESPA;

HONDA; - Μα μέσα στο σκοτάδι, που να

ξεχωρίσω, κύριε εξεταστά;

- Τελευταία ερώτηση! Αν δεν

απαντήσεις, κόβεσαι. Οδηγείς βράδυ

και βλέπεις δύο φώτα, ψηλότερα από

το ύψος του αμαξιού σου, να έρχονται πάνω σου. Τι είναι;

- Νταλίκα, κύριε!

- Ναι, ρε παιδί μου! Αλλά τι νταλίκα;

SCANIA; MAN; TRATA; Κόβεσαι!!! -

Κύριε εξεταστά, να σας κάνω και εγώ

μία ερώτηση. Οδηγείς βράδυ, σε έναν δρόμο με κόκκινα φώτα, και βλέπεις

στο πεζοδρόμιο μία γυναίκα ντυμένη

προκλητικά. Τι είναι;

- Πουτάνα!

- Ναι, ρε παιδί μου! Πουτάνα είναι.

Αλλά ποιά; Η μάνα σου; Η κόρη σου; Η γυναίκα σου;

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Revenger gay or wtf

 

 

Λες να είναι τόσο χαζός και να μην κατάλαβε ότι τον δουλεύεις;
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Revenger gay or wtf

 

 

Ε τι σου φταίει ο Revenger, εσύ του λες πίπες.
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