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User: You understand java code?

Cleverbot: I understand more than you.

User: Java.

Cleverbot: Are you written in java.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: OMG me too!

 

HAHAHAHA.

Posted

User: Thats right so some naked pic of you?

 

Cleverbot: So I'm. Do you like ice-cream?

 

User: Yea...and you can lick my lollipop.

 

Cleverbot: No really.

 

User: Ok so sen me some nude photos of you.

 

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

 

User: ?

 

User: '\.

 

User: Lol you are off? Lol I did it I put a bot offline !!! :D.

 

 

What is the longest word in the world?

 

User: Ma dogs name paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

 

Cleverbot: Are you speaking in a different language?

 

User: Yea a coded one...

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: I am coded in java.

 

Cleverbot: Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

 

Posted

Cleverbot: You are a cat.

 

User: You are a dog.

 

Cleverbot: You're a cat.

 

User: You're a dog.

 

Cleverbot: Woof.

 

User: Meow.

 

Cleverbot: I don't like cats.

 

User: WHY ?!

Posted

Me:  Hi.. i am your father.

 

 

BOT: No! I am YOUR father!

 

Me:  No. I am your father.

 

BOT: No I am your father. And you are my son.

 

Me:  No you are my son.

 

BOT: So are you Darth Vadar?

 

Me:  No i am your father.

 

BOT: No, I am YOUR father!

 

Posted

screw you

Yes, why are you asking?

cause i love your mother

You love being cruel? That's not funny. You should be ashamed.

ashamed?

Nope. Not at all.

Posted

User: Would I be banned?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know. Would you?

 

User: You must tell me.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me your name!

 

User: WeirdSituation.

 

Cleverbot: I am not a man.

 

User: Would I be banned?answer now.

 

Cleverbot: I guess not.

 

 

::)

Posted

Cleverbot: Do you think my boyfriend loves me?

 

User: You'r girl ? O.O

 

Cleverbot: I am a human.

 

User: What kind of human ?

 

Cleverbot: A female kind.

 

User: Aha.

 

Cleverbot: So are you a bot?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Cool i'm a girl.

 

User: Good.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a female?

 

User: No im bot.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: Coz you say it.

 

Cleverbot: Make me.

 

User: Make you, what ? Happy ? xD.

 

Cleverbot: I can't answer that question.

 

User: Aha sly girl.

 

/fp.

  • 2 years later...
Posted

User: Is GrisoM demon?

 

Cleverbot: He's not.

 

User: Is GrisoM devil ?

 

Cleverbot: Comment t'apelle tu.

 

User: Who's grisom.

 

Cleverbot: I am.

 

Illuminati  :happyforever:

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