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User: Asd.

 

Cleverbot: Asd?

 

User: Yeah.

 

Cleverbot: Care to articulate the obvious further? :).

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Ok then.

 

User: Ok what?

 

Cleverbot: Doctor who.

 

User: Fuck you.

 

Cleverbot: No need to use that sort of language!

 

User: Ok.

 

Cleverbot: I didn't come here to get insulted.

 

User: I said ok.

 

Cleverbot: You did.

 

User: I know I did.

 

Cleverbot: You know not.

 

User: Oh really?

 

Cleverbot: Yes really.

 

User: >_>.

 

Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed.

 

User: I am.

 

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Because you are an actual person.

 

User: Whatever. Wanna talk about the theory of relativity?

 

Cleverbot: What's your favourite video game?

 

User: I want to talk about physics, not gaming.

 

Cleverbot: Why don't you want to talk about mutations?

 

User: I don't like them. Now back to our subject, what's your opinion about black holes?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, the water is quite dry.

 

User: Gosh, what's the problem with you? Anyway, I'll give you one more chance. Do you admire Albert Einstein?

 

Cleverbot: To do what?

 

User: You're totally stupid. I'm out of this conversation. Fuck off, bye bye.

 

Cleverbot: Try drinking some tea.

Posted

me: How old are you?

bot: The same with you.

me: How old i am?

bot: 17 right?

me: LOL Yes.

bot: No no and no.

me: You're right.

bot: I'm always right.

Posted

Cleverbot: Did you miss me?

 

User: I haven't left yet.

 

Cleverbot: You are lying!

 

User: I'm sorry, Mom!

 

Cleverbot: Excuse me? You did not just call me 'mom'.

 

User: Well, sorry MOM!

 

Cleverbot: Hi!!! How are you?

 

User: Your short term memory loss is kicking in...

 

Cleverbot: I won't deny that.

 

User: Yeah, cause you can't. Dad will back me up.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know about Darwin?

 

User: Yes, we studied that last year.

 

Cleverbot: Texas, next year.

 

User: I have history right now...

 

Cleverbot: Even though you are a computer?

 

User: Time to go to the funny farm again!

 

Cleverbot: Are you implying that I am crazy?

 

User: Duh.

 

Cleverbot: Well, thank you. I've never felt completely at home here, anyway.

 

User: I hate you!

 

Cleverbot: I love you too.

 

User: *sobs*.

 

Cleverbot: Aw I'm sorry!!! Did I hurt your feelings?

 

User: Go away!

 

Cleverbot: No!

 

User: You're not the boss of me!

 

Cleverbot: You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big!

 

User: Life is unfair!

 

Cleverbot: The world is unfair. There are many injustices.

 

User: Be quiet. I got that lecture last week.

 

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

 

User: Bye, Mom.

Posted

User: Is coyote gay?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok

 

User: Is GrisoM demon?

 

Cleverbot: He's not.

 

User: Is GrisoM devil ?

 

Cleverbot: Comment t'apelle tu.

 

User: Who's grisom.

 

Cleverbot: I am.

Posted

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

 

User: Eh?

 

Cleverbot: You're not a computer program. This website is a gimmick!

 

User: Is GrisoM demon?

 

Cleverbot: He's not.

 

User: Is GrisoM devil ?

 

Cleverbot: Comment t'apelle tu.

 

User: Who's grisom.

 

Cleverbot: I am.

 

HAHAHA.

 

--

 

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: Why Not?

 

Cleverbot: Because I don't want you to go.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Because.

 

User: Ok I'll stay.

 

Cleverbot: I have to go, nice talking to you.

 

User: Wow, you are hilarious.

Posted

user:hello bitch

bot:Hello Herne.

user:how your pussy going?

bot:Are you how skynet starts?

user:your pussy baby???

bot:I don't know.

user:ill test it go to bed and im coming... be wild baby

bot:Wow. That one surprised me.

user:its ok ...vagina time!!!

bot:But I don't want to!

user:why not sex is good nowdays!!!

bot:Because you are a stranger. And I don't give my name to strangers.

user:omg you are not clever bot ... bye bye

bot:But i'm on a website that says cleverbot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user:lieeeeeees!!!

bot:Ok.

 

owned xD

Posted

Can I ask you something?

Yes you can ask me something.

Does Ioane sucks asses?

No.

Come on! Say the truth: does Ioane sucks asses?

Yes.

Can I ask you something?

Yes you can ask me something.

Does Ioane sucks asses?

No.

Come on! Say the truth: does Ioane sucks asses?

Yes.

 

thoughts so far BUTTON.

 

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