SKYscreamer Posted June 8, 2006 Posted June 8, 2006 [align=center]Guide for newbies - how to become pr0 Well, you download client and want to play on paradise. Well as you play for the first time - you r 'noob' now. But you are pro! It is bull**** that you have to play long time to become pro - real pr0 is experienced from the birth! So I will give you some advices how to act like a real pr0 lineage gamer! 1. Problem with game start? Some 'obscene…' error? Don't worry! U must understand, that u r pro - this is fact. And pros does not read some dumb posts how to install server patch - this is for noobs! And u r pr0. Remember this. So reg on forums and post that this server is bull**** and you can't login. And put it on 'bugs' sections. Why there? Becaose you can't login => this is a bug! There is no way that smth can be wrong with ur game/computer. Why? Cause u r pro! Remeber this. 2. Hmm… Button 'create account' does not work? Yeah… This paradise so bugged! Just post it on forums or go shout in mIRC. 3. Ok, you understand that you want to create ur account. But you can't! Damn! Not again! This bugs is everywhere! … What? Wrong browser? But u r pr0 and you have most coolest browsers: Opera and Firefox! And screw that comments on reg page that you must use IE. IE for noobs. All c00l hackers and lineage pro didn't use IE. 4. Now you in game. Ofcouse you want to play now, but you must create your char first. This char will be the best and c00lest char on the server, so lets get to work. First - name. Name must show that ur r pr0. And don't forget, that simple and plain chars is for noobs - pr0 use mnemonic numbers as chars! So choose smth like 'm3g4Kill3r', 'pwn3r', 'uAlln00bs' - for that all players will respect you cause they will know that u r pr0 when they saw ur nick. What class? m… You want to be most powerfull and we want to prove that. And all pr0s know that real game is PvP. Hunting on mobs this is for n00bs. So you must pwn all around. How to kill anyone and stay alive? As pr0 u already know how - heal yourself in the battle! This is the only way. So go Dark Elf Mage - you will become Shillen Elder. Nobody can pwn u cause u can heal yourself. Why Dark Elf? Well - DE female is so sexy! And about they run speed and stun resist - this is for n00bs. 5. After you enter the game go hunt some keltirs. When you have around 20-30k adena go to Giran. This is where all stupid n00bs gather. U r pr0, so go ahead and shout that u need some money (only in trade chat - only real pr0 can post in trade chat what they want, GM likes that very much). Say smth. like this: "I need adena!!! Only 400k!!!This is for teleport!!! Pleaseeeee!!!". For n00bs all around that will be an honor to give money for such pr0 as u. And 400k - this is nothing, trust me. U know that u can get them, so no need to bother - give other n00bs time for practice. U have a lot of expirience so u just need money. Oh! And if u get 400k don't stop - shout more. There can be enough adena. 6. When you get ur first ~2m go to Giran an buy Party Mask. This is very c00l to run in the battle field in party mask! This is like all pr0s do! 7. If u see GM - come to him and start to shout that u need money or gear. GMs like that very much. And they give u smth for sure! Why? Cause u r pr0! Remember this. 8. If u don't like GM - shout in town that he is n00b or stfu (this magic word I suggest to use everywhere - this is how only pr0 behave). GM will feal shame and give adena/gear for u to stop this. This is another way to get items from GMs. 9. Only n00bs try to kill mobs one by one. Go find some pinks or reds aggro and run among them to gather 5-10 of them. Don't panic - u r pr0 and u can handle this. You can heal very fast with ur acumen lvl1 ! 10. If u see that other player fight mob - go and help him. He will be pleased to have ur help. Try to do this every time u see someone fight mobs - that will be proof that ur r pr0 for all around. 11. Lineage is not fully completed game. So if u don't like some of ur skill - go post it on forum. In bug section. DEVs like to code every correction in LA2 skills system very much and they allways have no work to do. So create ur own spell system and post it - coding that is very simple for DEVs and thay will gladly take this job! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- copy-pasted from another forum ( actually copy of copy! )[/align]
baron Posted June 8, 2006 Posted June 8, 2006 [align=center]Guide for newbies - how to become pr0 Well' date=' you download client and want to play on paradise. Well as you play for the first time - you r 'noob' now. But you are pro! It is bull**** that you have to play long time to become pro - real pr0 is experienced from the birth! So I will give you some advices how to act like a real pr0 lineage gamer! 1. Problem with game start? Some 'obscene…' error? Don't worry! U must understand, that u r pro - this is fact. And pros does not read some dumb posts how to install server patch - this is for noobs! And u r pr0. Remember this. So reg on forums and post that this server is bull**** and you can't login. And put it on 'bugs' sections. Why there? Becaose you can't login => this is a bug! There is no way that smth can be wrong with ur game/computer. Why? Cause u r pro! Remeber this. 2. Hmm… Button 'create account' does not work? Yeah… This paradise so bugged! Just post it on forums or go shout in mIRC. 3. Ok, you understand that you want to create ur account. But you can't! Damn! Not again! This bugs is everywhere! … What? Wrong browser? But u r pr0 and you have most coolest browsers: Opera and Firefox! And screw that comments on reg page that you must use IE. IE for noobs. All c00l hackers and lineage pro didn't use IE. 4. Now you in game. Ofcouse you want to play now, but you must create your char first. This char will be the best and c00lest char on the server, so lets get to work. First - name. Name must show that ur r pr0. And don't forget, that simple and plain chars is for noobs - pr0 use mnemonic numbers as chars! So choose smth like 'm3g4Kill3r', 'pwn3r', 'uAlln00bs' - for that all players will respect you cause they will know that u r pr0 when they saw ur nick. What class? m… You want to be most powerfull and we want to prove that. And all pr0s know that real game is PvP. Hunting on mobs this is for n00bs. So you must pwn all around. How to kill anyone and stay alive? As pr0 u already know how - heal yourself in the battle! This is the only way. So go Dark Elf Mage - you will become Shillen Elder. Nobody can pwn u cause u can heal yourself. Why Dark Elf? Well - DE female is so sexy! And about they run speed and stun resist - this is for n00bs. 5. After you enter the game go hunt some keltirs. When you have around 20-30k adena go to Giran. This is where all stupid n00bs gather. U r pr0, so go ahead and shout that u need some money (only in trade chat - only real pr0 can post in trade chat what they want, GM likes that very much). Say smth. like this: "I need adena!!! Only 400k!!!This is for teleport!!! Pleaseeeee!!!". For n00bs all around that will be an honor to give money for such pr0 as u. And 400k - this is nothing, trust me. U know that u can get them, so no need to bother - give other n00bs time for practice. U have a lot of expirience so u just need money. Oh! And if u get 400k don't stop - shout more. There can be enough adena. 6. When you get ur first ~2m go to Giran an buy Party Mask. This is very c00l to run in the battle field in party mask! This is like all pr0s do! 7. If u see GM - come to him and start to shout that u need money or gear. GMs like that very much. And they give u smth for sure! Why? Cause u r pr0! Remember this. 8. If u don't like GM - shout in town that he is n00b or stfu (this magic word I suggest to use everywhere - this is how only pr0 behave). GM will feal shame and give adena/gear for u to stop this. This is another way to get items from GMs. 9. Only n00bs try to kill mobs one by one. Go find some pinks or reds aggro and run among them to gather 5-10 of them. Don't panic - u r pr0 and u can handle this. You can heal very fast with ur acumen lvl1 ! 10. If u see that other player fight mob - go and help him. He will be pleased to have ur help. Try to do this every time u see someone fight mobs - that will be proof that ur r pr0 for all around. 11. Lineage is not fully completed game. So if u don't like some of ur skill - go post it on forum. In bug section. DEVs like to code every correction in LA2 skills system very much and they allways have no work to do. So create ur own spell system and post it - coding that is very simple for DEVs and thay will gladly take this job! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- copy-pasted from another forum ( actually copy of copy! )[/align'] NICE M8. for a moment i thought that you wrote this and i was goin to give you my GRATZ. BUT.......anyway GRATZ :) :) :) for this nice copy of copy of copy guide :lol: :lol: :lol:
SKYscreamer Posted June 8, 2006 Author Posted June 8, 2006 heheh... ..i personally think it's awsome bro! :wink: i couldnt stop laughing, even after 10mins of reading it!...
MadUser Posted August 11, 2008 Posted August 11, 2008 OMG AHAHAHAHAH! this is pure Pro! i still thinking in post title, i think that should be: How to be baned Quickly (11 steps) x'D LOL realy nice copy of copy of copy x'D
Vein Posted August 11, 2008 Posted August 11, 2008 Finally a guide in which i can be pro!!!! Thanks! ;D ;D ;D lol @ 10. If u see that other player fight mob - go and help him. He will be pleased to have ur help. great copy of copy of copy of copy...etc.
pnikkosis Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 I regreat wasting 30 seconds of my life reading this... however wrote that it's a copy of a 10 year old txt in the web of "how being a hacker" but change it to lineage enviroment. And you did a copy of a copy of another forum? ...
Koyuki Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 sorry, but wheres the funny??? now everyone will come here and post stuff of this kind to earn posts and check the exploits section faster...others will come to threads like this and will spam to increase their post count sorry, but thats my point of view and it not even funny...tought its a copy/paste as the person that posted mentioned...
noodle Posted August 17, 2008 Posted August 17, 2008 LOL nice one man btw its how to really be pro or just the felling that u are pro ?
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