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  1. 1. oh carp i cant belive she said to me:

    • We need to talk..
      7
    • I need some time for myself..
      6
    • I've genital herpes..
      0
    • When i was little i was a boy.. (WTF)
      18
    • I'm pregnat D:
      12


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Posted

"we need to talk" usually thats when you end up bored talking about nonsense things while your gf running around half naked but you dont get any sex...torturing...

Posted

Sure all of these are awful,but one is the WORST

 

When i was little i was a boy..

 

 

the chance for that is 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

Posted

u donot know.Maybe ur grf was boy when young and doesn't tell you yet!

 

ohh come on...you can see it on someone if he/she had any operation...

Posted

ohh come on...you can see it on someone if he/she had any operation...

she may pretends that too :/

 

 

ok end it here

 

the chance are low,but still is the most awful thing that may happen

after that is i am pregnant

Posted

what about anal?:$

 

 

...

Seems like you never lived a live moment of a girl with menstruation.

 

If you are infront of her, everything is your fault. Before 2 weeks i was in a friend's (Thats how i call her now :D) house and she was preparing a pizza to eat.

 

She burned it, and she started yelling at me. Its so kewl -.-"

Posted

Seems like you never lived a live moment of a girl with menstruation.

If you are infront of her, everything is your fault.

haha. True...

 

 

what about anal?:$

 

 

...

Look, It's completely different when you are in love with a girl and do Sex, from that do sex only for your self and to have orgasm... If you know what i mean....

Posted

And what are you a retard that doesn't know how to have sex or what? never herad of "PROTECTED" sex ? Guess not. I can't believe some ppl srsly..wtf is wrong with you can u really not control it omfg.

 

actually the 1% chance of failure of condoms is pretty high. Considering that you're too busy to see it breaking and condoms being the easiest way to protect.

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