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  1. 1. oh carp i cant belive she said to me:

    • We need to talk..
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    • I need some time for myself..
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    • I've genital herpes..
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    • When i was little i was a boy.. (WTF)
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    • I'm pregnat D:
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"we need to talk" usually thats when you end up bored talking about nonsense things while your gf running around half naked but you dont get any sex...torturing...

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Sure all of these are awful,but one is the WORST

 

When i was little i was a boy..

 

 

the chance for that is 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

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u donot know.Maybe ur grf was boy when young and doesn't tell you yet!

 

ohh come on...you can see it on someone if he/she had any operation...

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ohh come on...you can see it on someone if he/she had any operation...

she may pretends that too :/

 

 

ok end it here

 

the chance are low,but still is the most awful thing that may happen

after that is i am pregnant

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what about anal?:$

 

 

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Seems like you never lived a live moment of a girl with menstruation.

 

If you are infront of her, everything is your fault. Before 2 weeks i was in a friend's (Thats how i call her now :D) house and she was preparing a pizza to eat.

 

She burned it, and she started yelling at me. Its so kewl -.-"

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Seems like you never lived a live moment of a girl with menstruation.

If you are infront of her, everything is your fault.

haha. True...

 

 

what about anal?:$

 

 

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Look, It's completely different when you are in love with a girl and do Sex, from that do sex only for your self and to have orgasm... If you know what i mean....

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And what are you a retard that doesn't know how to have sex or what? never herad of "PROTECTED" sex ? Guess not. I can't believe some ppl srsly..wtf is wrong with you can u really not control it omfg.

 

actually the 1% chance of failure of condoms is pretty high. Considering that you're too busy to see it breaking and condoms being the easiest way to protect.

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