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You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?  

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  1. 1. You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?

    • I rape her
      54
    • I ask for a dinner
      20
    • Boring, i send her home
      7
    • I'm too young to think about sex, i ask for a autograph though
      3
    • Obviously i still rape her, its a hallucination
      23


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl pls?

You: what?

You: i am gay

Stranger: oh i like it

Stranger: me too

You: :D

Stranger: 9"

Stranger: u?

You: how

You: year old

You: i am?

Stranger: i had gay sex

You: i had never

You: had

Stranger: ooh 19

Stranger: ooh

You: something like that

You: aa

You: i am 15

Stranger: oo

Stranger: young dick ar

Stranger: where u from?

You: greece

Stranger: owws

Stranger: hw long is urs?

Stranger: urs duck...

You: 16

You: cm

Stranger: owws

Stranger: nt bad

You: you

You: are from?

Stranger: 9"

Stranger: big?

Stranger: wanna suck it?

You: oh yeah

Stranger: what r u wearing?

Stranger: im jerking off

You: well

Stranger: and wearing nothing

You: i wear

You: only

You: one

You: T-shirt

You: just cummed

Stranger: ohs

Stranger: that fast

You: no

You: i had

You: wtached

You: gay porn

You: on hung dadddy

You: b4

Stranger: ohhs

Stranger: website?

You: em

You: hungdaddy.com

You: i think

Stranger: ehh check this out gay-spot.com its nice

Stranger: ohhs

You: google it

Stranger: dun worry

Stranger: i'll manage one

Stranger: u kiss

Stranger: ?

You: yeah

You: youa re from?

You: are*

Stranger: i hv 8packs

 

 

wtf did i did wrong T_T

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