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[Fortuna]

Άραξε, ελέγχω. 

[Funken]

Eixa vrei ena gamato site pou sou lege ksero go "Posa ekatosta einai to prosopo sou? Posa ekatosta einai ta zugomatika sou?" kai tetoia... Ta metrouses me to xaraka san to malaka vevaia alla evgaze sosto apotelesma... Sou lege ksero go "Mediterranean, Germanic" kai tetoia me pososto... Alla de to vrisko tora exoume gemisei poutanosurtika quiz pou leei ksero go "In what race you belong" kai se rotaei mpouxesomalakies tou tupou "paizeis basket? akous rap?"

Edited November 4, 2013 by Funken

[Funken]

Vlepeis ton allon to xusothalassoluko orthogoniokefalo me ena metopo sa puramida, kati arapika tsimpoukoxeila, kati zugomatika me poutsoeksogkosi, mia muti tetragoni san arxidokuvos knor, kati matia les kai tou xoun traviksei pros ta mesa TA OPTIKA NEURA SA SKOINIA, kati dontia me mia kolotrupa sti mesi, kati oula sa mounoxeila, prodiathesi gia oxtakosa kila lipos kai to paizei ethnikistis ksero go... KAI AN TOU TO PEIS TI THA APANTISEI??? "Afou eimai aspros... Diladi opoios den einai eumorfos einai tourkosporos? Kapoioi genniountai etsi me kathara aria gonidia..." E OXI RE POUSTI!!! EXEIS DEI POLLA AGALMATA ME TI SKATOFATSA SOU? IIIIIIEEEEEE??? "Entaksei," sou kanei, "kai esu exeis kokkina xeilia pou oi antres den exoun sunithos." TON GAMAS I DEN TON GAMAS??? Oxi, tou gamas ti manna kai an tuxei kai kanei tsoulithra ap' to mouni tis kanena ario koritsi logo ton gonidion sou to afineis anapiro ap' to viasmo sta tria tou xronia... AN UPERISXUSOUN TA DIKA SOU XARAKTIRISTIKA KAI DE VGEI ALIEN KAI AUTO...

Edited November 4, 2013 by Funken

[Kràtos]

 

Zoume se ena pseftiko kosmo me omiomata kai anthropous aggalmata.

 

Ksypniste protou einai arga  :happyforever:

[ExTrEmEDwarf]

Eixa vrei ena gamato site pou sou lege ksero go "Posa ekatosta einai to prosopo sou? Posa ekatosta einai ta zugomatika sou?" kai tetoia... Ta metrouses me to xaraka san to malaka vevaia alla evgaze sosto apotelesma... Sou lege ksero go "Mediterranean, Germanic" kai tetoia me pososto... Alla de to vrisko tora exoume gemisei poutanosurtika quiz pou leei ksero go "In what race you belong" kai se rotaei mpouxesomalakies tou tupou "paizeis basket? akous rap?"

χαχαχαχα

[Kràtos]

χαχαχαχα

 

 

Pisteyo ta exei metrisi ola ektos apo to poulaki tou, fovate fenetai min pesi stin katigoria ton mikrotsoutsounon  :happyforever:

[Vkouk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hx1295f7KA

[MixHarder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hx1295f7KA

 

[Vkouk]

:not bad:

[Reptant_]

-Άντε γαμήσου μωρή πατσαβούρα!
-What?
-Fuck off, you dirty towel that we use in the kitchen!..

[Reptant_]

-Πάτερ θέλω να σας πω κάτι...
-Πες μου τέκνον μου.
-Είμαι gay!
-Αλήθεια μωρό μου;;..

 

 

 

 

-Μαμά είμαι έγκυος
-Βλακείες
-Μα αφού με τον Νίκο κάνουμε σεξ χωρίς προφύλαξη και έχω αρχίσει να φουσκώνω
-Κόψε τις μπύρες τότε Μπάμπη παιδί μου...

[Godrics]

:happyforever:

[Funken]

Pisteyo ta exei metrisi ola ektos apo to poulaki tou, fovate fenetai min pesi stin katigoria ton mikrotsoutsounon  :happyforever:

To apotelesma eksartatai ap' ti xrisi oxi toso to megethos: Otan i gomena thelei na katsei mproumuta se anapiriko karotsaki gia na proxorisei meta to ksemouniasma / ksekoliama o upersadistis daimonas tou mpokserakiou mou ekane kala ti douleia tou... Episis metrietai kai ap' to posa rammata xreiazontai kati poustakia san esena otan pane sto xeirourgeio na tous ksanakollisei meta to viasmo...

[NinjaStep]

[Kràtos]

To apotelesma eksartatai ap' ti xrisi oxi toso to megethos: Otan i gomena thelei na katsei mproumuta se anapiriko karotsaki gia na proxorisei meta to ksemouniasma / ksekoliama o upersadistis daimonas tou mpokserakiou mou ekane kala ti douleia tou... Episis metrietai kai ap' to posa rammata xreiazontai kati poustakia san esena otan pane sto xeirourgeio na tous ksanakollisei meta to viasmo...

 

 

Edited November 4, 2013 by Kràtos