HAHAHAHA! Loled my ass out, at the song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTp2REwC8oo
"The Harlequin went to town. A deadly man in tights.
Got medeval on some dudes and leapt into the night.
Harlequin tear it up, the Harlequin is sneaky. Fills his victims up with fear, because he looks so freaky.
The Harlequin jumped off a roof and landed in a crowd. Before they had a chance to laugh, he took those suckers out."