Jump to content

[The worst thing your gf can tell you?]


GrisoM

oh carp i cant belive she said to me:  

43 members have voted

  1. 1. oh carp i cant belive she said to me:

    • We need to talk..
      7
    • I need some time for myself..
      6
    • I've genital herpes..
      0
    • When i was little i was a boy.. (WTF)
      18
    • I'm pregnat D:
      12


Recommended Posts

"we need to talk" usually thats when you end up bored talking about nonsense things while your gf running around half naked but you dont get any sex...torturing...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Sure all of these are awful,but one is the WORST

 

When i was little i was a boy..

 

 

the chance for that is 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

Link to comment
Share on other sites

the chance for that is 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

u donot know.Maybe ur grf was boy when young and doesn't tell you yet!
Link to comment
Share on other sites

u donot know.Maybe ur grf was boy when young and doesn't tell you yet!

 

ohh come on...you can see it on someone if he/she had any operation...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

ohh come on...you can see it on someone if he/she had any operation...

she may pretends that too :/

 

 

ok end it here

 

the chance are low,but still is the most awful thing that may happen

after that is i am pregnant

Link to comment
Share on other sites

what about anal?:$

 

 

...

Seems like you never lived a live moment of a girl with menstruation.

 

If you are infront of her, everything is your fault. Before 2 weeks i was in a friend's (Thats how i call her now :D) house and she was preparing a pizza to eat.

 

She burned it, and she started yelling at me. Its so kewl -.-"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Seems like you never lived a live moment of a girl with menstruation.

If you are infront of her, everything is your fault.

haha. True...

 

 

what about anal?:$

 

 

...

Look, It's completely different when you are in love with a girl and do Sex, from that do sex only for your self and to have orgasm... If you know what i mean....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

And what are you a retard that doesn't know how to have sex or what? never herad of "PROTECTED" sex ? Guess not. I can't believe some ppl srsly..wtf is wrong with you can u really not control it omfg.

 

actually the 1% chance of failure of condoms is pretty high. Considering that you're too busy to see it breaking and condoms being the easiest way to protect.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.




×
×
  • Create New...