[The worst thing your gf can tell you?]

[Junkee]

And what are you a retard that doesn't know how to have sex or what? never herad of "PROTECTED" sex ? Guess not. I can't believe some ppl srsly..wtf is wrong with you can u really not control it omfg.

Maybe you get drunk,and let your gf pregnant it is very possible YES

[Vkouk]

my gf said me that - I need some time for myself..

[Raule]

my gf said me that - I need some time for myself..

its true, you saks even when you sleep.

 

Add in poll: your dick is so little

[WeirdSituation]

When i was little i was a boy.. (WTF) Thats the worst for sure :O.

[ExTrEmEDwarf]

The worse thing i've heard from my old ex-gf to broke up - I can see you as friend only (After 4 months of relationship ROFL)

 

The worse thing i've heard from my gf while we were together:

 

Time: 5:45 PM. Getting a call from her "I'm making bath, prepare myself and i'm coming".

Time: 7:00 PM. I'm calling her, "Where the hell are you" -"I just came out from the bathroom and i'll be ready in a while"

Time: 9:00 PM. She's calling me, "I'm ready, but i forgot to tell ya that my bestfriend is coming with us too".

 

 

 

 

-beep-ING ANNOYING FROM MY SIDE

[xLeGenD]

The worse thing i've heard from my old ex-gf to broke up - I can see you as friend only (After 4 months of relationship ROFL)

 

The worse thing i've heard from my gf while we were together:

 

Time: 5:45 PM. Getting a call from her "I'm making bath, prepare myself and i'm coming".

Time: 7:00 PM. I'm calling her, "Where the hell are you" -"I just came out from the bathroom and i'll be ready in a while"

Time: 9:00 PM. She's calling me, "I'm ready, but i forgot to tell ya that my bestfriend is coming with us too".

 

 

 

 

-beep-ING ANNOYING FROM MY SIDE

ahahahahaha epic..... 2 h to take a shower xDDDDDD

[WeirdSituation]

The worse thing i've heard from my old ex-gf to broke up - I can see you as friend only (After 4 months of relationship ROFL)

 

The worse thing i've heard from my gf while we were together:

 

Time: 5:45 PM. Getting a call from her "I'm making bath, prepare myself and i'm coming".

Time: 7:00 PM. I'm calling her, "Where the hell are you" -"I just came out from the bathroom and i'll be ready in a while"

Time: 9:00 PM. She's calling me, "I'm ready, but i forgot to tell ya that my bestfriend is coming with us too".

 

 

 

 

-beep-ING ANNOYING FROM MY SIDE

she was so fast..:P

[MasterDisaster]

I also hate it when I'm told "You're too good for me!".

[JiZ]

we need to talk

[Vkouk]

its true, you saks even when you sleep.

 

jajajajaj :D

[Tessellate]

We need to talk..

 

every sucking conversation starts with we need to talk :(

[Morian]

Τοmmorow starts my menstruation [gr]Periodos...[/gr]

One whole week without sex :@

[Tessellate]

Τοmmorow starts my menstruation [gr]Periodos...[/gr]

One whole week without sex :@

ask for oral ^^

[Morian]

ask for oral ^^

you mean blowjob? :P

nah...

[WeirdSituation]

you mean blowjob? :P

nah...

what about anal?:$

 

 

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