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hahahahahahaah

EPIC

If grisom says smth.. to some of you its epic...

I bet if he says ur mom is a fat sob.. Thats epic too..?... in fact it is xD HA!

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you should start looking for baby names ..

 

r.i.p.

 

Don't scare him =P

Some months ago you almost let a girl pregnant too.

 

Anyway, the chances are really low.

Just be careful for the next time.

And check for any infections, for now.

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Just give her the "pill of the next day" and you will be sure.

I was thinking the same ^^ all the mess with condoms

 

PS: In English you say 'question about ...', in Nederlands zeg je 'vraag over ...' ;)

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i doubt there can be a danger to worry out just coz of use of condom 2-3 times.

 

times ago ppl used socks lol and there was no danger.

 

oldest-condom-in-museum.jpg

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dude in case she is pregnant.. just tell her to do this.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_abortion#5th_century_to_18th_century

 

Pretty efficient shit.. too bad some ppl dont do it anymore.. and we got ppl like MaCe here >.>

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new socks or already used?

socks were used before condom of nowdays was invented.

 

P.S. History of condoms is much larger. Since B.C. years.

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That pill is dangerous...it may cause health problems.

Really? I didn't knew that.

 

[gr]Μια φορά ήταν ένας ινδιάνος και ζήτησε από κάποιον πωλητή προφυλακτικών ένα προφυλακτικό. Τότε αυτός του δίνει την πιο άχρηστη μάρκα προφυλακτικών. Την επόμενη μέρα έρχεται ο ινδιάνος και του λέει:

 

- "Ινδιάνο δυνατό, Ινδιάνα δυνατή προφυλακτικό boom".

 

Τότε αυτός του δίνει τη μεσαία μάρκα προφυλακτικών αλλά ο Ινδιάνος ήρθε την άλλη μέρα και του είπε:

 

- "Ινδιάνο δυνατό, Ινδιάνα δυνατή, προφυλακτικό boom".

 

Τότε αυτός του δίνει την καλύτερη μάρκα προφυλακτικών που είχε αλλά και πάλι την επόμενη μέρα ήρθε ο ινδιάνος και του είπε:

 

- "Ινδιάνο δυνατό, Ινδιάνα δυνατή, προφυλακτικό boom".

 

Αυτός χωρίς να μπορεί να κάνει τίποτα άλλο του έδωσε ένα λάστιχο ένα ολόκληρο μέτρο. Την επόμενη έρχεται και πάλι ο ινδιάνος αλλά αυτή τη φορά του λέει:

 

- "Ινδιάνο δυνατό, ινδιάνα δυνατή, προφυλακτικό δυνατό, αρχίδια boom"![/gr]

 

www.google.com/translate

 

To see what it means ;)

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