Jokes (EN)

[GrisoM]

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast,

they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

 

 

A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"

Granny replies, "F*** the pills, have you seen the dragons in the

kitchen?!"

 

 

Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly

agrees.

Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what's love juice?"

Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.

Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.

Dad says, "So what were you watching?"

Billy says, "Wimbledon."

 

 

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I look

horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."

He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."

 

 

Wife gets naked & asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or

my sexy body?"

Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humour!"

 

 

An elderly couple are attending Mass.

About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I

just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'

[geci01]

;D

[SirKuo]

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[GrisoM]

What did a tampon said to The vagina?

 

See you in the next period xD

[giorgos1990]

BOoOoOoOM....LoL

[delfo]

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

 

10. Cats' facial expressions

 

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

 

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

 

7. Fat clothes

 

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

 

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

 

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

 

3. Eyelash curlers

 

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

 

1. OTHER WOMEN

 

 

 

thats right xD

[carlos.jorge]

what does a chicken do standing next to a street ? trying to pass to the other street ^^

[DreaM]

I have one i have one :D

 

i was banned took all my posts, laugh in all of your faces and f u c k the hole forum

 

 

w8.. thats just funny to me right? hahahahah <3

ahahaha, just seen your posts Gris, i will never forget your whit...Still can't accept the fact you got banned ? ...lmao0z

[WebM0nst3r]

I have one i have one :D

 

i was banned took all my posts, laugh in all of your faces and f u c k the hole forum

 

 

w8.. thats just funny to me right? hahahahah <3

 

the best joke dude is just you, when someone just hear your name start laughing, put it in your head you are a 5 year old kid now go cry alone cu ;)

[DrenepiaWorld]

i will never forget your whit..

probably the best joke here :P hahaha

[K4rMa]

 

^^

 

Είναι παρελθόν για ακόμα μια φορά *_*

[WebM0nst3r]

karma we are on EN Joke Topic :D btw give me a moment to edit the picture with the ban date :D

 

 

[DreaM]

/lmao.

[4li]

why u spaming ?

[Chotabycius]

lol:DD