lagunamonk Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 lol :D , Very Fun ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakwolf Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 why did the chicken cross the road? CUS IS A FREECOUNTRY! (stupid joke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpectraHacker Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 i dont get it man... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrisoM Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 What does Madeleine McCann and a submarine have in common? Their both lying at the bottom of the sea and full of seamen hide it cos its 16 ++ =P if is it 2 much just pm and i take it off XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
virusa Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 LOL ? 300 posts for joke ? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuStek Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 run run run take a gun kill the theacer have some fun sry 4 bad english :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sufferwounds Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 dn mporo na stamatiso na gelao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaguyakun Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I just google "best jokes ever" and I found the "86 world's best jokes", if you guys are interested. A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“ Source: http://www.tallrite.com/LightRelief/worldsbestjokes.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreaM Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“ if thats the best joke im dildo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaguyakun Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 Ye, that one was no funny =S sorry Ok, a BR one, I hope that you get this :D my translation sux =S So a boy climbed on the bus. In roulette, stumble, he says to the collector: - If my father was a cat and my mother a cat, I would be a kitten... boy continue: - If my father was a dog and my mother a ****(in portuguese, dog male is "cachorro" dog female "cachorra" or "B1tch" in jargon. I would be a puppy ... he still continue: - If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, then I would be a steer... So, the collector nervous, asks to boy: - What would you if your father was a gay and yor mother a prostitute? The boy answer: - So, I would be collector bus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ganbiax Posted October 14, 2008 Share Posted October 14, 2008 old 1 xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakeriz Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Three blondes are walking through the forest, they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says: "They're deer tracks" The second blonde says: "They're bear tracks" The third blonde says: "They're moose tracks" Then a train hits them... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
police911 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 there are a lot of jokes for blondes, but they are funny sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizz4a Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 xDDDDD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spintecatoru Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND... 10. Cats' facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds 7. Fat clothes 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time 5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow 3. Eyelash curlers 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made 1. OTHER WOMEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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