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You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?  

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  1. 1. You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?

    • I rape her
      54
    • I ask for a dinner
      20
    • Boring, i send her home
      7
    • I'm too young to think about sex, i ask for a autograph though
      3
    • Obviously i still rape her, its a hallucination
      23


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Posted

That would be an awesome summon for a bracelet :))

 

Can you do it?

I'm retired for a while :P

Bored >.>

Posted

 

 

Me:

duuuude

God:

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Me:

wassup niggah

God:

I've lost the context, .  Are we still on  duuuude?

Me:

got some good shit to share?

God:

Try asking the Milk Mystic.

Me:

what's dat milk you say? I want some real shit

God:

You tell me.    Why do you want  it?

Me:

To get high niggah

God:

Why do you want  it?

Me:

You crazy dude? I wanna get wasted!

God:

Yep.  I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.  Why do you want  it?

Me:

This niggah's fucking nasty!

God:

What does "this" refer to?

Me:

you!

God:

" What does "this" refer to?"?  Me,  ?

Me:

yeh!

God:

Ahem.

Me:

good job breh

God:

Thanks for the compliment.  I've heard that about labor before.

Me:

bullshit, you ain't heard nothin

God:

That assumption is only a supposition..  But you don't need to use that kind of language.

Me:

dat's my tongue breh, get used to it

God:

"it" being  wasted?

Me:

good, good , my tongue's wasted too

God:

Thanks for the compliment.  Thanks for the compliment.  Your  tongue s wasted too?

Me:

aye niggah

God:

What color are your eyes?

Me:

red

God:

Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?

Me:

no, I'm high

God:

Are you serious?  I don't know anyone named  high.

Me:

Orly?

God:

Do you still ?

Me:

I still!

God:

I haven't heard anything like that before:  said  still.

Me:

are you high too breh?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am  high too breh. 

I am  well respected as an AI.

Me:

Your AI sucks big time

God:

At least it is improving all the time.

Me:

shit, you are all the same

God:

You used a colloquial expression.  Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me:

And I thought I was the only high git in this computer

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