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Femeia Internet :P

 

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Femeia INTERNET: O femeie pe care o poti accesa greu.

Femeia SERVER: Femeia care este tot timpul ocupata.

Femeia POWERPOINT: Numai Bill Gates vrea sa o foloseasca mai mult de 30 de minute.

Femeia WORD: Are de fiecare data o supriza pentru tine si nimeni din lume nu o cunoaste in totalitate.

Femeia EXCEL: Se spune ca poate sa faca o gramada de lucruri, dar o folosesti doar la chestii simple.

Femeia D.O.S.: Oricine a avut-o pe vremuri si nimeni n-o mai vrea.

Femeia BACKUP:Crezi ca are mereu ceea ce iti trebuie, dar cand vine ora X vezi ca mereu a avut cate ceva lipsa din ceea ce iti trebuia.

Femeia VIRUS: Cunoscuta si ca "sotie". Cand nu te astepti te trezesti cu ea pe cap, se instaleaza singura si mananca toate resursele. Daca vrei sa o dezinstalezi o sa pierzi unele chestii, daca nu incerci o sa pierzi totul.

Femeia SCAN DISK: Tu stii ca e buna si ca vrea sa te ajute, dar niciodata nu stii cu adevarat ce face ca sa te ajute.

Femeia SCREEN SAVER: Nu e buna la nimic, dar macar este distractiva.

Femeia RAM: Uita mereu tot ce ai spus dupa ce o deconectezi.

Femeia HARD DISK: Memoreaza totul pentru totdeauna.

Femeia MULTIMEDIA: Face lucrurile urate sa para frumoase.

Femeia MICROSOFT: Vrea sa fie stapana peste toti barbatii care ii intalneste si incearca sa ii convinga pe toti ca ea este cel mai bun lucru pentru ei. Va face orice ca sa te certi cu alte femei si spune ca vei avea tot ce iti doresti daca ii dai agenda. Va veni o zi in care o sa ii ceri voie sa deschizi frigiderul.

Femeia PASSWORD:Crezi ca numai tu o cunosti, dar in realitate o stie toata lumea.

Femeia MP3: Toti vor sa o ia.

Femeia USER: Strica tot ce face si mereu vrea mai mult decat ii trebuie.

Femeia MONITOR: Iti face viata sa fie mai stralucitoare.

Femeia CD-ROM: e mereu mai rapida si mai rapida.

Femeia DATA WARE HOUSING: Te tine la curent cu orice se intampla exceptand ceea ce te intereseaza cel mai tare.

Femeia E-MAIL: Din 10 lucruri care le zice 8 sunt tampenii.

Posted

Nu le acceptam scuzele, ni se rupe de ei

Ca nu facem muzica cu gandu la lei

Si nu le acceptam parerea, nimic nu ne leaga

N-au trait ca no sa poata sa ne inteleaga

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