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An orc was in dire need of some money and decided to go do some farming. He was hacking away furiously, slaughtering the might elpy. He was about to deal a killing blow to his underestimated foe when an arrow came out of nowhere and took his prized kill. The orc turned, his pride and honor attacked, and sees an elf archer.

 

The archer says: "Ha! Don't even try it orcie I'll run back and kill you before you can even touch me!"

 

The orc just stood there and didn't say anything.

 

The Elf gets frustrated that the orc isn't challenging him: "What, are you too stupid to talk!"

 

Again, the orc just stands there. A few minutes pass by and suddenly the Elf Archer drops down dead.

 

A fellow orc who was nearby comes up and says:"Wow, how did you do that. You didn't even do anything!"

 

The orc replies:"Well, I ate a poisoned mushroom earlier, and my stomach has been killing me. I farted and I guess the wind carried the poison to the Elf."

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In days past, a dwarf told his king that he, too, wanted to be a knight. Too small, said the king. But the determined dwarf went about the kingdom, catching bandits and rescuing maidens, until the news got back to the king. "All right," said the king. "I dub thee knight."

 

Special miniature armor was hammered out for him. A galley knife was honed into a sword. But no strider little enough was found. So the king substituted a large shaggy dog. And the dwarf went forth again to do good.

 

A terrible rainstorm came up. The dwarf rode to a nearby inn. But the innkeeper said there was no more room. The dwarf pointed out how little space he'd take up. The innkeeper looked him over, and his mount, too, both soaked to the skin, and finally said, "Come on in. We'll find a spot for you. I couldn't send a knight out on a dog like this."  :D

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I searched and liked this one :D

 

An orc was in dire need of some money and decided to go do some farming. He was hacking away furiously, slaughtering the might elpy. He was about to deal a killing blow to his underestimated foe when an arrow came out of nowhere and took his prized kill. The orc turned, his pride and honor attacked, and sees an elf archer.

 

The archer says: "Ha! Don't even try it orcie I'll run back and kill you before you can even touch me!"

 

The orc just stood there and didn't say anything.

 

The Elf gets frustrated that the orc isn't challenging him: "What, are you too stupid to talk!"

 

Again, the orc just stands there. A few minutes pass by and suddenly the Elf Archer drops down dead.

 

A fellow orc who was nearby comes up and says:"Wow, how did you do that. You didn't even do anything!"

 

The orc replies:"Well, I ate a poisoned mushroom earlier, and my stomach has been killing me. I farted and I guess the wind carried the poison to the Elf."

haha lol. Post more jokes.
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Orc was fishing. He caught a golden fish.

Fish said if you release me, your wish will come true.

Orc  said that he wanted 111kkk Adena, D grade weapons, D armors. fish said that it was impossible.

Ok said Orc.

I wish my wife be the most beautiful woman in the world....

The Golden Fish said  what was your 1st wish?

:D:D

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Orc was fishing. He caught a golden fish.

Fish said if you release me, your wish will come true.

Orc  said that he wanted 111kkk Adena, D grade weapons, D armors. fish said that it was impossible.

Ok said Orc.

I wish my wife be the most beautiful woman in the world....

The Golden Fish said  what was your 1st wish?

:D:D

hahaha lol.. It reminds me a Greek joke

 

 

what do u get when u cross 20 000 LE archers and 10 000 DE Assasins ?

 

 

30 000 Chinese people

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haha funny !

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an elf and a little dwarf girl walk up to a guys only club, the elf walks in just fine but the bodyguard stops the dwarf. "Im sorry, guys only in here" the dwarf looks at him and goes "you let the elf in though!"

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haha funny !

here is 1

an elf and a little dwarf girl walk up to a guys only club, the elf walks in just fine but the bodyguard stops the dwarf. "Im sorry, guys only in here" the dwarf looks at him and goes "you let the elf in though!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH freaking Awesome!!! hahahaha Really that facking Jokes Rocks!!

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haha funny !

here is 1

an elf and a little dwarf girl walk up to a guys only club, the elf walks in just fine but the bodyguard stops the dwarf. "Im sorry, guys only in here" the dwarf looks at him and goes "you let the elf in though!"

Liked that :D

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