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You: hi

Stranger: yes

You: hi dude

Stranger: yes

You: yes what ?

Stranger: im answering you

You: i told you hi and you told me yes where the fuck is the question?

Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2jafae1&s=3&tag=girls%2Cboobs&hid=1

Stranger: here have tits

You: this girl is ugly

Stranger: picky arent we

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Did you just noticed omegle? I've been using it for over 6months to make fun of people.

 

yeah!! and thanks to mpj123 who posted this web on ltwonet.com!!!!!! its awesome xD

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Oh noes...99% of the people there are looking

for cyber sex lol.

 

Stranger: hi.boy or girl?

You: Shemale

Stranger: age?

You: 99

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Anyway, i spooken with a girl who was pregrant seventeen years old o_O .

 

 

Edit : Check my new conversation .

You: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ?

Stranger: who the fuck do you thinku are

You: IMA GOD

You: That's who i think am I

You: A god

You: Who you think YOU are ? Talking to gods like this...

Stranger: i m saten

Stranger: get it

You: Saten eh ?

You: And wtf you want from me ?

Stranger: what you got ?

Stranger: huh!

You: So much time to type 3 words ?

You: Oh noes

You: I'l grant you super typing speed

You: So you will type like a real person

You: Not like an ape

Stranger: grant it to your dad bitch

You: I don't have a dad meng

You: IM GOD

You: GOD IS ORPHAN

Stranger: says who?

You: The god just said it FFS

You: I said it = im the fucking god = god said it

You: Simple...for humans not for apes

 

 

 

 

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ok afto itane gelio xDD

You: you are girl?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i' m girl

You: u whana have sex?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.]

 

 

WARNING

this Site Its not BOT its real PPL i got one girl 27 years old at my msn from ther xD

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its not what i searched ( http://www.maxcheaters.com/forum/index.php?topic=78380.0) but... its fun xD

 

You: hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: m/f?

You: m

You: u?

Stranger: cool im a female;)

You: great

You: :)

Stranger: hw big is ur dick hottie;)

You: where are you from

You: xD how old are you sweety?

Stranger: im 18

You: im 16 :/

Stranger: cool i like younger boys;)

You: :D

You: and i like hot chicks

Stranger: im pretty hot;D

 

xD

 

no no look that... :

You: F?

Stranger: M

Stranger: F?

You: no

You: wtf?

You: xD

Stranger: ........

Stranger: Wanna jerk off together?

Stranger: xD

You: wtf?

You: xD

Stranger: I cum to your house

Stranger: and we pull each others pants down

Stranger: watch some porn

Stranger: get hard

Stranger: then we jerk

Stranger: then your hand slips onto my dick

Stranger: and he jerk me off

Stranger: then I suck you off

Stranger: then we turn gay

Stranger: :3

You: O,o

Stranger: STORY OF MY LIFE

Stranger: xDDDDDDd

Stranger: rofl

You: are you gay?

Stranger: no lol

Stranger: r u?

You: no!!!

You: that what is that

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You: hi

Stranger: listen bitch

Stranger: lol

Stranger: nm

You: wtf? :O

You: xD

Stranger: \o/

Stranger: oh hai

You: whats up nigga :D

Stranger: eh

Stranger: I dont do much

Stranger: im a bulimic though

Stranger: its cool

You: what is bulimic? :D

Stranger: i eat stuff

Stranger: then throw up

Stranger: so i dont gain weight

You: wtf :D

Stranger: ya

Stranger: i have mega cool points

Stranger: and lots of street credit now

You: ??!!?? :D

You: anyway m or f? :D

Stranger: hurry up and pressenter

Stranger: press

Stranger: enter

Stranger: NOW

Stranger: HURRY

You: xD

Stranger: HEY PRESSENTER

Stranger: you are so slow

You: and? :DxD

Stranger: where do you come from

Stranger: turkey

Stranger: or istanbul

You: no O,o

You: why turkey :D

Stranger: if you are from sweden i cant talk with you

Stranger: because I hate them damn swedes

You: i am not wtf "D

You: :D

Stranger: what are you then

You: bulgaria xD

Stranger: thats so scary

You: and where are you from strange stranger

Stranger: bulgarians dont like me

You: why??!!? :D

Stranger: im from the usa

You: cool xD

Stranger: usa is terrible

Stranger: there are fat people everywhere

You: why?

Stranger: and peole feed their babies cows milk froma microwave oven

Stranger: its toxic

Stranger: what 'tards

You: ahaaa

You: and why are you telling me all that?

You: ...?

Stranger: idk

Stranger: you dont like me now

Stranger: because im american and you dont like americans

You: no O,o

You: xD

You: are you ok?

You: hey???!?!?

Stranger: what

Stranger: im here

Stranger: what

Stranger: you dont like americans

You: no

You: but are you drunk?

Stranger: im going to cry now

Stranger: no

Stranger: im 17

Stranger: i dont drink alcohol

You: why will you cry?

You: so are you taking something other?

You: ...

You: why are you so slow?

 

and that was all :D

 

OMG i am sick of laughing xD so many stupid ppl there xD i dont know to cry from laughing or to laugh :D

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: wazzu

You: p

Stranger: nothing much you

You: i try to sleep

Stranger: i dont think being on omegle will help with thatl

You: m/f/?

Stranger: f

You: o.O

You: nice

You: from?

Stranger: i think thats the first time i ever got a 'nice' from being a female

Stranger: PA

Stranger: you

You: Romania

You: yea cuz i am boy and i respect girl's

You: :)

Stranger: thats good.

You: so how old ar you?

Stranger: 18

Stranger: how old are you

You: 22

Stranger: thats cool.

You: yeep

You: pa=? pakistan?

You: or?;-??

Stranger: no, haha.

Stranger: Pennsylvania

You: :-s

You: aaa

Stranger: in the US.

You: is nice there..

Stranger: its alright, its incredibly dull.

Stranger: hows romania? i always wanted to visit there and russia.

You: yea romania.....hmm have alot of nice girl's and alot of drink xD

You: and manny nice plance

You: :)

Stranger: my friend is going to romania soon, shes part of the peace core

You: o.O that will be great

You: u have bf?

Stranger: yeah i do

You: and you talk with stranger?

You: xD

Stranger: eh, its whatevz.

You: at 5:17 Am

Stranger: its only 10:17 PM here.

Stranger: so its not as weird.

You: yea

Stranger: im not prohibited from talking to strangers merely because i have a boyfriend! XD

You: i am sry for my english.. but now i start to learn

You: so..

Stranger: its cool!

Stranger: i wish i knew a cool language other than english

You: yea try romanian

You: hi - sal

You: :)

Stranger: i was trying to learn russian for a while, but its too hard haha

You: yea rusian and chineze

You: xD

You: you have msn /yahoo / skype? :) i wanna see you :)

Stranger: UM, i have msn, i think? idk. haha. i think i made an account forever ago

You: xD

You: haha .. is funny?

You: ..:|

Stranger: haha is like laughing. :D

You: i know

Stranger: ah, no i dont an MSN account anymore

Stranger: i cant find it on my computer

You: :)) you forgot it?:))

Stranger: yeah, it was a really long time ago, if i ever made one at all

You: i can put here hi5 / myspace?

You: too see me?! :)

Stranger: whats hi5? but yeah, you can post links and stuff. i think? im not sure, i havent used omegle long

You: for me is frist time

You: when i use it

You: xD

You: hmm lets start

You: hi5 = is like myspace

You: with photo

You: and coment

Stranger: oh okay.

Stranger: ive never heard of it.

You: claudiu1988.hi5 . com

You: http://claudiu1988.hi5.com

You: btw i am ugly xD

You: :))

Stranger: aw. no your not!

You: ty

Stranger: your welcome

You: so.. open 1 subject

You: like.. what kind of muzic u like?

Stranger: since i dont have a hi5 accountt...heres just a link to my face! http://i29.tinypic.com/xcnade.jpg

Stranger: um, i like pretty much everything to be honest. i like metal, punk, pop, country. haha

You: hehe u ar pretty

Stranger: thanks

You: i like hip-hop / hardstyle

You: technobase

You: :)

Stranger: yeah, i like hip hop, ill listen to anything really

You: that nice

You: but in romania we have 1 specific muzic

You: from here

You: :)

You: Name Manele... if you wanna see

You: go in youtube and search Manele Song :))

You: i dont like it..

You: xd

Stranger: haha, okay.

You: ok pretty Stranger laddy... i go to sleeap.. good luck with this chat and have fun..:)

You: a btw

You: my name is claudiu :)

Stranger: my name is kelsey!

Stranger: it was good meeting you :D

You: claudiu - claus :)

You: me too

Stranger: good night and sweet dreams! :D

You: ty ;)

Stranger: night :D

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here is mine

 

Stranger: HI!

You: hey

Stranger: how're you today?

You: fine what about you?

Stranger: good

You: are u m or f?

Stranger: both.

Stranger: heh

You: lawl by?

You: :D

Stranger: not really

Stranger: male.

Stranger: you?

You: me too

Stranger: ah..

Stranger: i see

Stranger: what country are you in?

You: Greece

Stranger: WOAHHHH

Stranger: tighhhhttttt

You: lol

You: and u>

You: ?*

Stranger: the US.

You: us ftw

Stranger: i haven't talked to anyone on here

Stranger: thats in the US.

You: i have, lol but i dont have speak with someone who live in Greece.

Stranger: ah..

Stranger: i see

You: And what's your name?

Stranger: howard

Stranger: yours?

You: Sotos

Stranger: wow.

Stranger: i wish

Stranger: i had a name like that.

You: lol, xP thx you

Stranger: age?

You: but i like yours too

You: i am 16

You: So, how old are u Howard?

Stranger: 30.

Stranger: -15.

Stranger: :)

You: i am not good in maths ;P

You: kidding

You: Do you play any online game?

You: or do you see WWE?

You: <3

Stranger: WWE?

Stranger: as in wrestling?

You: ye

Stranger: nahh

Stranger: im more of a tennis dude.

You: ah ok didnt knew.

Stranger: its alright

Stranger: you like tennis?

You: ye i am playing in school some times

Stranger: ohhh

Stranger: have you been watching the us opens?

You: nope :/

Stranger: aww.

Stranger: its pretty nice

Stranger: 17 year old girl beat sharapova and petrova.

You: lol

Stranger: she's pretty good.

You: ye

Stranger: they're ranked 31 and 13..

Stranger: what games do you play?

You: Hmm, basketball

You: is my favourite sport/hobby

You: i am pretty lucky :D

Stranger: ah..

You: on this sport

Stranger: yeahh

Stranger: i play basketball with my friends

Stranger: they're all pretty tall

Stranger: so i get blocked a lot

You: haha, i have sometimes the same problem

You: i am playing with bigger guys :/

Stranger: how tall are you?

You: hmm, i think that you will not understand

Stranger: try me

Stranger: i'll convert

You: okay,

You: 1.80

Stranger: so

Stranger: you're 5' 10"

Stranger: thats not too bad

You: and you?

Stranger: 1.70

Stranger: about.

Stranger: ish

You: ah okey

Stranger: you're much taller than i am

You: hmm i cant see big difference

You: anyhow np

You: :)

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: so, you're high school?

Stranger: or does it go by a different name in greece?

You: it's a different name i think anyhow i have still 3 years of school

Stranger: oh

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: i have, 3 more years

Stranger: including this one

You: basicaly 2 xD

Stranger: ah..

Stranger: but then

Stranger: for me

Stranger: its 4 years of college

Stranger: then like

Stranger: 8-10 years in medical school.

You: So,you will be a doctor?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i wanna specialize

Stranger: in something though.

You: i will be a programmer ;)

Stranger: ohhh

You: i dont know exactly how many years it want

Stranger: niceee

Stranger: probably

Stranger: not as many as a doctor

You: ye

You: but good choice

You: i wanted to be a wrestler :P but it's impossible xD

You: kidding

You: Anyhow, college there is something like private school or i am wrong?

Stranger: uhhh

Stranger: yeahh

Stranger: its like

Stranger: after your 12 years of mandatory education

Stranger: you can apply to colleges, which can further your learning

Stranger: and earn degrees and such.

You: oh

You: i want to come there!

Stranger: greece doesn't have college?

You: here in Greece we dont have colleges :>

You: nope

Stranger: maybe its called an university?

You: nope xD

You: nothing here

Stranger: woah

Stranger: thats

Stranger: different.

Stranger: hmmm

You: i know

You: that why someone told be

You: in Greece you will go only for vacations :D

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: from the pictures

Stranger: i looks like beautiful country

Stranger: *it

You: it's :)

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: what part do you live in?

You: In an island :D

You: of Greece

You: it's pretty beatiful here

Stranger: im sure it is.

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: what timezone are you in??

You: i am not sure ;p

You: but it's 3:08 am right now

You: i think that the time there is 2:00 am right?

Stranger: uhh

Stranger: its 7:09 pm.

Stranger: you're up pretty late

You: oh fvck xd

You: ye i know

You: i dont want to sleep early when i have vacation

You: In friday my school opens :(

Stranger: oh...

Stranger: wow.

Stranger: i've already had two weeks of school.

Stranger: you're very lucky.

You: lol

You: didnt knew that,

You: ye then i am :D

Stranger: haha

Stranger: wait

Stranger: let me rephrase

You: okay,

Stranger: i've already had a FORTNIGHT of school

Stranger: heh.

Stranger: always wanted to use that word.

You: lawl

You: well, how many hours are u in school each day?

Stranger: about

Stranger: 8, tennis pracice is about 2 more hours

Stranger: *practice.

You: i am 7-8 hours in school each day

You: but we dont have practice on tennis :D

Stranger: i like tennis

Stranger: so its no big deal

You: ye i know

You: but tennis is something like lesson for you?

Stranger: its a class

You: ah okay

Stranger: i have 7 classes a day

Stranger: each are about 50 minutes.

You: ok

You: we have one lesson about 50 minutes

You: 7-8 lessons each day

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: do you switch classrooms?

You: nope

Stranger: ah..

Stranger: i see

Stranger: i switch classes

You: each hour?

Stranger: i have 7 different teachers

Stranger: yeah

You: lol

Stranger: 5 minute passing period

You: well, we have different teachers but we dont change class

You: anyhow

Stranger: ohhhh

Stranger: this website

Stranger: is really helping me

Stranger: not be ignorant

Stranger: of other cultures

Stranger: i love it.

You: ^^

 

 

i shared only one part :P

 

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axaxaxxaax

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!

Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA

You: ROFL

Stranger: You should be dead.

You: yeah

You: xD

Stranger: Harry potter fan art tho?

Stranger: thou*

You: l0l maniac ? o.O

Stranger: me. or you?

You: you

Stranger: oh

Stranger: thanks.

You: np...wtf ...

You: :D

Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA!

 

I type "b00m" and the ppl got disconnected loool i`m mage +25 arcana :D:D:D:

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