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Μια μέρα η γειτόνισσα του Τοτού, τον παρακάλεσε να της φυλάξει τα νεογέννητα πεντάδυμά της.

Όταν γυρίζει η γυναίκα ο Τοτός τη ρωτάει, πως μπορεί και ξεχωρίζει τα πεντάδυμα, μεταξύ τους.

- Τοτό μου, αυτό είναι αδύνατον και για μένα που είμαι η μάνα τους! Για αυτό και τα ντύνω με διαφορετικά χρώματα ρούχα. Το ένα πράσινο, το άλλο γαλάζιο, το άλλο κίτρινο, το άλλο κόκκινο, το άλλο πορτοκαλί...

- Και όμως εγώ βρήκα τρόπο ... Όταν τα χτυπάς στο κεφάλι, βγάζουν διαφορετικό ήχο!

 

trol

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Ti exei i mikri Annoula pou den exoun ta alla paidia?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Karkino..

 

palio =p

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Αντε τώρα να εξηγήσω στη γιαγιά ότι δεν χάλασα εγώ ΕΤ1 , ΝΕΤ και ΕΤ3....ακόμα δεν με έχει πιστέψει για το ALTER!!!

 

λελ

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Αντε τώρα να εξηγήσω στη γιαγιά ότι δεν χάλασα εγώ ΕΤ1 , ΝΕΤ και ΕΤ3....ακόμα δεν με έχει πιστέψει για το ALTER!!!

 

λελ

hahahahahahha  :troll:

 

- Τι κοινό έχει ο τεμπέλης με την διοξίνη;

- Κι ο τεμπέλης δύο ξύνει!

lol :P

Posted

Perpataei enas tipos stin zougla gimnos, opote ton blepei enas elefantas kai ton rotaei:

- Kala pos mporeis kai anapneeis me auto to pragma???

Posted

Liga Chuck Norris tora(kserw ta perisotera einai gnosta apla egw dn ta eixa ksanakousei):

 

- O Chuck Norris einai o monos pou mpenei se zaxaroplastio kai agorazei oneira glika.

 

- O Chuck Norris exei proponisei omada aimatos.

 

- O Chuck Norris kanei gargares me meli.

 

- O Chuck Norris exei arrostisei tin sokolata igias.

 

- Otan o Chuck Norris exei genethlia o Xristos bgenei na pei ta kalanta.

 

- O Chuck Norris gelaei kalitera apo ton telefteo.

 

Anoigei o Chuck Norris to psigio tou kai blepei enan zele na tremei:

- Min fobase, mia mpira tha parw.

 

Kai ena akiro:

 

- O Mitropanos gnorise epitelous ton Steve Jobs kai emathe ti lene ta computers kai oi arithmoi.

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πλακα πλακα το κωλομαλακοχανειο τους εχει γαμησει ολους ρε φιλε .. κάποιος πρέπει να γαμήσει και αυτόν που το εχει ;p

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ALTER: Κλείσε

ΕΡΤ: Οχι,εσύ κλείσε.

ALTER: Κλείσε

ΕΡΤ: Οχι,εσύ κλείσε.

ALTER: Κλείσε

ΕΡΤ: Οχι,εσύ κλείσε.

ALTER: Εσύ κλείσε.

ΕΡΤ: Εεεελα εσύ κλείσε.

ALTER: Όχι, πρώτα εσύ

ΕΡΤ: Οχι, εσύ κλείσε πρώτα.

 

Κι έκλεισαν αυτοί καλά και ζήσαμε εμείς καλύτερα.

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- Το φύλλο σας γραψτε στην αιτηση..

- Τι φίλο?

- Κανταΐφι... Το φύλλο σας κυριε! Δεν έχετε φύλλο?

- Έχω τον Αργύρη..

- Ρε φιλε, το "φι" με ύψιλον όχι με γιώτα ! Το γιώτα είναι άλλο..

- ΤOYOTA είναι αυτοκίνητο...

-ΑΝΤΕ ΓΑΜΗΣΟΥ ΜΕΣΗΜΕΡΙΑΤΙΚΑ...!!!

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