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Άναψα 1 κερί στις 12:00 ακριβώς

μπροστά στον καθρέφτη.

Εμφανίζεται μια μορφή, και της λέω:

-Πως σε λένε;

-Σιγά μη σου πω!!

-Γιατί;

-Γιατί έτσι!

(Ηταν πνεύμα αντιλογίας)

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Είδα στον ύπνο μου ότι πηγα στα Σφακια μετά στο Ηράκλειο και από εκεί στο Ρέθυμνο και πάλι πίσω... Πρέπει να το τσεκαρω στον ΟνειροΚρήτη..

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Είδα στον ύπνο μου ότι πηγα στα Σφακια μετά στο Ηράκλειο και από εκεί στο Ρέθυμνο και πάλι πίσω... Πρέπει να το τσεκαρω στον ΟνειροΚρήτη..

:poker face:
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Γραφει ο αλλος: "Θελω καποια να την φωναζω Μικρη μου ♥ ♥ "

Του απανταω "Εχεις το πουλι σου"

Με εσβησε..

 

:happyforever:

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Γραφει ο αλλος: "Θελω καποια να την φωναζω Μικρη μου ♥ ♥ "

Του απανταω "Εχεις το πουλι σου"

 

:happyforever:

3exases na peis oti se ekane delete :P
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-Ρε συ,είχα φάει σκόρδο χθες και μύριζα. Mετά φίλησα τη Ζωή και μύριζε κι αυτή σκόρδο.

-Ε λογικό ρε. H Ζωή έχει τη γεύση που της δίνεις..

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Η αμήχανη στιγμή που μπαίνεις σε πετ σόπ, και ρωτάς την πωλήτρια αν έχει κολάρα...

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Μπαίνει ένας τύπος σε ένα Pet shop και αφήνει μια βόμβα στο πάτωμα και φωνάζει "Έχετε 1 λεπτό να βγείτε έξω μέχρι να σκάσει η βόμβα" και ακούγεται η χελώνα από το βάθος "Ε γαμώ τη μάνα σου..."

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