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I leksi itan satiriki...Afou outos I allos se autes tis periptoseis afou to gamiseis to skotoneis kiolas to antikeimeno gia na mi milisei (den eimai o pateras tis na tis dimiourgiso sunexomeno fovo)...

 

 

 

Το κατάλαβα ότι ήταν σατυρική η λέξη και εγώ σε ανάλογο τόνο απάντησα. Απλά Αρχηγέ τις γαμάμε και μετά στα σκουπίδια τέλος.

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To prwto post sou p me kane k gelasa.wraios.

 

Epi tou 8ematos...gamas re malaka?

Eipame oxi, mori poutsompola (auti pou mpoliazetai me poutses)... Prepei na ka(ta)ulo(stro)so sxedio leme...

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Δεν ξέρω ποιο σκατόζωο από εδώ μέσα κάνει ddos αλλά να το σταματήσει επιτέλους. Όχι τίποτα άλλο πέφτει το ρεύμα της γειτόνισσας κάθε 3 και λίγο 

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Δεν ξέρω ποιο σκατόζωο από εδώ μέσα κάνει ddos αλλά να το σταματήσει επιτέλους. Όχι τίποτα άλλο πέφτει το ρεύμα της γειτόνισσας κάθε 3 και λίγο 

to reuma pou kolaei?

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to reuma pou kolaei?

Κλέβει internet, το ρούτερ καταναλώνει παραπάνω ρεύμα για να αντεπεξέλθει και παθαίνει βραχυκύκλωμα το κύκλωμα.

 

Ξέρω γω.

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Telikos apodeiknuetai oti ektos apo uperanthropi psoli exo kai uperanthropa sukotia, re malaka mou... Pairno (xoris koka) 5 imovane (upnotika) stis 6 giati ksupnisa proora, anameno mexri tis 8.30... Teleios nifalios... Oute nusta oute tipotis... Opote skao 7 stedon meta kai anameno na drasoun tora... Logika tha drasoun giati stedon den apairna polla edo kai polu kairo, kathos ta eixa antikatastisei me polu dunatotera allis ousias... Epomenos stin drastiki ousia tou stedon (paradoksos, omoios me autin ton proanaferthenton arxidoxapion) den prepei na uparxei idiaiteri anoxi kai na me koimisoun se ligo... I na me ksetsitosoun arketa gia na koimitho... Ta pira kata tis enniamisi, ta apotelesmata tha ta doume kata tis 10:30 - 11:00...

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Telikos apodeiknuetai oti ektos apo uperanthropi psoli exo kai uperanthropa sukotia, re malaka mou... Pairno (xoris koka) 5 imovane (upnotika) stis 6 giati ksupnisa proora, anameno mexri tis 8.30... Teleios nifalios... Oute nusta oute tipotis... Opote skao 7 stedon meta kai anameno na drasoun tora... Logika tha drasoun giati stedon den apairna polla edo kai polu kairo, kathos ta eixa antikatastisei me polu dunatotera allis ousias... Epomenos stin drastiki ousia tou stedon (paradoksos, omoios me autin ton proanaferthenton arxidoxapion) den prepei na uparxei idiaiteri anoxi kai na me koimisoun se ligo... I na me ksetsitosoun arketa gia na koimitho... Ta pira kata tis enniamisi, ta apotelesmata tha ta doume kata tis 10:30 - 11:00...

Τι σου έχει διαγνωστεί και σου γράφει συνέχεια ο γιατρός σου ηρεμιστικά;

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Τι σου έχει διαγνωστεί και σου γράφει συνέχεια ο γιατρός σου ηρεμιστικά;

Episimos? Toksikomania apo koka kai preza kai alkoolismos... Sti pragmatikotita, o alkoolismos kai i kokanoposi isxuoun, alla ennoeitai ta xapia den ta pairno gia na kopso kati ap' ta duo... Kata ta alla tipota ektos tis udrofovias kai peiromanias... Gia koinoneiopatheia kai psuxopatheia den to xoume psaksei... Genikos o psuxiatros gia mena einai san psilikatzidiko... "Garson! Piase ena Concerta kai ena Lonalgal..."

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Episimos? Toksikomania apo koka kai preza kai alkoolismos... Sti pragmatikotita, o alkoolismos kai i kokanoposi isxuoun, alla ennoeitai ta xapia den ta pairno gia na kopso kati ap' ta duo... Kata ta alla tipota ektos ektos tis udrofovias kai peiromanias... Gia koinoneiopatheia kai psuxopatheia den to xoume psaksei... Genikos o psuxiatros gia mena einai san psilikatzidiko... "Garson! Piase ena Concerta kai ena Lonalgal..."

Ναι κάτι έχω καταλάβει χαχααχαχα

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Ναι κάτι έχω καταλάβει χαχααχαχα

Mi xairesai, ta xo kanonismena me to psuxiatro - logo tou oti eimaste kai sunergates - paradeigma, tou xo eksigisei ta tria stadia methis tou alkool dia ton opoion mporoun na suntagografithoun farmaka pou na antikathistoun auta ta stadia, opos episis kai pos na katalavainei poios asthenis exei elksi pros to alkool logo tis geuseos kai parapleuros logo tis mastouras xoris na to gnorizei, kati pou apaitei alli suntagi... Esena to polu polu na sou grafe kana remeron kai kana stedon ean ton epeithes oti eisai alkoolikos... Kai skas kai ena 70ari ennoeitai gia rantevou, suntagografisi kai agora ton farmakon... Opote ego eimai o alithinos antisustimikos psuxiatros...

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Mi xairesai, ta xo kanonismena me to psuxiatro - logo tou oti eimaste kai sunergates - paradeigma, tou xo eksigisei ta tria stadia methis tou alkool dia ton opoion mporoun na suntagografithoun farmaka pou na antikathistoun auta ta stadia, opos episis kai pos na katalavainei poios asthenis exei elksi pros to alkool logo tis geuseos kai parapleuros logo tis mastouras xoris na to gnorizei, kati pou apaitei alli suntagi... Esena to polu polu na sou grafe kana remeron kai kana stedon ean ton epeithes oti eisai alkoolikos... Kai skas kai ena 70ari ennoeitai gia rantevou, suntagografisi kai agora ton farmakon... Opote ego eimai o alithinos antisustimikos psuxiatros...

Εννοείται εσύ είσαι ο Αρχηγός τα χουμε πει αυτά δεν ήθελα να θέσω θέμα σύγκρισης μεταξύ εμένα και εσένα με παρεξήγησες.

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