I choose each one of them Wisely.
Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and shit it out solved
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
Chuck Norris can bend light with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris is so tough just thinkink about him increases your physical ability.
Chris angel can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim on land.
Chuck Norris can turn the jonas brothers into a non gay-band .
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris is so manly that he lost his virginity before his dad.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
Chuck Norris once shot down a plane with his finger by yelling *bang*
Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird
Chuck Norris must run at least 2 hours per day otherwise the earth will stop spinning.
Chuck Norris doesn't pray at night, he just lays on his bed and he waits for Jesus to pray to him...
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck Norris can get out of a check mate
Chuck Norris doesn't read books.He stares at them until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris is able to sit while standing.
Chuck Norris can eliminate the recycle bin.
Chuck Norrris looked into a mirror but no chuck came out their could only be one chuck norris
Chuck Norris once created a rock so heavy he couldn't even lift it, but then he did anyways.
Chuck Norris Died 10 years ago, but death was too scared to tell him.
When Chuck Norris buys something,the seller gives him money.
When God said,Let there be light.Chuch Norris said, "Say please."
When Chuck Norris pees, it rains.
Little kids sumimes pee there names in snow....chuck norris can pee his name in concrete.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Superman goes to bed with Chuck Norris Pajamas.
They say that when chuck norris does push ups he dosnt go up he pushes the world down