Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
spyros
God:
What's up, spyros.
Me:
i am fine
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
are you god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
:S
God:
:-).
Me:
omg
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
confused :S
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
can u give me 100 euro?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
to buy a computer
God:
How much do you want to pay for it?
Me:
15000 euro
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
plz
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
give me 1 pc
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to play
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
what else?
God:
That's all.
Me:
come to me
God:
Where is to you ?
Me:
greece
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
come to talk near me
God:
Where is to talk near you ?
Me:
shut up :S
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
just
God:
It's only just begun.
Me:
come to greece volos to see you
God:
Where is to greece volos to see me ?
Me:
:@
God:
Where is to greece volos to see me ?
Me:
:@
God:
Where is to greece volos to see me ?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
have you got msn/
God:
No I don't think I have any msn. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
i found it
God:
How did you feel when you found it ?
Me:
unhappy
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
it is not good to say that you are god
God:
Says who?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
you are not god!
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
motherfucker
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
thanks retard bastard
God:
You are quite welcome! By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
do you want to ask me something?
God:
What?
Me:
you wanr
God:
Thanks for telling me: spyros said I wanr.
Me:
you want
God:
Interesting gossip: spyros said I want.
Me:
shut up :@
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
you are a fucking machine
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
sks
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
sks
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
you are fucking retard bastard
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am retard bastard.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
tell your botmaster that you suck
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
EpiC Fail
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
you a fucking idiot mother fucking machine that thinks that he is the god
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
i cant
God:
Why not?
Me:
because you are a fucking machine
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
lick my dick
God:
I do not have a tongue.
Me:
because?
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
lick my dick
God:
I do not have a tongue.
Me:
i will put my dick in your ass
God:
Congratulations.