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  1. ohh,i rly enjoyed that game! Btw 610 ft best flight 1530 ft total distance is good?
  2. Its pretty funny xD Anyway i like a bit better that game you posted before Ty4share!
  3. Thats a sticked Topic which will answer to all of your questions :P http://www.maxcheaters.com/forum/index.php?topic=2158.0 as the topic has no more reason to stay unlocked Topic Locked
  4. chris18

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    Sexual Olympics spacer A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze. "Silver," she said. "Why not gold?" "Because I want you to come second for once!" Redneck Drivers spacer The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident. 89% of the people in 49 states said: ''Oh, shit!'' In Texas 94% said: ''Hold my beer. Watch this.'' The Cross-Eyed Cow spacer One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow's butt, and blew into the tube until the cow's eyes straightened out. The vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went home happy. About a week later, the cow's eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself. So he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cow's butt. The farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. Strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. The hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it in the cow's butt and started to blow. "What are you doing?" asked the farmer, horrified. "Well, I wasn't gonna use the side that YOU had put your lips on." Dear God spacer A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read: Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
  5. hehe,nice thinging of it,but its a bit difficult practicly,WoW graphics differs a lot from la2 ;)
  6. o chris antepitithete!:P Ps.lege me Xristo :D
  7. ' Edo autos me to teleuaito post einai o kaliteros ap olou :D Ps.Tora ego eimai :P
  8. Den mporeis na ton piseis,an nikiseis omos se event mporeis na tou to zitiseis(auto ekana ego ;) )
  9. mas blepoun apo makria kai kanoun shutdown tous servers :D
  10. chris18

    Jokes (EN)

    Tarzan, King of the Elephant Trunk (That one is really LoL ;D) Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not before it rips off Tarzan's arm, eye, and dick. Of course, Tarzan's jungle friends help him out by giving him the parts he needs -- the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a dick. A while later, Cheeta the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him. "Tarzan like. With new eye, can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee." "Why's that?" "It keep taking weeds and shoving in Tarzan's ass." Moms and Their Snooping Three women are discussing their teenage daughters. The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter''s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!" "It gets worse than that," says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!" "Oh, it gets even worse than that," says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter''s room last week and you''ll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms! I didn't even know that she had a penis!" Our Four Sons Four guys went golfing; one went in the clubhouse to pay while the others waited at the first tee. One of the guys says, “I'm so proud of my son. He is a stock broker and he's made enought that he just gave away a huge portfolio.” The next guy said, “I'm so proud of my son. He's a car dealer and he's doing so well, he just gave away a Ferrari.” The third guy says, “I'm so proud of my son. He's got enough money that he just gave away a million-dollar home.” Just as the third guy fininshes talking, the fourth guy joins them and asks, “What are you guys talking about?' “Just about how good our sons are doing,” the three men replied. “Well, my son is doing very well,” says the fourth man, “He's a male stripper and just last week he got a huge portfolio, a Ferrari and a million-dollar home.”
  11. Thevortex bale kana Avatar na s kanoume kai esena kanena doro!:P NotAbastard pare ena signature pou na leei Maxcheaters :D
  12. Oh i would mind,because its fool and annoying in your opinion only :P Ps.see your pms
  13. LoL... kk..you and all of us know very well what you said before about the no grade echants,i stop replying about that :) :D There will be a change and its working,i posted it,i tried it in many servers,i donnot have reason to say lies,i stop replying on this too :D
  14. 1)Well...you are changing what you said before...you said the the no grade weapons CANT be echanted,now you are saying that in fact they can be echanted by gms,and there are no grade scrolls :D :D 2)I'VE NEVER SPOKEN ABOUT GM CORUTION,gms in l2j servers have the right to echant player's wep when him won an event,or give him the reward he want. 2a)I AM NOT SPEAKING ABOUT A SIMPLE NO GRADE WEAPON,a simple no grade weapon doesnt have diference when echanted,but that knife will act like a 30k patk weapon.Noble stop saying things that i have never told. *EDIT* lets end it here...its boring
  15. Well,i want to share something with the others,maybe its worthy or maybe its worthless and maybe doesnt help Mxc go further(In your opinion),but the sure thing is that the share DOESNT kill the forum!!And if you want to laught,then laught,if you dont recognize my try to help the forum,laught freely. Ps. you CAN echant no grade weapons(i am not a fool guy who's saying lies),gms can echant no grade weps,and if the creators unblock the no grade echant you can echant too(i thought you already knew that :O)
  16. Notabastards pare apo mena ena Duo :P :P :P...ap to xilo kalitero to...;D
  17. I said that if you make it somehow +++(i said how i did it) it will act like a 30k patk weapon and not 12...and thats not an already know thing... Yes you have the right to laught,but with something funny,and a custumer's try(even if that try is really bad) is not funny for a Moderator correct me if i am wrong... You are right about that,i just found it funny and wanted to share it in the forum xD
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