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  1. There are already many Topics about HlaPex,and we said that HlaPex dont works anymore. Topic locked to avoid spam.
  2. Press //admin go to Help&Info/gm commands and you will find a command that saves selected players changes ;) (i dont remember that one by heard)
  3. Afou lithike to prob, Topic Locked! Ps.Den afinoume pote alla prosopa na xrisimopioun to diko mas account.
  4. hehehe,orews!!Exei poli plaka!! :)
  5. That guy have one karma reduced for a first warning also.
  6. To problima lithike. Topic Locked!
  7. Se auto to topic grafo pos xereis se pious servers litourgei to HlaPex, http://www.maxcheaters.com/forum/index.php?topic=7413.0
  8. Tpt to idietero,pano kato ligo prin i was the best kai tora I am the best :P ;D
  9. x0a0xa0x0a0x Kai oute prokite na se afiso ;)
  10. Oloi gia desimo eiste! :P Eutixos pou eimai ego na sas xedeso... :)
  11. Gia na boithitheis grigorotera kalitera kanto post sto [Request] General Help section.
  12. I think that a mod have to move it in the [Request] General Help section.
  13. chris18

    Jokes (EN)

    Computer Diagnosis (Rly Lol :D ) One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: "Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better." Lol The Popular Mule A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'" You're So Stupid You're so stupid, you thought a quarterback was a refund. ;D Redneck Bubblebath How does a redneck take a bubblebath? With water, bubblebath liquid and a Jeff Foxworthy CD.
  14. x0ax0a0xa0x0x ;) Δύο φίλοι Δυο φίλοι συζητούν για τις γυναίκες τους: - "Δεν μου λες", λέει ο ένας, "η γυναίκα σου είναι καλή στο κρεββάτι;" - "Τι να σου πω", λέει ο άλλος, "άλλοι λένε ναι, άλλοι λένε όχι..." Το πένθος... Μπαίνει κάποιος σε ένα μπαρ και βλέπει έναν παλιό του φίλο να κάθεται ολομόναχος και να τα πίνει. Τον πλησιάζει λοιπόν: - "Τι έχεις, βρε Μανώλη; Φαίνεσαι χάλια!" - "Τι να `χω; Τον περασμένο Μάρτιο πέθανε η μάνα μου και μου άφησε 1.000.000 δρχ." - "Συλλυπητήρια, βρε παιδί μου..." - "Αργότερα, τον Απρίλιο πέθανε ο πατέρας μου και μου άφησε 20.000.000 δρχ." - "Τρομερό! Να χάσεις και τους δυο γονείς σου σε δυο μήνες! Πως να μην είσαι χάλια..." - "Ύστερα, τον περασμένο μήνα πέθανε και η θεία μου και μου άφησε 10.000.000 δρχ." - "Να χάσεις τρία μέλη της οικογένειάς σου σε τόσο μικρό χρονικό διάστημα! Είναι φοβερό!" - "Και αυτό το μήνα... τίποτα!"
  15. Deathbringer's karma is reduced by 1 for a first warning. Ty for reporting him ;)
  16. That's a section to report exploits,if you dont know how he did it and you are trying to find out,post it in the [Request] Exploits Help section. Edit By Noble: Topic Moved And Unlocked
  17. Karma you are right in that,i forgot to give the source www.lineage.pmfun.com
  18. That Topic is for players who speaks English! Doesnt matter if you are from czech,from turkey or anywhere else,if you speak english then vote freely ;D
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