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Eight Words with two Meanings ============================= 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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007 The British Secret Service is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. "Do you love your wife?" "Yes I do, Sir." "Do you love your country?" "Yes I do, Sir." "What do you love more, your wife or your country?" "My country, Sir." "Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next room and kill her." The man goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5 minutes. He comes back, with his tie loosened and he is all sweaty. He puts down the gun and leaves. The second guy comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him the same questions, and the responses are the same. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy puts the gun down and says "I can't do it..." The third guy comes in, same scenario. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes into the room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! This is following by a bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few minutes. The guy comes out of the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on the table. The interviewer looks at him and says "What happened?!?!" "The gun you gave me was filled with blanks so I had to strangle the bitch!"

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Den nomizo oti o Karma kanontas auto thelei na ginei gold member i na glipsei...gold member ginesai giati boithas ton server oxi giati postareis animations.Episis thano prepei na xereis oti exeis to dikaioma na peis ti gnomi sou(an s arese i oxi),alla dn exeis to dikaioma na prosbaleis.An nomizeis oti to ekane gia na ginei gold member i otidipote allo kalitera min apantas katholou.

HALLOWEEN HUMOR A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827. Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him. By the time they arrive back at the grave, the music has changed. This time it is the Seventh Symphony, but like the previous piece, it is being played backward. Curious, the men agree to consult a music scholar. When they return with the expert, the Fifth Symphony is playing, again backward. The expert notices that the symphonies are being played in the reverse order in which they were composed, the 9th, then the 7th, then the 5th. By the next day the word has spread and a throng has gathered around the grave. They are all listening to the Second Symphony being played backward. Just then the graveyard's caretaker ambles up to the group. Someone in the crowd asks him if he has an explanation for the music. "Oh, it's nothing to worry about" says the caretaker. "He's just decomposing!" One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky" in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more. "Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep several minutes ago?" I asked. "Yes," he replied, "but now I'm Rocky II." What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? He was repossessed.

A priest getting ready to hear confessions duddenly realized that he desparately had to go to the bathroom. He looked outside the confessional and saw the janitor walking by. He pulled him aside and said: "Look, I really gotta go to the bathroom, but people are lining up for confession. Could you take over for a few minutes?" The janitor began to protest, but the priest said: "Look, its easy. I have the sins and give them penance. No one will know it's you in there" The janitor agreed and took his place in the confessional. The first parishioner entered the confessional and began "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have commited adultery." The janitor looked on the chart and found "Adultery - 20 Hail Mary". He mumbled some forgiveness sounding words and told the parishioner to say 20 Hail Marys. The parishioner thanked him and left. The janitor breathed a sign of relief. The second parishioner entered the confessional and began "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have used the Lord's name in vain." The janitor looked down the list "Lord's name in vail - 5 Hail Marys", and assigned them. The janitor thought "Hey, I can do this. I just might get away with it!" The third parishioner entered and began, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have engaged in anal sex." The janitor consulted his chart, but could find neither "Anal Sex" nor "Sex, Anal". He began to get worried. He looked out of the confessional and spied an altar walking by. He motioned the boy over. In a hushed voice, he said "Tell me something kid, what does the priest give for anal sex?". The altar boy looked him quizzically and said, "Well, two twinkies and a glass of milk." Three friends - Aboriginal, Jew and Australian, spend each night together drinking beer in an outback pub. One night as they're leaving, a road-train comes through the town and kills all three. The next day, the publican is surprised to see the Australian - who assumed dead - walked through the door. The Australian tells him, "Well, we were all killed, but when we got to the pearly gates, St. Peter said we could come back to earth if we pay him $20." "Well, obviously, you paid up, but what happened to your friends?" "The jew's trying to haggle him down to $10, and the aboriginal is trying to convince him that the government will pay for it." This little 6 year old girl comes running home all distressed and howling her head off. Her mother, finally gets it out of her between the bawling, that her daughter has been raped. The mother settles the little girl down, enough to get her to the police station, to report this horrible act. At the police station, the sergent interviewing the little girl, asks as nicely as he can: "Could you please tell me what the nasty man did, so we can get him?" The little girl sobs "Yeah, I'll try sniff, sniff" Policeman: "Righto then what's happened?" Girl: "sob Well I was walking down the street to get mummy some milk. sniff sob When the big nasty man jumped out and grabbed me bawl" Policeman: "Yes please go on ..." Girl: "Then sob sob he lifted up my dress howl" Policeman: "then? ..." Girl: "He pulled down my pants ... absolutely bawling now ..... no I can't go on ...." The sergent then stands up from behind the desk wanking himself for dear life and says "WELL F***ING MAKE SOMETHING UP!"

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A man comes into a pub, sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The bar keeper brings him his beer. After he has drunk it, he grabs in his bag and puts a small piano on the bar, grabs in his bag and puts a small chair on the bar and grabs a third time in his bag and sits down a small man on that chair. And the small man plays piano very well, a the most beatyful music they've ever heared. After he's finished, everyone applauds. And the bar keeper asks the man: "Where do you have it from? It's so wonderful." And the man said: "I own an dgini-lamp. And so I got this by a wish of mine. Hey," he said to the bar keeper, "do you have a wish? You can wish you everything!" > "Me?", the bar keeper asks. "I have a wish for free? Coo-ool." Ok, no sooner said than done, the man grabs in his bag and gets out from it the meant lamp. He rubs at the side of the lamp and the dgini appeares: "Ok, budy. You have one wish for free." And the bar keeper says: "I wanna have one million dollars!" The dgini snap one's fingers and disapperes, and all over the bottom are dugs. Small, yellow cackling dugs. And the bar keeper said to the man: "But I wanna have dollars, not dugs." And the man: "Do you really think, I've asked for a 12 inches pianist?" Q: What's the main difference between intelligence and ignorance? A: I don't know and I don't care! Q: What's white and hangs down from a cloud? A: The coming of the lord. Q: What's the different between a girl taking a bath, and a nun? A: A nun has hope in her soul, and the girl has soap in her hole. Did you know that takes 5 babies to make 1 bottle of baby-oil? Q: What's the best way to make a nun pregnant? A: F*** her! Q: What were Christy McAuliffe's last words before the Challanger disaster? A: What does this button do? Q: How did they know that Vic Morrow had dandruff? A: They found his head and shoulders in the bushes Q: How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? A: One, but you must slice him really thin. Q: Why doesn't jesus like to eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands. Q: What's the difference between a laywer and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline. Q: What's the difference between a laywer and a vulture? A: Laywer aren't an endangerd species. Q: What does vegetarian dingos eat? A: Cabbage patch kids. Q: What's red and wet and spread for miles? A1: Baby dropped through helicoper blades. A2: Baby tossed in a jet intake at 30'000 feet. (Really spread around) Q: What's the thing Jesus heard? A: Cross your legs, we've got only three nails. Q: What do you call big, ugly, hairy nun driving motorcycles? A: Hell's Angels of Mercy. Q: What do you call an anorexic with yeast infection? A: A quarter pounder with cheese. Q: What's one of the pros of marrying a mexican? A: Unlimited supply of natural gas. Q: How many paranoic people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Who want's to know? Q: Why don't epileptics order Cokes at McDonalds? A: They have the shakes instead. Q: What's the difference between a jar of afterbirth and a jar of sand? A: You can't gargle sand. Q: How do you get 5 babies in a shoebox? A: With cuisinart. Q: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first? A: To see the expression on its face. Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: Why are womens ass's and cunts so close together? A: So you can pich them up like a sixpack Q: have you seen Stevie Wonders new car? A: No, but neither has he.

Λάθος τοποθεσία για. . Μια μέρα μπήκε μια γυναίκα σε ένα φαρμακείο και απογοητευμένη από τη δραστηριότητα του άντρα της, λέει του φαρμακοποιού: - "Θέλω να μου δώσεις ένα χαπάκι να ξυπνήσει ο σύζυγος μου γιατί αποβλακώθηκε τώρα τελευταία και κοιμάται σα το ζώο." Ο φαρμακοποιός που κατάλαβε το πρόβλημα της πελάτισσάς του πιάνει ένα βιάγκρα και της λέει: - "Πάρε αυτό κυρία μου και το πρόβλημα σου να είσαι σίγουρη πως θα λυθεί." Την επόμενη μέρα έξαλλη η κυρία πάει στο φαρμακείο και φωνάζοντας λέει: - "Δεν ντρέπεσαι ελεεινέ και με έκανες ρεζίλι κι ο άντρας μου με είχε ακινητοποιήσει και κόντεψε να μου έρθει συγκοπή. Θα σου κάνω μήνυση και αλλά πολλά και διάφορα. Ο φαρμακοποιός κάποια στιγμή συνήλθε από το σοκ και όταν βρήκε χρόνο της λέει: - "Μα αυτό δε θέλατε κυρία μου;" - "Ναι, αλλά ετύχαμε προσκαλεσμένοι σε επίσημο γεύμα, σε αριστοκρατικό εστιατόριο!"

That's a proxy switcher,not finder

That topic makes nosense Topic Locked

If they talk in english will you understand ???

Omg!Every day i am seeing 1 thread undigged at least! Topic Locked!

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im going to test it asap !! Ty alfred,thats a perfect beggining :)

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