chris18

a mod move that topic to a greek section

The Living Statues Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping. After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!" George Bush is so stupid... George Bush is so stupid, he went to a concert and waved to Stevie Wonder. Applying for a Job at the CIA A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job." "No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet. The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat the son of a bitch to death with the chair!" :D :D

Well,I've got those 80 post needed to see that Topic but now its saying: [Hidden Text: You need to become a Donator or Platinum Member to see it] Wtf is going on here?

That Topic is useless,i thing it must be locked.

You Wish :)

hehe,nice one

What's the name of that Russian site you said it was the source?

Well,to sell an acc you must first tell its cost,what's the acc's price?

Post any English Joke in this Topic! Through the Desert On a Man With No Ears A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The last question of the interview was always the same. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the first candidate. "Yes. You have no ears." He quickly eliminated the first candidate. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the second candidate. "Yes. You have no ears." He quickly eliminated the second candidate. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the third candidate. "Yes. You're wearing contacts." Thinking he had found the man for the job he said, "That's correct. How did you know?" "You can't wear glasses if you don't have any freakin' ears."

yea,Thats what i am saying!

Παει ένας στην εκλησία να εξομολογηθεί και λέει στον παπά -Πάτερ έκανα ενα τρομερό αμάρτημα ,βίασα ένα κοριτσάκι. -Μέγα αμάρτημα παιδί μου, αλλά έχει ξαναγίνει, μπορεί να συγχωρεθείς. -Αλλά δεν είναι μόνο αυτό, μετά την σκότωσα. -Μέγα αμάρτημα παιδί μου, αλλά έχει ξαναγίνει, μπορεί να συγχωρεθείς. -Αλλά δεν είναι μόνο αυτό, μετά την έκανα κομματάκια. -Μέγα αμάρτημα παιδί μου, αλλά έχει ξαναγίνει, μπορεί να συγχωρεθείς. -Αλλά δεν είναι μόνο αυτό ,μετά την έψησα και την έφαγα. -Μέγα αμάρτημα παιδί μου, αλλά έχει ξαναγίνει, μπορεί να συγχωρεθείς. -Ναι αλλά όλα αυτά τα έκανα πίνοντας μια pepsi max -OYAOY!!! Δεν ξανάγινε. Τρία κοινά έχουν.. το σεξ και ο θάνατος : 1. Mπορεί να συμβούν οπουδήποτε 2. Προς το τέλος βογκάς 3. Μετά είσαι πτώμα Στο supermarket: - Βάλε μου μισό κιλό φέτα. - Είναι 650 να τ αφήσω; - Αστο και βάλε μου μισό κιλό φέτα ! Ο σύζυγος ξεκινάει να βάφει το ταβάνι του σαλονιού στο σπίτι.. - Περίμενε αγάπη μου, του φωνάζει η γυναίκα του. Θα σου φέρω εφημερίδες. - Δεν τις χρειάζομαι αγάπη μου, θα φέρω την σκάλα απ έξω και θα φτάσω στο ταβάνι σίγουρα.....

GG all...i am first at all!!

Ego Tha to palepso,Kano post oti neotero

hehe...you have courage...but this wont be enought :D

You must first open HlaPex and then l2 in order to work,there is no other way...

Can you see that link? http://www.maxcheaters.com/forum/index.php?topic=7280.0

Actually you never did

Entaxi re c,kai pali me to pou patas to link ta blepeis ;)

Pou to bazoume auto to code? //off topic Kati xehases...des ta pm sou :/

What are the char's lvls?

In what server are you selling that staff?

if your accs have good items pm me.

Dragonic Bow Focus +16 Angel Slayer Crt dmg +16 Arcana mace acumen +8 Dual Forgotten Blades ocus +16

Noble des ta pm sou

Video me "lathi" ap to para 5(Special)