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  1. 1. Σε ποιό απο τα παρακάτω Ελληνικά νησιά θα ήθελες να πας διακοπές?

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Τρία επιχειρήματα για το ότι ο Χριστός ήταν Μαύρος:

-Αποκαλούσε όλον τον κόσμο ‘αδέλφια’ του

-Δεν είχε σταθερή διεύθυνση

-Κανένας δεν τον προσλάμβανε

 

Και τέλος… η απόδειξη ότι ο Χριστός ήταν Έλληνας

-Δούλευε στο μαγαζί του πατέρα του

-Έμενε σπίτι του μέχρι τα 33 του

-Ήταν πεπεισμένος ότι η μητέρα του ήταν παρθένα

-Η μητέρα του ήταν σίγουρη ότι ο γιος της ήταν θεός!!!

 

 

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Δεν ξερω δεν ξυπησα ειχε κλειδια :). Τα ειχε δωσει η μανα μου!Μπα 50 κατι χρονων ειναι. Αλλα κρατιεται σαν 35αρα :)

μομ γιου λάικ του φακ!
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Μια μέρα ο Θεός και ο Αδάμ συζητούσαν. Ρωτάει λοιπόν ο Αδάμ τον Θεό.

- "Γιατί έκανες την Εύα τόσο απαλή και και τρυφερή;"

- "Για να την θέλεις".

Ξαναρωτάει ο Αδάμ τον Θεό.

- "Γιατί έκανες την Εύα τόσο ελκυστική;"

- "Για να την θέλεις" απαντάει ο Θεός.

Μετά από λίγο ξαναρωτάει ο Αδάμ τον Θεό,

- "Γιατί έκανες την Εύα τόσο ηλίθια;"

- "Για να σε θέλει απαντάει ο Θεός..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Μπαίνει μια γυναίκα με το παιδί της σε ένα ταξί. Καθώς περνάνε από τη Συγγρού λέει το μικρό το κοριτσάκι.

- "Μαμά,τι είναι όλες αυτές εδώ οι γυναίκες που είναι έντονα βαμμένες και τα ρούχα τους είναι πολύ μικρά;"

- "Είναι γυναίκες που περιμένουν να σχολάσουν οι άντρες τους παιδί μου."

Ξαφνικά πετάγεται ο ταξιτζής και λέει:

- "Τι λες ρε, πουτάνες είναι!"

Για δυο λεπτά δε μιλάει κανένας. Ξαφνικά ρωτάει το κοριτσάκι,

- "Μαμά, οι πουτάνες κάνουν παιδιά;"

- "Φυσικά παιδί μου, από που νομίζεις βγαίνουν οι ταξιτζήδες;!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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3 Guys are in a cafe

 

The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world"

 

The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world"

 

The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world"

 

They all go to the Guinness Book of World records

 

The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world

 

The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world

 

The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER

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Επειδη τον ειπα καραγκιοζη γιαυτο εφαγα ντεκαρμα. ΧΑΧΑΑΧΑ

Τέσπα. Εγώ δεν πιστεύω πως είναι λόγος για ντικάρμα.

σιγά μωρή λουλού.

Οι αλήθειες να λέγοντε , ανυπότακτε.

 

Go kill Lucy now.

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FUUuUUUu

 

O adrfos m arxizei aion.

 

Kai 8a ftia3ei eleos sin o AXRISTOS

 

Γιατί δεν χαίρεσαι ρε μαλάκα ;

 

Free AP.

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Γιατί δεν χαίρεσαι ρε μαλάκα ;

 

Free AP.

Δεν γίνεται. Είναι 4 χρόνια μεγαλύτερος μου  , και άμα τον σκοτώσω θα με κυνηγάει μέσα στο σπίτι.

 

 

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Καλημερα

 

 

Τι event εγινε χθες λολ δεν καταλαβα

 

βρε δε γαμιέστε;Πάω να παίξω Assassin's creed.

Φινίτο το νου σου.

Μην έρθω και σε δω +200 ποστς,τη γάμησες!

Εχω σταματησει να σπαμμαρω

3 μερες ουτε 100 ποστ δεν εχω

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