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You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?  

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  1. 1. You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?

    • I rape her
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    • I ask for a dinner
      20
    • Boring, i send her home
      7
    • I'm too young to think about sex, i ask for a autograph though
      3
    • Obviously i still rape her, its a hallucination
      23


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Anubis (Ancient Greek: Ἄνουβις) is the Greek name[2] for a jackal-headed god

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Seth was mostly depicted as a mysterious and unknown creature, referred to by Egyptologists as the Set animal or Typhonic beast, known as a Typhon, with a curved snout, square ears, forked tail, and canine body

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wiki > google


 

and this is our setekh

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many ppl confuse seth and anubis nice ''guide'' and also funny at the end XD

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Setekh do you watch national geographic?

 

This is the real vampire.

You knew it?

 

thats why they say '' vampires'' exist :P this type of bat is the ''vampire'' D: they say some people can tranform in this etc bla bla but is legend but many bats drink blood most of them from cows.

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thats why they say '' vampires'' exist :P this type of bat is the ''vampire'' D: they say some people can tranform in this etc bla bla but is legend but many bats drink blood most of them from cows.

and chickens too

and then those chickes the sell then to KFC D:

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basically everything living >.> once the pray is asleep just like mosquito they use their saliva to anaesthetise the wound then making a small incision, they wont let the blood clot and close the wound till they are finished.

They can feed off any living creature, 3 times bigger then them and far larger. (the bigger the better)

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i think everyone under the age of 5 knows it :P

 

haha...

Watch this video from 2:37 till 4:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n6tlzyp35s .

It's my favorite vampire momment.

 

but i know... You will say, fake and gay :P

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haha...

Watch this video from 2:37 till 4:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n6tlzyp35s .

It's my favorite vampire momment.

 

but i know... You will say, fake and gay :P

 

looks cool but as i know a vampire with a bite can get info from someone just bite you and get what info want from you.

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thats so gay, it made me puke >.> and thats another reason why i don't read modern day books about vampires or watch movies -> series. >.> ass

hahahaha i knew it!

 

looks cool but as i know a vampire with a bite can get info from someone just bite you and get what info want from you.

 

yeah... I don't remember in who movie/serie was this...

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looks cool but as i know a vampire with a bite can get info from someone just bite you and get what info want from you.

see? now thats just stupid >.>

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see? now thats just stupid >.>

 

hm.. btw Vlad Dracula was a real prince in Romania he live in 1.500 around he  pass in history because he was legend about his skills in battle how he act and he use horble things to kill turks.. he killed 20.000 turks and put them in forest so the rest enemies are afraid to pass the forest they say thats how the story start with vampires.

 

(I find this from one greek blog)

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well your greek blog is fucking retarded.

 

Vlad "Draculea" Tepes was the ruler ("Domnitor) of the Romania Land he didn't reach 1500's he died in december 1476. He was called also Vlad The Impaler, he impaled thousands of turks on spikes, also he implied villains. And the hungarians said hes a vampire (yeah he fucked Hungary bad too), and from them the word traveled allover the world >.>

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