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You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?  

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  1. 1. You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?

    • I rape her
      54
    • I ask for a dinner
      20
    • Boring, i send her home
      7
    • I'm too young to think about sex, i ask for a autograph though
      3
    • Obviously i still rape her, its a hallucination
      23


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Posted

Brzoza, your dog is horrible.

don't be like that, cmon <.<

 

 

at least don't tell him what you think  about his pet xD

Posted

i cant figure a good one, not in the mood :/

 

I'll make a new one.

 

don't be like that, cmon <.<

 

at least don't tell him what you think  about his pet xD

 

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Posted

flavored (!)

take this an example:

your girlfriend (w/e) wants to make sex in the dark (?) and you wanna play hide'n'seek with her.

normally you put the condom and say:

- Baby, find me uhuh!

now, with a flavoured condom she certainly won't find you. BUT if you have one that glows in teh dark and if it's your purpose to have sex, i can assure you that she will find you.

-.-

Posted

take this an example:

your girlfriend (w/e) wants to make sex in the dark (?) and you wanna play hide'n'seek with her.

normally you put the condom and say:

- Baby, find me uhuh!

now, with a flavoured condom she certainly won't find you. BUT if you have one that glows in teh dark and if it's your purpose to have sex, i can assure you that she will find you.

-.-

you are in a room..not in the airport >.>
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@ brzoza

if you think your dog is a beast just watch it <.<

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=694_1212773563

 

its just big dog :)

Anyway for me my all dogs will be beast :) ANyway u dont saw mine DOG in action xD

My mother's friend come with little dog and my dog on FURY and jump on my mother's friend (she had her dog in arm)

She just run away xD

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