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You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?  

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  1. 1. You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?

    • I rape her
      54
    • I ask for a dinner
      20
    • Boring, i send her home
      7
    • I'm too young to think about sex, i ask for a autograph though
      3
    • Obviously i still rape her, its a hallucination
      23


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Posted

Ok first:

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tio6Lmzk28s

 

wannabe ?

 

 

 

www.translate.google.com

 

 

Lyrics :

 

 

Sunt deconspiratorul celor care-si ascund chipul sub masti,

Vin sa-i demasc imediat ce-aud beat-ul in casti,

Media continua sa dea cu VIP-uri in prosti,

Tre' sa recunosti prietene - si tu-i urasti

Cand vezi cum li se rupe p*la ca orica balanta va fi rupta

Nu tre' sa fii psiholog sa vezi ca prin lupa falsi crestini

Ce si-au trait viata ca fiind in lupta cu ceilalti

si-acum sunt speriati de ce va fi dupa.

E o fuga neintrerupta dupa dealeri de dava,

Maniaci refulati din CAN, deputai escroci, deputati uitati de PNA -

Ii vrem definitiv in infern, secati etern de-un infinit chin intern.

Deliberam, dar nu-i eliberam. Nu le dam drept de apel

Sau vreaun drept de alt fel. De altfel,

Cedrea conduce acest complet de judecata

Ce in prima instanta ii priveaza

Complet de judecata ca o tumoare la metastaza.

Sunt acuzarea la procesele lor de constiinta,

Privindu-i tacut, facandu-i sa se teama de sentinta,

Facandu-i sa se teama de nefiinta cand se roaga la Dumnezeu,

Dar Dumnezeul lor mi-e martor - N-au credinta!

Si-n consecinta condamn rechini la detentie pe viata

In lagare de concentrare a atentiei

Asupra interventiei pe cai de atac extraordinare

A celui mai sadic maestru de ceremonii funerare.

 

[Refren] x 2

Zi-mi cine! Cine-l mai crede pe presedinte?

Si cine se prinde ca doar de noi depinde

Sa aflam cine, cine ne minte,

Cine pretinde ca poa' sa ne reprezinte

Si ne vinde. Cine ma simte?

 

Traim sub dictatura. Sunt binecuvantat de natura

Cu genul de geniul ce arde incet generand caldura.

Las zece degete sa-alerge pe tastatura,

Refuz sa sec, secatura. Scuip cate-o picatura de cianura si venin

Pentru fiecare din guvernantii astia muisti care ne fura fara masura.

D-aia sobolani de birou fac spume la gura

Cand scuip adevarul prin cea mai pura forma de literatura.

D-aia inchizitori de cultura ne vor sub cenzura

Tintind sub centura ca o tarfa nesatula,

Da' scuipa toti bucati de dantura imediat ce indura

Cate-o lovitura precisa trimisa fix in plina figura.

N-au nici o pasiune de parca-au inghitit bromura

si orice viziune a lor despre arta e fix obscura.

N-au nici ratiune educatia lor fiind tot nula.

Mi-am ales ca misiune sa-i vindec prin tortura.

Ii zdrobesc de bordura, chit ca n-am alura

Si nici nu impresionez prin postura,

Dar de mic port ura p-astia ce-o ard aiurea cu dezinvoltura.

Nu judec pe nimeni - le dau direct o sentïnta dura!

 

 

No sex with zombies, monkyes, chipmunks nor worms. No bling bling, no pinky ring.

 

 

 

JUST  PURE ART.

Posted

Inter 1:1 Barcelona

 

I wish INTER Beat barcelona ass ^^

won't happen.

Posted

3:1 for Inter Mediolan ... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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