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You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?  

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  1. 1. You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?

    • I rape her
      54
    • I ask for a dinner
      20
    • Boring, i send her home
      7
    • I'm too young to think about sex, i ask for a autograph though
      3
    • Obviously i still rape her, its a hallucination
      23


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come from the land of the Pim Fortuin and G. Volkert

The country of Theo van Gogh, Mohammed B.

I'm from the land of croquettes, meatballs

To which you can order on the Spanish coast

I'm from the country where air max never go out of fashion

where they will crack when you are going to make it big

I'm from the land of red white and blue and the golden lion

Plunder the world call it the Golden Age

I'm from the land of marijuana plantations and fietsvierdaagses

The country where you can ask for a bike junkie

The country that won the title in â 1988

The land of herring, dikes and canals

I'm from the country, the land of long Fransie

This is the country where I come home after a holiday

 

I'm from the country I was born in 1982

Where I am lost dollars to the euro

The country that participate in the war in Iraq

Because Uncle Bush Balkenende in his pocket

The country eager to give a round is too expensive

the oily bite of the Febo pull out of the wall

The country of riots between Ajax and Feyenoord

But when Orange plays everyone belongs

The land of John and Abe Lenstra Cruijf

The legion let the lion stand in his shirt

The country where every day we hope for better weather

Piet Paulusma I trust no more meter

The country free since â € ~ 45

The country where I stay, I find it delightful

Honest

 

I come from the country you drive through it in 3 hours

With a different dialect every 10 minutes

I'm from the country where paper is a place for everyone

And XTC, export # 1

I'm from the country where Andre Hazes over 100 years in every cafà © is still the boss

I'm from the country where Peter and Gert-Jan Raymond juntte

Bart French and Ali run the game

I'm from the country where hip hop is a child of 30

And you may choose to fill in how cool that is

The country where if you're rich you hand in much

That you think to yourself, how much sense does it?

The country where prostitution and drugs may

The land of Santa Claus and Queen

This is the country where I have lost cheated

I'm from the country I was born and raised

 

I'm from the country with most cultures per square meter

But they are afraid the neighbors to eat

And integration is a beautiful word

But shit it's fucking better when no one hears

I share my country with Turks and Moroccans, Antilleans, Surinamese and Moluccan

The land where we suppress too much

And re-present the world by Harry Potter

The country where apartheid, international

The most famous word in the Dutch language

I'm from the country as a ticking time bomb

The country that eats at six hours and again on time

This is the country where I will be victorious at the end

Until you sing it to the Arena Lines

And until then I'll shine I pledged my heart

This is for the Netherlands, Baas B Lange Frans

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