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What's your best pick-up line?


DreaM

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So forum, what's your best pickup line?

 

[i took the idea of RayWilliamJohnson for the comic question of the day and i tihnk it will be nice to have it in here im sure many of you will have some brillinat [size=5pt]retarded[/size] ideas for a pickup line]

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2 minutes talking.

 

Guy: Hi (Put out his penis)

Veta: Hi what's your name?

Guy: George (He started to touch his penis)

Veta: My name is Veta

Guy: Nice to meet you (Still touching his penis)

Veta: What are you doing now?

Guy: I was watching TV (He play with his penis)

Veta: Hmmmmm.....

Guy: What are you doing now? (He is playing his penis harder)

Veta: I play with my vagina and I am trying to imagine you.

Guy: *clap* (Phone closed)

 

If you didn't get it, he ejaculated.

 

 

* If all these I wrote are considering as a sexual in nature or violate tell me to remove them and forgive me.

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