Raule Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 You: hi Stranger: yes You: hi dude Stranger: yes You: yes what ? Stranger: im answering you You: i told you hi and you told me yes where the fuck is the question? Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2jafae1&s=3&tag=girls%2Cboobs&hid=1 Stranger: here have tits You: this girl is ugly Stranger: picky arent we Quote
AlemanOtaku Posted August 29, 2009 Author Posted August 29, 2009 Did you just noticed omegle? I've been using it for over 6months to make fun of people. yeah!! and thanks to mpj123 who posted this web on ltwonet.com!!!!!! its awesome xD Quote
xAster Posted August 29, 2009 Posted August 29, 2009 Oh noes...99% of the people there are looking for cyber sex lol. Stranger: hi.boy or girl? You: Shemale Stranger: age? You: 99 Your conversational partner has disconnected. Anyway, i spooken with a girl who was pregrant seventeen years old o_O . Edit : Check my new conversation . You: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ? Stranger: who the fuck do you thinku are You: IMA GOD You: That's who i think am I You: A god You: Who you think YOU are ? Talking to gods like this... Stranger: i m saten Stranger: get it You: Saten eh ? You: And wtf you want from me ? Stranger: what you got ? Stranger: huh! You: So much time to type 3 words ? You: Oh noes You: I'l grant you super typing speed You: So you will type like a real person You: Not like an ape Stranger: grant it to your dad bitch You: I don't have a dad meng You: IM GOD You: GOD IS ORPHAN Stranger: says who? You: The god just said it FFS You: I said it = im the fucking god = god said it You: Simple...for humans not for apes Quote
EvadeTube Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 ok afto itane gelio xDD You: you are girl? Stranger: haha Stranger: yes Stranger: i' m girl You: u whana have sex? Your conversational partner has disconnected.] WARNING this Site Its not BOT its real PPL i got one girl 27 years old at my msn from ther xD Quote
pa40 Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 its not what i searched ( http://www.maxcheaters.com/forum/index.php?topic=78380.0) but... its fun xD You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: m/f? You: m You: u? Stranger: cool im a female;) You: great You: :) Stranger: hw big is ur dick hottie;) You: where are you from You: xD how old are you sweety? Stranger: im 18 You: im 16 :/ Stranger: cool i like younger boys;) You: :D You: and i like hot chicks Stranger: im pretty hot;D xD no no look that... : You: F? Stranger: M Stranger: F? You: no You: wtf? You: xD Stranger: ........ Stranger: Wanna jerk off together? Stranger: xD You: wtf? You: xD Stranger: I cum to your house Stranger: and we pull each others pants down Stranger: watch some porn Stranger: get hard Stranger: then we jerk Stranger: then your hand slips onto my dick Stranger: and he jerk me off Stranger: then I suck you off Stranger: then we turn gay Stranger: :3 You: O,o Stranger: STORY OF MY LIFE Stranger: xDDDDDDd Stranger: rofl You: are you gay? Stranger: no lol Stranger: r u? You: no!!! You: that what is that Quote
pa40 Posted September 4, 2009 Posted September 4, 2009 You: hi Stranger: listen bitch Stranger: lol Stranger: nm You: wtf? :O You: xD Stranger: \o/ Stranger: oh hai You: whats up nigga :D Stranger: eh Stranger: I dont do much Stranger: im a bulimic though Stranger: its cool You: what is bulimic? :D Stranger: i eat stuff Stranger: then throw up Stranger: so i dont gain weight You: wtf :D Stranger: ya Stranger: i have mega cool points Stranger: and lots of street credit now You: ??!!?? :D You: anyway m or f? :D Stranger: hurry up and pressenter Stranger: press Stranger: enter Stranger: NOW Stranger: HURRY You: xD Stranger: HEY PRESSENTER Stranger: you are so slow You: and? :DxD Stranger: where do you come from Stranger: turkey Stranger: or istanbul You: no O,o You: why turkey :D Stranger: if you are from sweden i cant talk with you Stranger: because I hate them damn swedes You: i am not wtf "D You: :D Stranger: what are you then You: bulgaria xD Stranger: thats so scary You: and where are you from strange stranger Stranger: bulgarians dont like me You: why??!!? :D Stranger: im from the usa You: cool xD Stranger: usa is terrible Stranger: there are fat people everywhere You: why? Stranger: and peole feed their babies cows milk froma microwave oven Stranger: its toxic Stranger: what 'tards You: ahaaa You: and why are you telling me all that? You: ...? Stranger: idk Stranger: you dont like me now Stranger: because im american and you dont like americans You: no O,o You: xD You: are you ok? You: hey???!?!? Stranger: what Stranger: im here Stranger: what Stranger: you dont like americans You: no You: but are you drunk? Stranger: im going to cry now Stranger: no Stranger: im 17 Stranger: i dont drink alcohol You: why will you cry? You: so are you taking something other? You: ... You: why are you so slow? and that was all :D OMG i am sick of laughing xD so many stupid ppl there xD i dont know to cry from laughing or to laugh :D Quote
SylarG Posted September 6, 2009 Posted September 6, 2009 Thanks alot! I was knew this web before but then forgot it :) now I know it again :) Ty :) Quote
dem0x` Posted September 6, 2009 Posted September 6, 2009 i found there a guy and i go with him cod4 cb xD....i won it kekekkekek xD so fucking funny site Quote
BloodyWarrior Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 Agree! this site is awesome and funny, one friend of me add 20 ppl on facebook from this site :D Quote
bubulinas Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 You: hi Stranger: hi You: wazzu You: p Stranger: nothing much you You: i try to sleep Stranger: i dont think being on omegle will help with thatl You: m/f/? Stranger: f You: o.O You: nice You: from? Stranger: i think thats the first time i ever got a 'nice' from being a female Stranger: PA Stranger: you You: Romania You: yea cuz i am boy and i respect girl's You: :) Stranger: thats good. You: so how old ar you? Stranger: 18 Stranger: how old are you You: 22 Stranger: thats cool. You: yeep You: pa=? pakistan? You: or?;-?? Stranger: no, haha. Stranger: Pennsylvania You: :-s You: aaa Stranger: in the US. You: is nice there.. Stranger: its alright, its incredibly dull. Stranger: hows romania? i always wanted to visit there and russia. You: yea romania.....hmm have alot of nice girl's and alot of drink xD You: and manny nice plance You: :) Stranger: my friend is going to romania soon, shes part of the peace core You: o.O that will be great You: u have bf? Stranger: yeah i do You: and you talk with stranger? You: xD Stranger: eh, its whatevz. You: at 5:17 Am Stranger: its only 10:17 PM here. Stranger: so its not as weird. You: yea Stranger: im not prohibited from talking to strangers merely because i have a boyfriend! XD You: i am sry for my english.. but now i start to learn You: so.. Stranger: its cool! Stranger: i wish i knew a cool language other than english You: yea try romanian You: hi - sal You: :) Stranger: i was trying to learn russian for a while, but its too hard haha You: yea rusian and chineze You: xD You: you have msn /yahoo / skype? :) i wanna see you :) Stranger: UM, i have msn, i think? idk. haha. i think i made an account forever ago You: xD You: haha .. is funny? You: ..:| Stranger: haha is like laughing. :D You: i know Stranger: ah, no i dont an MSN account anymore Stranger: i cant find it on my computer You: :)) you forgot it?:)) Stranger: yeah, it was a really long time ago, if i ever made one at all You: i can put here hi5 / myspace? You: too see me?! :) Stranger: whats hi5? but yeah, you can post links and stuff. i think? im not sure, i havent used omegle long You: for me is frist time You: when i use it You: xD You: hmm lets start You: hi5 = is like myspace You: with photo You: and coment Stranger: oh okay. Stranger: ive never heard of it. You: claudiu1988.hi5 . com You: http://claudiu1988.hi5.com You: btw i am ugly xD You: :)) Stranger: aw. no your not! You: ty Stranger: your welcome You: so.. open 1 subject You: like.. what kind of muzic u like? Stranger: since i dont have a hi5 accountt...heres just a link to my face! http://i29.tinypic.com/xcnade.jpg Stranger: um, i like pretty much everything to be honest. i like metal, punk, pop, country. haha You: hehe u ar pretty Stranger: thanks You: i like hip-hop / hardstyle You: technobase You: :) Stranger: yeah, i like hip hop, ill listen to anything really You: that nice You: but in romania we have 1 specific muzic You: from here You: :) You: Name Manele... if you wanna see You: go in youtube and search Manele Song :)) You: i dont like it.. You: xd Stranger: haha, okay. You: ok pretty Stranger laddy... i go to sleeap.. good luck with this chat and have fun..:) You: a btw You: my name is claudiu :) Stranger: my name is kelsey! Stranger: it was good meeting you :D You: claudiu - claus :) You: me too Stranger: good night and sweet dreams! :D You: ty ;) Stranger: night :D Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote
BloodyWarrior Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 here is mine Stranger: HI! You: hey Stranger: how're you today? You: fine what about you? Stranger: good You: are u m or f? Stranger: both. Stranger: heh You: lawl by? You: :D Stranger: not really Stranger: male. Stranger: you? You: me too Stranger: ah.. Stranger: i see Stranger: what country are you in? You: Greece Stranger: WOAHHHH Stranger: tighhhhttttt You: lol You: and u> You: ?* Stranger: the US. You: us ftw Stranger: i haven't talked to anyone on here Stranger: thats in the US. You: i have, lol but i dont have speak with someone who live in Greece. Stranger: ah.. Stranger: i see You: And what's your name? Stranger: howard Stranger: yours? You: Sotos Stranger: wow. Stranger: i wish Stranger: i had a name like that. You: lol, xP thx you Stranger: age? You: but i like yours too You: i am 16 You: So, how old are u Howard? Stranger: 30. Stranger: -15. Stranger: :) You: i am not good in maths ;P You: kidding You: Do you play any online game? You: or do you see WWE? You: <3 Stranger: WWE? Stranger: as in wrestling? You: ye Stranger: nahh Stranger: im more of a tennis dude. You: ah ok didnt knew. Stranger: its alright Stranger: you like tennis? You: ye i am playing in school some times Stranger: ohhh Stranger: have you been watching the us opens? You: nope :/ Stranger: aww. Stranger: its pretty nice Stranger: 17 year old girl beat sharapova and petrova. You: lol Stranger: she's pretty good. You: ye Stranger: they're ranked 31 and 13.. Stranger: what games do you play? You: Hmm, basketball You: is my favourite sport/hobby You: i am pretty lucky :D Stranger: ah.. You: on this sport Stranger: yeahh Stranger: i play basketball with my friends Stranger: they're all pretty tall Stranger: so i get blocked a lot You: haha, i have sometimes the same problem You: i am playing with bigger guys :/ Stranger: how tall are you? You: hmm, i think that you will not understand Stranger: try me Stranger: i'll convert You: okay, You: 1.80 Stranger: so Stranger: you're 5' 10" Stranger: thats not too bad You: and you? Stranger: 1.70 Stranger: about. Stranger: ish You: ah okey Stranger: you're much taller than i am You: hmm i cant see big difference You: anyhow np You: :) Stranger: hmm Stranger: so, you're high school? Stranger: or does it go by a different name in greece? You: it's a different name i think anyhow i have still 3 years of school Stranger: oh Stranger: hmmm Stranger: i have, 3 more years Stranger: including this one You: basicaly 2 xD Stranger: ah.. Stranger: but then Stranger: for me Stranger: its 4 years of college Stranger: then like Stranger: 8-10 years in medical school. You: So,you will be a doctor? Stranger: yeah Stranger: i wanna specialize Stranger: in something though. You: i will be a programmer ;) Stranger: ohhh You: i dont know exactly how many years it want Stranger: niceee Stranger: probably Stranger: not as many as a doctor You: ye You: but good choice You: i wanted to be a wrestler :P but it's impossible xD You: kidding You: Anyhow, college there is something like private school or i am wrong? Stranger: uhhh Stranger: yeahh Stranger: its like Stranger: after your 12 years of mandatory education Stranger: you can apply to colleges, which can further your learning Stranger: and earn degrees and such. You: oh You: i want to come there! Stranger: greece doesn't have college? You: here in Greece we dont have colleges :> You: nope Stranger: maybe its called an university? You: nope xD You: nothing here Stranger: woah Stranger: thats Stranger: different. Stranger: hmmm You: i know You: that why someone told be You: in Greece you will go only for vacations :D Stranger: hahaha Stranger: yeah Stranger: from the pictures Stranger: i looks like beautiful country Stranger: *it You: it's :) Stranger: hmmm Stranger: what part do you live in? You: In an island :D You: of Greece You: it's pretty beatiful here Stranger: im sure it is. Stranger: hmm Stranger: what timezone are you in?? You: i am not sure ;p You: but it's 3:08 am right now You: i think that the time there is 2:00 am right? Stranger: uhh Stranger: its 7:09 pm. Stranger: you're up pretty late You: oh fvck xd You: ye i know You: i dont want to sleep early when i have vacation You: In friday my school opens :( Stranger: oh... Stranger: wow. Stranger: i've already had two weeks of school. Stranger: you're very lucky. You: lol You: didnt knew that, You: ye then i am :D Stranger: haha Stranger: wait Stranger: let me rephrase You: okay, Stranger: i've already had a FORTNIGHT of school Stranger: heh. Stranger: always wanted to use that word. You: lawl You: well, how many hours are u in school each day? Stranger: about Stranger: 8, tennis pracice is about 2 more hours Stranger: *practice. You: i am 7-8 hours in school each day You: but we dont have practice on tennis :D Stranger: i like tennis Stranger: so its no big deal You: ye i know You: but tennis is something like lesson for you? Stranger: its a class You: ah okay Stranger: i have 7 classes a day Stranger: each are about 50 minutes. You: ok You: we have one lesson about 50 minutes You: 7-8 lessons each day Stranger: ohh Stranger: do you switch classrooms? You: nope Stranger: ah.. Stranger: i see Stranger: i switch classes You: each hour? Stranger: i have 7 different teachers Stranger: yeah You: lol Stranger: 5 minute passing period You: well, we have different teachers but we dont change class You: anyhow Stranger: ohhhh Stranger: this website Stranger: is really helping me Stranger: not be ignorant Stranger: of other cultures Stranger: i love it. You: ^^ i shared only one part :P Quote
Raigon Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 axaxaxxaax Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA You: ROFL Stranger: You should be dead. You: yeah You: xD Stranger: Harry potter fan art tho? Stranger: thou* You: l0l maniac ? o.O Stranger: me. or you? You: you Stranger: oh Stranger: thanks. You: np...wtf ... You: :D Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA! I type "b00m" and the ppl got disconnected loool i`m mage +25 arcana :D:D:D: Quote
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