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1 minute ago, ImBatman said:

10 Λογοι να παρατησεις την γκομενα σου για το google:

 

1. Δεν κανει κρεβατομουρμουρα.

2. Το Google GPS δεν σου λεει στο τελευταιο εκατοστο ενω πας με 80 να στριψεις δεξια.

3. Σου καλυπτει οποια αναγκη και αν εχεις στο σεξουαλικο κομματι και ολα τα fetish.

4. Ξερει τα παντα αλλα δεν το παιζει δηθεν.

5. Οταν του ζητας κατι ειναι εμμεσο και ευθυ, οχι σαν τις γυναικες που ξεκινανε για ενα καταστημα και καταληγουν στο αν τα φτιαξαν ο Κωστακης με την Αριαδνη.

6. Δεν θα σε ρωτησει ποτε "Μωρο μου παχυνα?".

7. Οταν ανοιξεις καταλαθος μια αλλη μηχανη αναζητησης το Google δεν θα χρησιμοποιησει τους αποθηκευμενους κωδικους πιστωτικης σου για να αγορασει δωρα στις φιλες.

8. Γιατι ξερει να οδηγαει χωρις καν οδηγο. Οι γυναικες απο την αλλη προσπαθουν να οδηγησουν με phasing. Μεσα απο τους τοιχους.

9. Οταν κατι δεν σαρεσει και το κλεισεις η google δεν θα σου κρατησει μουτρακια για τις επομενες 10 εβδομαδες.

10. Γιατι και αυτα να μην διαβαζες θα την παραταγες γιατι δεν πλενεται.

[GR] xaxa pantremenos eimai btw... den ta diavasa ola ala mono to proto pou ipes mou arki ... dekto

Posted
5 hours ago, Aspect* said:

[GR] kaki epilogi to google ... 

εδώ το παιδί μας προτείνει μεταφραστή θα τον πληρώνεις ανα λέξη και μας βγάζει το google ως κακή επιλογή για να κάνεις μετάφραση, στην συνέχεια μας αναφέρει οτι είναι παντρεμένος

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ONTOPIC: έχω μεταφράσει ρώσικα και βραζιλιάνικα απο το google και στο συνιστώ όπως πολύ σωστα ο ImBatman είπε.

 

Υ.Γ.: όταν μας λέει σε άλλα τόπικ ότι σπαμάρουμε.

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