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Why do you always have to hate?

I'll explain this as detailed as possible.

 

Once upon a time there was a village at which they lived short, hairy human creatures called hobbits. One of them it was SweeTs. Everyday he was taking out his dog and enjoy his free time, until Tony Stark messed up with some

of his plans and created by accident the Skynet. Skynet used Xdem's computer to spread malware all over the net and try rule the world. After gandalf saw the darkness wandering upon the world he decided to run at the hobbit

sweeTs and give him a very important job. To destroy the last CPU, one CPU to rule them all. Reluctantly sweeTs agreed on that and he started his journey while skynet almost covered 95% of the net (even Elfocrash's C files).

 

Katherine couldn't watch her vampire diaries anymore online on watchonline.com and she decided to follow SweeTs in that journey cause she felt the need to destroy the skynet and return home to enjoy her series. Gandalf named that "the fellowship of the CPU". After many days of driving they finally reached the Apple's Corp Tower. SweeTs and Katherine walked inside abandoned Apple's office when suddedly a spider falls on SweeTs arm and bite him.

But that wasnt a simple spider, that was radioactive drag.... spider that bitten the SweeTs. He started shoot web from his hand and climb on walls ignoring gravity. Katherine called him "SpideeTs" and reduced his reputation because

she got mad since she was jealous of his new power. They continued walking inside Apple's Office really carefully when Strain appeared and tried sell them some Website. SweeTs said no but Strain insisted. SweeTs then shoots radioactive web on Strain and stuck him against the wall. 

 

Strain instantly scream for help. Katherine slap him with her NOKIA but it was already too late. 2 Wild Pokemon appeared from nowhere. Justiceres and maxtorious, two immortal pokemon of Fire and Earth. Katherine pick her PHONE takes a seifle first and throw it at maxtorious, he avoid it but Nokia cracks the wall and fall on the ground causing an 9r earthquake. SweeTs attack Justiceres with his radioactive web. Justiceres throw fire ball and burns it

and hit SweeTs on his chest. Katherine says "I'll be back" and run away leaving sweeTs fight against the 2 pokemon. Maxtorious call rocks from the ground and throw them on sweets that he avoid with acrobatics. He kick Justiceres who fall on maxtorious and them stuck them against wall with web but is not enough to keep them. Maxtorious punches sweets and send him at the other room though the wall. Just a second before Justiceres burn the hobbit, katherine appears behind their back with her friend MeVsYou and while having a cute smile on her face she says "BAN/CLEAN DAY" and then MeVsYou gather his power screaming "kameee hameeee hameeeeeeeeee " and throws a ban hammer on them and annihilate them. 

 

Katherine helps sweets to get up on his feed and take the small cpu from his pocket and run toward the main Computer of the Apple's CORP. 

She says "HASTA LAVISTA BABY" and touch the microsoft cpu on apple's computer which instantly increase its price from 100e to 200e to 400e to 600e to 2000e and burns causing a wave that turn off self aware skynet.

 

They won the evil and bring the peace back to the earth...

 

Thats all. I hope you understood why.

Lucky Dice Newbie

Lucky Dice

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I'll explain this as detailed as possible.

 

Once upon a time there was a village at which they lived short, hairy human creatures called hobbits. One of them it was SweeTs. Everyday he was taking out his dog and enjoy his free time, until Tony Stark messed up with some

of his plans and created by accident the Skynet. Skynet used Xdem's computer to spread malware all over the net and try rule the world. After gandalf saw the darkness wandering upon the world he decided to run at the hobbit

sweeTs and give him a very important job. To destroy the last CPU, one CPU to rule them all. Reluctantly sweeTs agreed on that and he started his journey while skynet almost covered 95% of the net (even Elfocrash's C files).

 

Katherine couldn't watch her vampire diaries anymore online on watchonline.com and she decided to follow SweeTs in that journey cause she felt the need to destroy the skynet and return home to enjoy her series. Gandalf named that "the fellowship of the CPU". After many days of driving they finally reached the Apple's Corp Tower. SweeTs and Katherine walked inside abandoned Apple's office when suddedly a spider falls on SweeTs arm and bite him.

But that wasnt a simple spider, that was radioactive drag.... spider that bitten the SweeTs. He started shoot web from his hand and climb on walls ignoring gravity. Katherine called him "SpideeTs" and reduced his reputation because

she got mad since she was jealous of his new power. They continued walking inside Apple's Office really carefully when Strain appeared and tried sell them some Website. SweeTs said no but Strain insisted. SweeTs then shoots radioactive web on Strain and stuck him against the wall. 

 

Strain instantly scream for help. Katherine slap him with her NOKIA but it was already too late. 2 Wild Pokemon appeared from nowhere. Justiceres and maxtorious, two immortal pokemon of Fire and Earth. Katherine pick her PHONE takes a seifle first and throw it at maxtorious, he avoid it but Nokia cracks the wall and fall on the ground causing an 9r earthquake. SweeTs attack Justiceres with his radioactive web. Justiceres throw fire ball and burns it

and hit SweeTs on his chest. Katherine says "I'll be back" and run away leaving sweeTs fight against the 2 pokemon. Maxtorious call rocks from the ground and throw them on sweets that he avoid with acrobatics. He kick Justiceres who fall on maxtorious and them stuck them against wall with web but is not enough to keep them. Maxtorious punches sweets and send him at the other room though the wall. Just a second before Justiceres burn the hobbit, katherine appears behind their back with her friend MeVsYou and while having a cute smile on her face she says "BAN/CLEAN DAY" and then MeVsYou gather his power screaming "kameee hameeee hameeeeeeeeee " and throws a ban hammer on them and annihilate them. 

 

Katherine helps sweets to get up on his feed and take the small cpu from his pocket and run toward the main Computer of the Apple's CORP. 

She says "HASTA LAVISTA BABY" and touch the microsoft cpu on apple's computer which instantly increase its price from 100e to 200e to 400e to 600e to 2000e and burns causing a wave that turn off self aware skynet.

 

They won the evil and bring the peace back to the earth...

 

Thats all. I hope you understood why.

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Napster321ॐ Newbie

Napster321ॐ

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I'll explain this as detailed as possible.

 

Once upon a time there was a village at which they lived short, hairy human creatures called hobbits. One of them it was SweeTs. Everyday he was taking out his dog and enjoy his free time, until Tony Stark messed up with some

of his plans and created by accident the Skynet. Skynet used Xdem's computer to spread malware all over the net and try rule the world. After gandalf saw the darkness wandering upon the world he decided to run at the hobbit

sweeTs and give him a very important job. To destroy the last CPU, one CPU to rule them all. Reluctantly sweeTs agreed on that and he started his journey while skynet almost covered 95% of the net (even Elfocrash's C files).

 

Katherine couldn't watch her vampire diaries anymore online on watchonline.com and she decided to follow SweeTs in that journey cause she felt the need to destroy the skynet and return home to enjoy her series. Gandalf named that "the fellowship of the CPU". After many days of driving they finally reached the Apple's Corp Tower. SweeTs and Katherine walked inside abandoned Apple's office when suddedly a spider falls on SweeTs arm and bite him.

But that wasnt a simple spider, that was radioactive drag.... spider that bitten the SweeTs. He started shoot web from his hand and climb on walls ignoring gravity. Katherine called him "SpideeTs" and reduced his reputation because

she got mad since she was jealous of his new power. They continued walking inside Apple's Office really carefully when Strain appeared and tried sell them some Website. SweeTs said no but Strain insisted. SweeTs then shoots radioactive web on Strain and stuck him against the wall. 

 

Strain instantly scream for help. Katherine slap him with her NOKIA but it was already too late. 2 Wild Pokemon appeared from nowhere. Justiceres and maxtorious, two immortal pokemon of Fire and Earth. Katherine pick her PHONE takes a seifle first and throw it at maxtorious, he avoid it but Nokia cracks the wall and fall on the ground causing an 9r earthquake. SweeTs attack Justiceres with his radioactive web. Justiceres throw fire ball and burns it

and hit SweeTs on his chest. Katherine says "I'll be back" and run away leaving sweeTs fight against the 2 pokemon. Maxtorious call rocks from the ground and throw them on sweets that he avoid with acrobatics. He kick Justiceres who fall on maxtorious and them stuck them against wall with web but is not enough to keep them. Maxtorious punches sweets and send him at the other room though the wall. Just a second before Justiceres burn the hobbit, katherine appears behind their back with her friend MeVsYou and while having a cute smile on her face she says "BAN/CLEAN DAY" and then MeVsYou gather his power screaming "kameee hameeee hameeeeeeeeee " and throws a ban hammer on them and annihilate them. 

 

Katherine helps sweets to get up on his feed and take the small cpu from his pocket and run toward the main Computer of the Apple's CORP. 

She says "HASTA LAVISTA BABY" and touch the microsoft cpu on apple's computer which instantly increase its price from 100e to 200e to 400e to 600e to 2000e and burns causing a wave that turn off self aware skynet.

 

They won the evil and bring the peace back to the earth...

 

Thats all. I hope you understood why.

malaka eisai ka8isterimenos psa3ou

Katherine Newbie

Katherine

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I'll explain this as detailed as possible.

 

Once upon a time there was a village at which they lived short, hairy human creatures called hobbits. One of them it was SweeTs. Everyday he was taking out his dog and enjoy his free time, until Tony Stark messed up with some

of his plans and created by accident the Skynet. Skynet used Xdem's computer to spread malware all over the net and try rule the world. After gandalf saw the darkness wandering upon the world he decided to run at the hobbit

sweeTs and give him a very important job. To destroy the last CPU, one CPU to rule them all. Reluctantly sweeTs agreed on that and he started his journey while skynet almost covered 95% of the net (even Elfocrash's C files).

 

Katherine couldn't watch her vampire diaries anymore online on watchonline.com and she decided to follow SweeTs in that journey cause she felt the need to destroy the skynet and return home to enjoy her series. Gandalf named that "the fellowship of the CPU". After many days of driving they finally reached the Apple's Corp Tower. SweeTs and Katherine walked inside abandoned Apple's office when suddedly a spider falls on SweeTs arm and bite him.

But that wasnt a simple spider, that was radioactive drag.... spider that bitten the SweeTs. He started shoot web from his hand and climb on walls ignoring gravity. Katherine called him "SpideeTs" and reduced his reputation because

she got mad since she was jealous of his new power. They continued walking inside Apple's Office really carefully when Strain appeared and tried sell them some Website. SweeTs said no but Strain insisted. SweeTs then shoots radioactive web on Strain and stuck him against the wall. 

 

Strain instantly scream for help. Katherine slap him with her NOKIA but it was already too late. 2 Wild Pokemon appeared from nowhere. Justiceres and maxtorious, two immortal pokemon of Fire and Earth. Katherine pick her PHONE takes a seifle first and throw it at maxtorious, he avoid it but Nokia cracks the wall and fall on the ground causing an 9r earthquake. SweeTs attack Justiceres with his radioactive web. Justiceres throw fire ball and burns it

and hit SweeTs on his chest. Katherine says "I'll be back" and run away leaving sweeTs fight against the 2 pokemon. Maxtorious call rocks from the ground and throw them on sweets that he avoid with acrobatics. He kick Justiceres who fall on maxtorious and them stuck them against wall with web but is not enough to keep them. Maxtorious punches sweets and send him at the other room though the wall. Just a second before Justiceres burn the hobbit, katherine appears behind their back with her friend MeVsYou and while having a cute smile on her face she says "BAN/CLEAN DAY" and then MeVsYou gather his power screaming "kameee hameeee hameeeeeeeeee " and throws a ban hammer on them and annihilate them. 

 

Katherine helps sweets to get up on his feed and take the small cpu from his pocket and run toward the main Computer of the Apple's CORP. 

She says "HASTA LAVISTA BABY" and touch the microsoft cpu on apple's computer which instantly increase its price from 100e to 200e to 400e to 600e to 2000e and burns causing a wave that turn off self aware skynet.

 

They won the evil and bring the peace back to the earth...

 

Thats all. I hope you understood why.

 

 

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SweeTs Rookie

SweeTs

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katherine appears behind their back with her friend MeVsYou and while having a cute smile on her face she says "BAN/CLEAN DAY"

Actualy it was "The Banhammer: Judgment Day"  :D

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hmzzz

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I'll explain this as detailed as possible.

 

Once upon a time there was a village at which they lived short, hairy human creatures called hobbits. One of them it was SweeTs. Everyday he was taking out his dog and enjoy his free time, until Tony Stark messed up with some

of his plans and created by accident the Skynet. Skynet used Xdem's computer to spread malware all over the net and try rule the world. After gandalf saw the darkness wandering upon the world he decided to run at the hobbit

sweeTs and give him a very important job. To destroy the last CPU, one CPU to rule them all. Reluctantly sweeTs agreed on that and he started his journey while skynet almost covered 95% of the net (even Elfocrash's C files).

 

Katherine couldn't watch her vampire diaries anymore online on watchonline.com and she decided to follow SweeTs in that journey cause she felt the need to destroy the skynet and return home to enjoy her series. Gandalf named that "the fellowship of the CPU". After many days of driving they finally reached the Apple's Corp Tower. SweeTs and Katherine walked inside abandoned Apple's office when suddedly a spider falls on SweeTs arm and bite him.

But that wasnt a simple spider, that was radioactive drag.... spider that bitten the SweeTs. He started shoot web from his hand and climb on walls ignoring gravity. Katherine called him "SpideeTs" and reduced his reputation because

she got mad since she was jealous of his new power. They continued walking inside Apple's Office really carefully when Strain appeared and tried sell them some Website. SweeTs said no but Strain insisted. SweeTs then shoots radioactive web on Strain and stuck him against the wall. 

 

Strain instantly scream for help. Katherine slap him with her NOKIA but it was already too late. 2 Wild Pokemon appeared from nowhere. Justiceres and maxtorious, two immortal pokemon of Fire and Earth. Katherine pick her PHONE takes a seifle first and throw it at maxtorious, he avoid it but Nokia cracks the wall and fall on the ground causing an 9r earthquake. SweeTs attack Justiceres with his radioactive web. Justiceres throw fire ball and burns it

and hit SweeTs on his chest. Katherine says "I'll be back" and run away leaving sweeTs fight against the 2 pokemon. Maxtorious call rocks from the ground and throw them on sweets that he avoid with acrobatics. He kick Justiceres who fall on maxtorious and them stuck them against wall with web but is not enough to keep them. Maxtorious punches sweets and send him at the other room though the wall. Just a second before Justiceres burn the hobbit, katherine appears behind their back with her friend MeVsYou and while having a cute smile on her face she says "BAN/CLEAN DAY" and then MeVsYou gather his power screaming "kameee hameeee hameeeeeeeeee " and throws a ban hammer on them and annihilate them. 

 

Katherine helps sweets to get up on his feed and take the small cpu from his pocket and run toward the main Computer of the Apple's CORP. 

She says "HASTA LAVISTA BABY" and touch the microsoft cpu on apple's computer which instantly increase its price from 100e to 200e to 400e to 600e to 2000e and burns causing a wave that turn off self aware skynet.

 

They won the evil and bring the peace back to the earth...

 

Thats all. I hope you understood why.

Really nigga.. Did you really spend 20 minutes of your life to write all this ? :D :D Btw what is your name? o.0

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