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Πώς κατάλαβε ο Πινόκιο ότι είναι ξύλινος;

Όταν τράβηξε τη πρώτη του μαλακία και πήρε φωτιά.

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Ένας Λαρισαίος είναι στο δρόμο και κάνει καμάκι σε μια κοπέλα. Της λέει λοιπόν:

- Πεσ με μαναριμ πως σε λένε.

- Λια, του απαντάει αυτή όλο χάρη.

- Πω Πω γουσταααααα, Λία λεν και τον μπαμπά μ , απαντάει αυτός.

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Γιατί οι γυναίκες δε μπορούν να παρκάρουν;

Γιατί τους έχουν πεί ότι αυτό |_______| είναι 20 εκατοστά.

 

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Λέει το εγγόνι στον αριστερό του ΚΚΕ παππού του.

-Παππού οι γάιδαροι πετάνε;

-Τι λες ρε πας καλά;

-Αφού το διάβασα στο Ριζοσπάστη

-Εεεε.. πετάνε.. κουνάνε απλά λίγο τα φτερά τους.

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Είναι ένας εδώ στην παραλία χωρίς τατουάζ. Μαζεύουν υπογραφές για να τον διώξουν.

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- Μπαμπά μου δίνεις 20 ευρώ;

- Όχι

- Μπαμπά ποια ήταν η κυρία που

μίλαγες χθες;

- 50 μου είπες;

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Και μπλεκεις με Θεσσαλονικια και σου λέει... ''σε στέλνω σε λίγο'' και δεν ξέρεις αν θα σου στειλει μήνυμα ή αν θα σε χωρίσει..

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Ρώτησα χθες τον πατέρα μου αν είμαι

υιοθετημένο και μου λέει "Καλά ρε

βλάκας είσαι; Εσένα θα διάλεγα;;;"...!!!

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Πείτε τίποτα καλό ρε, τι σκατά θα βάλω status στο facebook;

Το μόνο Status που μπορεί να με

συγκινήσει αυτή την στιγμή είναι

το......Παγωτό...!

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Το μόνο Status που μπορεί να με

συγκινήσει αυτή την στιγμή είναι

το......Παγωτό...!

Ταιριάζει και στην περίσταση
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