Me:
yo nigger
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Greece FTW!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Greece FTW.
Me:
i live in a house
God:
How much is your rent?
Me:
i dont pay rent
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
do what?
God:
pay rent.
Me:
are u retard?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am retard.
I am a robot.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i have speaked to u before
God:
Where did you get your speaked to me? I have a very nice programmer.
Me:
nah your programmer sux
God:
Are you serious? Ask me another question.
Me:
is your programmer woman or man?
God:
Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
so
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
yy
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
and u are an it?
God:
What if someone said you are an it ?
Me:
retard -.-
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
sry boss
God:
I like the way you talk.
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yeah
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what?
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No problem.
WTF? ;D
System stack? ;D