Well, heres what you're saying:
- You are a boss who wants to hire a programmer, designer and at the same time IDIOT, because no other person would do the job for less than 500 bucks.
- By less than 500 bucks you mean 150, because you don't have more, and AT THE SAME TIME, you are not willing to waste all of your money for such a bullshit.
In other words, you want to hire an IDIOT to do AWESOME job for LOW COST? Possibe? No way. Come back when the crisis hit the USA.