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  1. 1. Σε ποιό απο τα παρακάτω Ελληνικά νησιά θα ήθελες να πας διακοπές?

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Απαντάει ο Τοτός στο τηλέφωνο:

- "Παρακαλώ θα ήθελα να μιλήσω στην μητέρα σου."

- Η μητέρα μου αυτή τη στιγμή δε μπορεί να σας μιλήσει γιατί χέζει. Βγαίνοντας η μαμά από το μπάνιο τον μάλωσε πολύ άσχημα και του είπε ότι την επόμενη φορά να πει ότι η μητέρα μου είναι στο μπάνιο για την ανάγκη της.

- Την επόμενη μέρα χτυπάει πάλι το τηλέφωνο. Η μαμά πάλι στο μπάνιο και ο Τοτός απαντάει:

- Η μαμά μου δεν μπορεί να μιλήσει γιατί είναι στο μπάνιο για την ανάγκη της.

- Θα αργήσει; τη ρωτά εκείνος.

Και ο Τοτός

- Μάλλον, γιατί μπήκε κλάνοντας!

ΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧ
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ΚΡΟΣΟΔΣΑΔΑΣΑΔΕ;ςΞΙΟΔΕΔΜΞςΕΗΞΑΦΨΆΦΞΘΣΦ

 

ΓΚΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΛ ΓΚΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΛ ΓΚΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΛ ΓΚΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΛ ΓΚΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΛ

 

ΜΙΡΚΟΟΟΟΟ ΜΙΡΚΟΟΟΟΟΟΟ ΜΙΡΚΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟ ΜΙΡΚΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟ

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Γιατρέ έχω ένα πρόβλημα, λέει ο ασθενής.

Τι πρόβλημα;, ρωτά o γιατρός.

Ξεχνάω.

Πότε σας παρουσιάστηκε αυτό το πρόβλημα;

Ποιο πρόβλημα;

 

ROFL

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ΜΠΕ ΛΑΒΕΤΣΙ ΜΠΕ ΛΑΒΕΤΣΙ ΜΠΕ ΛΑΒΕΤΣΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙ

 

 

ΓΚΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΛ ΓΚΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΛ ΓΚΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΛ

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Στο σχολείο έλεγαν ποιήματα και είπε η δασκάλα στον Τοτό να πει και αυτός ένα. Ο Τοτος άρχισε:

 

- Καθόμουνα στην αμμουδιά και έσπαγα καρύδια και ερχότανε η θάλασσα και μου βρέχε τα...

 

Η δασκάλα έντρομη:

 

- Μη Τοτέ, μην το πεις.

 

Και ο Τοτός:

 

- Καθόμουνα στην αμμουδιά και έσπαγα καρύδια και ερχότανε η θάλασσα και μου βρέχε τα...

 

Η δασκάλα:

 

- Μη Τοτέ, μην το συνεχίσεις.

 

Και ο Τοτός απτόητος:

 

- Καθόμουνα στην αμμουδιά και έσπαγα καρύδια και ερχότανε η θάλασσα και μου βρέχε τα πόδια.

 

Η δασκάλα:

 

- Γιατί τα πόδια;

 

Και ο Τοτός:

 

- Αφού δεν έφτανε τα *ρχ*δια!

 

 

KALO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ΜΠΕ ΛΑΒΕΤΣΙ ΜΠΕ ΛΑΒΕΤΣΙ ΜΠΕ ΛΑΒΕΤΣΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙΙ

 

 

ΓΚΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΛ ΓΚΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΛ ΓΚΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΟΛ

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αντε χρονια πολλα σε ολους παιδια :) καλα χριστουγεννα ευχομαι σε ολους σας :)
Posted

Γιατρέ έχω ένα πρόβλημα, λέει ο ασθενής.

Τι πρόβλημα;, ρωτά o γιατρός.

Ξεχνάω.

Πότε σας παρουσιάστηκε αυτό το πρόβλημα;

Ποιο πρόβλημα;

 

ROFL

 

κλασσικότερο κιαπτα κλασσικά.

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