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You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?  

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  1. 1. You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?

    • I rape her
      54
    • I ask for a dinner
      20
    • Boring, i send her home
      7
    • I'm too young to think about sex, i ask for a autograph though
      3
    • Obviously i still rape her, its a hallucination
      23


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staring at your pc screen won't help alot i can tell ya:>

if i stand up from PC, i'll start watch TV, eat cookies and drink Cola, so is same shit xD

Posted

man, you realy need some other way of livingXD

that is not the way of faling into sleep...

go stand up (smoke sig if ur smoker) then go to bed, read book or comic, and when ur eyes shut down. put the light out fast and trough ur book out of the window cuz books suck

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