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You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?  

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  1. 1. You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?

    • I rape her
      54
    • I ask for a dinner
      20
    • Boring, i send her home
      7
    • I'm too young to think about sex, i ask for a autograph though
      3
    • Obviously i still rape her, its a hallucination
      23


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Police stop a car on the highway

Police:

-Sir, I noticed that you wear a safety belt. The police not only punish offenders but also rewarding and solicitors. For this you know that ...

you are lucky to earn 10,000 euros, because they were wearing seat belts. What do you say? What would you do with your money?

Driver: You know, now that I have money, I give to finally get a diploma.

Pops the woman sitting next to him:

-Do not listen! When he is drunk all such stupid saying!

Says the guy who sat in the back seat:

And, I say. With stolen car will not go away.

Then heard a voice from the boot of the car:

-What happened? The spent the final frontier?

 

 

PS:i used translator

xd

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