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You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?  

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  1. 1. You wake up with Megan Fox in your bed(w/o knowing what happened yesterday), what you do?

    • I rape her
      54
    • I ask for a dinner
      20
    • Boring, i send her home
      7
    • I'm too young to think about sex, i ask for a autograph though
      3
    • Obviously i still rape her, its a hallucination
      23


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Teacher: Where is youre homework?

 

Student: Written in the stars.

 

Teacher: Where is that?

 

Student: a million miles away.

 

Teacher: What did you write?

 

Student: A message to the main.

 

Teacher: I'm writing you down.

 

Student: oooooh, but season come and go, and i will never change.

 

Teacher: Go to principal!

 

Student: I'm on my wayyyyyyyyyy!

 

 

ahahah :D

Posted

 

Teacher: Where is youre homework?

 

Student: Written in the stars.

 

Teacher: Where is that?

 

Student: a million miles away.

 

Teacher: What did you write?

 

Student: A message to the main.

 

Teacher: I'm writing you down.

 

Student: oooooh, but season come and go, and i will never change.

 

Teacher: Go to principal!

 

Student: I'm on my wayyyyyyyyyy!

 

 

ahahah :D

lol 1st time i readed it i didnt understood it..a fter i listened to the music lol
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